Oh c'mon, if you were working the drive-thru, this'd be a blessing.

What's up with fast food joints calling the cops on people every day lately?
Were they hot? Who can find mugshots?

Don't these people know anything? The proper place to get busy is a Burger King bathroom.

stpauler: McDonald's+ Nudity should never mix. This story makes me grimace.

What about McDonald's and slashfic? Does that mix?

"Mayor McCheese knew it could hurt Ronald. He knew it could ruin his promising political career. Mostly, he knew it was wrong. But the sultry stare of the Hamburglar, laying across his desk in only his black hat and mask, obliterated any sense of the oppressive morals of McDonaldLand. Here, in this moment, there was only the white-hot power of the attraction between man and burger-man.

'Robble' moaned the Hamburglar, as he slowly rubbed the Big Mac across his chest, the grease glittering magnificently in the fluorescent light of the office. He tugged at Mayor McCheese's sash, bringing him face to face with his forbidden desire, running his fingers over the Mayor's sesame seeds.

'Tell Grimace to turn on the video camera' whispered the Mayor as he was consumed by the reckless abandon of the moment."

The Stealth Hippopotamus: And you know they were attractive.

You raise an interesting question. What if they were really hot? They would have gotten free food, that's what. The police are discriminating against ugly people.

WGIL reports the pair told officers that the late night fast-food run might not have been a great idea, but they both still thought it was funny.

They win.

Well there goes my Saturday night.

you know what the problem with nudism REALLY is?


the lack of quality control.

Have the Lions contacted them about coaching positions?

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

And THAT is a very sad thing for every McD's in the country.

jake_lex: Approve

I've never had a cobb salad, and after that episode, i never will.

What I don't get is why they stopped in the parking lot to.put their clothes on. Just gtfo of there, you butt nekkid buffoons.

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

You seem to have limited your disclaimer to McDonald's. Are you hiding something?

/tell me it wasn't Taco Bell

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

And that my dear is a crying shame.

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

Bucket list?

Why would somebody call the police about this?

garumph: Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

And that my dear is a crying shame.

Please, don't feed the attention whore.

Cagey B: Don't these people know anything? The proper place to get busy is a Burger King bathroom.

Oh I see what you did there Humpty. Very nice.

/Come on do the Humpty Hump

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

Me neither. However, one time ,I did get busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Dick Gozinya: garumph: Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

And that my dear is a crying shame.

Please, don't feed the attention whore.

Eh, just put the AW and its followers on ignore. I've found its easier than discouraging them.

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

You're missing out. Doing it in the playland after hours is the shiat.

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

And yet, that would definitely get me to go to McDonald's. It'd be getting me to leave that would become difficult...

Cagey B: Don't these people know anything? The proper place to get busy is a Burger King bathroom.

Ah, so I see I'm just a couple hours late. Not bad for me.

This was in the drive-thru lane at 2 a.m.
What kind of jerk was manning the window who would call this a "crime"? If there were power issues - like, one was a 40-year-old man and the other a 12-year-old girl, sure, summon the cops - but this just looked like fun.

And as far as appearance issues goes ... maybe the person at the window was the ugly one, and the people in the car were pretty. That would have been a satisfying call to make.

I_Am_Weasel: stpauler: McDonald's+ Nudity should never mix. This story makes me grimace.

Also nude.

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Isn't that one of the teletubbies?

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

GD, in Mickey D parking lot
Was she nude? She says she was not
But this must be stressed
Even if not undressed
She would still be incredibly hot

Hope you are feeling better, saw a post yesterday that you were ill

TFA: WGIL reports the pair told officers that the late night fast-food run might not have been a great idea, but they both still thought it was funny.

Damn kids get off my my lot!

Cagey B: stpauler: McDonald's+ Nudity should never mix. This story makes me grimace.

What about McDonald's and slashfic? Does that mix?

"Mayor McCheese knew it could hurt Ronald. He knew it could ruin his promising political career. Mostly, he knew it was wrong. But the sultry stare of the Hamburglar, laying across his desk in only his black hat and mask, obliterated any sense of the oppressive morals of McDonaldLand. Here, in this moment, there was only the white-hot power of the attraction between man and burger-man.

'Robble' moaned the Hamburglar, as he slowly rubbed the Big Mac across his chest, the grease glittering magnificently in the fluorescent light of the office. He tugged at Mayor McCheese's sash, bringing him face to face with his forbidden desire, running his fingers over the Mayor's sesame seeds.

'Tell Grimace to turn on the video camera' whispered the Mayor as he was consumed by the reckless abandon of the moment."

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Sarah Palin's Conscience: Cagey B: stpauler: McDonald's+ Nudity should never mix. This story makes me grimace.

What about McDonald's and slashfic? Does that mix?

"Mayor McCheese knew it could hurt Ronald. He knew it could ruin his promising political career. Mostly, he knew it was wrong. But the sultry stare of the Hamburglar, laying across his desk in only his black hat and mask, obliterated any sense of the oppressive morals of McDonaldLand. Here, in this moment, there was only the white-hot power of the attraction between man and burger-man.

'Robble' moaned the Hamburglar, as he slowly rubbed the Big Mac across his chest, the grease glittering magnificently in the fluorescent light of the office. He tugged at Mayor McCheese's sash, bringing him face to face with his forbidden desire, running his fingers over the Mayor's sesame seeds.

'Tell Grimace to turn on the video camera' whispered the Mayor as he was consumed by the reckless abandon of the moment."

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That reminds me of a chatroom text i read once where some hard up chick went looking for some cybersex (remember those days, kids???) and ended up with some guy that talked about blowing boogers on her chest and how he couldn't get it up, etc. Every time she got the chat going, he'd kill the mood talking about some gross stuff he'd do to her. Funny stuff.

My ex girlfriend answered the door to a pizza deliveryman topless on a dare once. The delivery boy was very nervous but I am sure he enjoyed the show.

"Sir, it appears you ALREADY have "Secret Sauce" on your quarter pounder."

I'm sure some nice profitable fines were levied and the public was shook down.
These days, youthful shenanigans are gonna cost ya. Long arm of the law with it's hand out.

How about in the bathrooms, can I be nude in there? What if I'm in the right one for my gender does that change anything?

Grables'Daughter: I can honestly say that I have never been naked in a McDonald's parking lot.

As a resident of Galesburg, and a customer of this particular establishment, I'm getting a kick yada yada. Neither seem to have a Facebook (at lest that I can find) so I can't share their attractiveness or lack thereof.

The best I could find was an old MySpace for her, and there was no pics of her.