The Daily Mail look for every possible excuse to attack the BBC. They had a go at the BBC for some of its reporters "not declaring commercial interests" when (a) they did declare them and (b) the Daily Mail owns 20% of rival TV news company ITN but somehow forgets to declare that every time it attacks BBC News.

They criticised the BBC for "faking" polar bear footage yet strangely forget all the times they have been caught photoshopping images. Badly. And the times they have stolen web content, often without credit.

Their attacks have become so over the top and transparent that even the comments on the Daily Mail article itself now commonly turn against the paper.

I thought "Jeremy Clarkson" before I clicked.

What's worse to me than the insults, or installing a toilet on the Jaguar, is that they call the car a jag-you-are.

"a young upshot in a supercar, just can't shake off a fat man in a 4 door saloon"

The professionally insulted at work again.

I love BBC's Top Gear!

Does that mean I'm racist?

I don't even drive fast, so how can I be a racist?

What culture DOESN'T Clarkson mock? He's a comedian. That's what they do.

I currently live in India.

I could take a shiat in the middle of the street and nobody would bat an eye.

Nobody.

Clarkson was making fun of Hammond, who always seems to get the runs on trips to other countries. (He had problems when he went to Vietnam too).

It's more a joke about how you should never drink the water when you go to a country like that. This isn't making fun of the unhygienic conditions, it's making fun of the local paramecium.

It's not racist to point out the truth

Apparently, you can make fun of other countries unless brown people live there, then it's "racist."

Well, in their defense, the British are drunk, inbred idiots and have bad teeth.

the British are, by nature, crude and distasteful. if i gave a shiat about jeremy clarkson's thoughtless remarks, i would take solace in his hideously ugly appearance

British comedy is an oxymoron, but he speaks the truth.

He just wants their oil.

Typical Right Wing Doosh: the British are, by nature, crude and distasteful.

Have you ever been to America? We're way cruder, more distasteful, and much uglier (because there is twice as much of each American to be ugly as compared to a normal weight human).

32oz High Life: I currently live in India.

I could take a shiat in the middle of the street and nobody would bat an eye.

Nobody.

Isn't that a Russel Peter's bit? About the dude whose job is shiatting in front of the jetway?

if you think India is clean then go take a dip in the Ganges

tricycleracer: I thought "Jeremy Clarkson" before I clicked.

Same. No lie.

32oz High Life: I currently live in India.

I could take a shiat in the middle of the street and nobody would bat an eye.

Nobody.

I'm going to Kolkatta in ~1 week. First time there. Not sure if i'm looking forward to it or not.

Also, this is pretty much a daily scene in India. I guarantee the camera crew didn't stake out this spot just to wait for a dog to walk up and take a piss - this just happens naturally here...

The other day I was walking through a very beautiful garden (India does have a lot of very nice, picturesque gardens and parks) and saw a dog taking a dump right in the middle of it. As the dog was taking a dump, another dog came up and bit it right on the ass causing a very vicious dog fight to break out right in the middle of the park.

Now I'm not trying to say that India is a bad place, just that you have to think certain things are fairly interesting in order to fully enjoy it.

falcon176: if you think India is clean then go take a dip in the Ganges

The holiness of the Ganges makes you immune to the sewage and dead bodies and garbage floating in it.

Well, yes, of course it was Clarkson, but all the stuff a whole 23(!) people are complaining about is exactly why millions watch Top Gear in the first place.

/They'll get over it.

rudemix: What's worse to me than the insults, or installing a toilet on the Jaguar, is that they call the car a jag-you-are.

They do that because that's the name of the car. It was a jag-you-are long before it became a jag-wah.

Who wouldn't want their own private portable toilet over there?

India might suck but Clarkson is still one of the most gigantic gaping assholes in the UK, so I would never trust his opinion on anything.

Least of all cars.

wjllope: 32oz High Life: I currently live in India.

I could take a shiat in the middle of the street and nobody would bat an eye.

Nobody.

I'm going to Kolkatta in ~1 week. First time there. Not sure if i'm looking forward to it or not.

You'll enjoy it. Bring some Cipro and don't drink the water and don't trust the auto rickshaw drivers (or anybody else that may have a financial interest in whatever advice they may be offering). Overall, Indians are very cool and very kind to strangers. I've been here for a while now and I've really enjoyed my time here.

wjllope: 32oz High Life: I currently live in India.

I could take a shiat in the middle of the street and nobody would bat an eye.

Nobody.

I'm going to Kolkatta in ~1 week. First time there. Not sure if i'm looking forward to it or not.

I suggest that you take up smoking, because at least then you'll be breathing through a filter. Who knows, it might save your life.

The pollution there is unreal. By far the worst that I have EVER seen...and I've traveled around a fair bit of the world.

I think that all politicians should be forced to live there for a week, just so that they know why the Clean Air Act is necessary.

Yoleus: rudemix: What's worse to me than the insults, or installing a toilet on the Jaguar, is that they call the car a jag-you-are.

They do that because that's the name of the car. It was a jag-you-are long before it became a jag-wah.

Are they made of al-loo-min-ee-um?

Ghost ride that whip! And then wipe!

fluffy2097: Have you ever been to America? We're way cruder, more distasteful, and much uglier (because there is twice as much of each American to be ugly as compared to a normal weight human).

Ah. The myth of the svelte englishman.

India sucks.

jake_lex: As long as you've got one of these, any car is equipped with a toilet:

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How do you poop in it?

wjllope: 32oz High Life: I currently live in India.

I could take a shiat in the middle of the street and nobody would bat an eye.

Nobody.

I'm going to Kolkatta in ~1 week. First time there. Not sure if i'm looking forward to it or not.

Also, check this out:

How to Use an Eastern Latrine (new window)

It's as informative as it is funny.

32oz High Life: You'll enjoy it. Bring some Cipro and don't drink the water and don't trust the auto rickshaw drivers (or anybody else that may have a financial interest in whatever advice they may be offering). Overall, Indians are very cool and very kind to strangers. I've been here for a while now and I've really enjoyed my time here

Agreed. But make sure to travel by autorickshaw. They're badass.

Bagheera does not approve

fireclown: fluffy2097: Have you ever been to America? We're way cruder, more distasteful, and much uglier (because there is twice as much of each American to be ugly as compared to a normal weight human).

Ah. The myth of the svelte englishman.

Remember, they weigh people in "stone" over there

Indians are such noble people. They use every part of the Jaguar and nothing goes to waste.

32oz High Life: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x359]

Also, this is pretty much a daily scene in India.

Aren't those lunch buckets?

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Indians are such noble people. They use every part of the Jaguar and nothing goes to waste.

That's because of the proud tradition of doing the needful.

Sherman Potter: Aren't those lunch buckets?

yup.

Perducci: Yoleus: rudemix: What's worse to me than the insults, or installing a toilet on the Jaguar, is that they call the car a jag-you-are.

They do that because that's the name of the car. It was a jag-you-are long before it became a jag-wah.

Are they made of al-loo-min-ee-um?

I say, are you going to start a con-trah-vah-see over this?

(controversy)

Perducci: Yoleus: rudemix: What's worse to me than the insults, or installing a toilet on the Jaguar, is that they call the car a jag-you-are.

They do that because that's the name of the car. It was a jag-you-are long before it became a jag-wah.

Are they made of al-loo-min-ee-um?

No, steel, I think. Or maybe stee-ul.

Yoleus: rudemix: What's worse to me than the insults, or installing a toilet on the Jaguar, is that they call the car a jag-you-are.

They do that because that's the name of the car. It was a jag-you-are long before it became a jag-wah.

It was neither. It's pronounced Jaguar.