3. It would probably be more effective to mimic Altair than Wolverine for popout blades

2. My new secret moniker will be "Hoist By My Own Petard Man"

1. "The Bey of Blinding" would only cause terror for optometrists.

List fails without



// sorry

Wow that Wolverine guy sure killed the hell out of that cardboard box. Perhaps science will someday invent a tool that is half as effective.

The claws look like they could do damage, until you got close. Then they'd be a hindrance.

And the guy using them looks like he takes himself wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too seriously. If you ever watch videos of people working on actual weapons, when they (I can't think of the word... test out?) test the weapon on film, they're just very matter of fact and methodical about it. They don't start acting like they're in a video game walking around flexing.

meh, call me when I can have my own Spiderman web/thread-spitting wrist squirters with at least a 20 story range.

/if he sticks to anything, how does he let go of those threads?

"Incredible"

That word, it does not mean what you think it means.

Meh. Wake me up when we have usable grappling-hook guns.

The only really cool one is the pyro gloves. The Wolverine claws look like something a huge pussy built, and the Iron Man beam is only useful when it can blast through stuff. Can't wait to see the finished product on those.

Claws are NOT a power! (new window) but weapon.

I'll holdout for a Mech.

Meh, call me when they invent the Naughtyinator, good by Christmas you are Feliz Navidead to me.

sure haven't: The claws look like they could do damage, until you got close. Then they'd be a hindrance.

And the guy using them looks like he takes himself wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too seriously. If you ever watch videos of people working on actual weapons, when they (I can't think of the word... test out?) test the weapon on film, they're just very matter of fact and methodical about it. They don't start acting like they're in a video game walking around flexing.

I'll start to take him seriously (to some odd subset of seriously) when the claws retract on camera.

... because if there's one thing you want around large, open flames it's a full head of hair and a full beard. But the constant clicking of the piezo lighters really, really sells it.

Oh, yeah, one more thing : cardboard boxes don't pull out .38s or .45s and give you terminal lead poisoning.

Not clicking on the link since it's techblog (Malwarebyte doesn't like that site at all). So anyone want to summarize it for me?

1macgeek:
... because if there's one thing you want around large, open flames it's a full head of hair and a full beard. But the constant clicking of the piezo lighters really, really sells it.

Oh, yeah, one more thing : cardboard boxes don't pull out .38s or .45s and give you terminal lead poisoning.

Yeah... being insanely tough and un-killable is Wolverine's REAL source of effectiveness. He doesn't even really need the claws - give him a couple of good knives and he'd be just as lethal most of the time (except having to cut through brick walls and ridiculous stuff like that).

Most humans could be much better fighters if we didn't need to care about being permanently maimed or killed.

Can't open the link, but if the Orgazmorator isn't on that list, it fails.

A list should be ten or so items long. Three items only merits commas.

I HATE BOXES!

Noekken: meh, call me when I can have my own Spiderman web/thread-spitting wrist squirters with at least a 20 story range.

I have one of those, but I have to wait at least a half hour or so each time I use it. And it's not on my wrist.

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Noekken: meh, call me when I can have my own Spiderman web/thread-spitting wrist squirters with at least a 20 story range.

I have one of those, but I have to wait at least a half hour or so each time I use it. And it's not on my wrist.

I think "story" refers to buildings not your slashfic collection

sure haven't: The claws look like they could do damage, until you got close. Then they'd be a hindrance.

And the guy using them looks like he takes himself wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too seriously. If you ever watch videos of people working on actual weapons, when they (I can't think of the word... test out?) test the weapon on film, they're just very matter of fact and methodical about it. They don't start acting like they're in a video game walking around flexing.

The guy made a freaking superhero weapon. Let him have a little fun.

Meh.. wake me up when someone invents one of these

I figure Paste Pot Pete's weapon could be done, just go to the hardware store.

/splooge

Why would you demo those claws on a cardboard box? FFS, nut up and buy a side of beef next time. On the other hand, that "Wolverine" was looking kind of pasty and weak...cardboard it is!

nerds can be so useless sometimes...

/get to work pansies

culebra: On the other hand, that "Wolverine" was looking kind of pasty and weak...cardboard it is!




How did I do?

FarkinHostile: How did I do?

Lemme get my .45 and I will let you know.

/ stupid bastiches
// bringing knives to a gun fight
/// Snikt this

1macgeek: FarkinHostile: How did I do?

Lemme get my .45 and I will let you know.

/ stupid bastiches
// bringing knives to a gun fight
/// Snikt this


You sound scared. No, seriously, if you feel the need to come in here and make some kind of tough guy threat from just seeing me in Halloween costume, you are a big pussy.

Pssst! It was a costume. Make believe. If it makes you feel better, those things were useless as weapon.

I hope that helps you sleep tonight. Have mommy check the closet for the boogyman.