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Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-30 09:00:23 AM
I really need to know what Mo Roca, Paula Poundstone, or Tom Bodett think about this first.
logophile
2011-12-30 09:01:10 AM
i dont get it. who's this peter guy?
is this comic running in the New Yorker now, or something?
Trillian Astra
2011-12-30 09:01:45 AM
The alt text was great.
Ceteris Paribus says
2011-12-30 09:02:10 AM
Why did I click that? This is worse than the fat man in the speedo from last night.
I should never click on anything....
Wendy's Chili
2011-12-30 09:02:22 AM
Rev. Skarekroe
2011-12-30 09:02:50 AM
I liked the Kermit one and the Cthulhu one. The others, meh.
Al_Ed
2011-12-30 09:03:43 AM
underwhelmed.
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
2011-12-30 09:03:49 AM
Trillian Astra
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The alt text was great.
It was better than the comic.
James72
2011-12-30 09:04:25 AM
logophile
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i dont get it. who's this peter guy?
http://www.explainxkcd.com/
(new window)
Entheogenic
2011-12-30 09:05:22 AM
About as funny as a Paula Poundstone joke.
coco ebert
2011-12-30 09:05:50 AM
I like both Wait Wait and xkcd but that was very meh.
antidisestablishmentarianism
2011-12-30 09:07:03 AM
I've seen better.
I Said
2011-12-30 09:07:45 AM
Green?
Ok liters, I have 2 free sponsorships for TFD. Tell me why one should go to you.
CanisNoir
2011-12-30 09:08:10 AM
Am I reading this correctly and it has been greenlit to the main page? Now *that* is funny.
logophile
2011-12-30 09:08:37 AM
James72
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logophile: i dont get it. who's this peter guy?
http://www.explainxkcd.com/ (new window)
it's funny. i appreciate very much you taking the time to post the link, but at the same time i'm beyond bored by the wall of text about people and shows of which i know nothing. i was not expecting internal conflict with my morning cuppa : )
LlamaGirl
2011-12-30 09:08:43 AM
Ceteris Paribus says
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Why did I click that? This is worse than the fat man in the speedo from last night.
I should never click on anything....
Nope. Just complain a lot :P
iamrex
2011-12-30 09:09:40 AM
Ohhahahahaha.
Just because I got it doesn't make it funny.
Good morning liters.
shivashakti
2011-12-30 09:10:52 AM
logophile
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i dont get it. who's this peter guy?
The host of NPR's "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me".
Ceteris Paribus says
2011-12-30 09:10:57 AM
LlamaGirl
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Ceteris Paribus says: Why did I click that? This is worse than the fat man in the speedo from last night.
I should never click on anything....
Nope. Just complain a lot :P
Test me not, Llama, or I'll post fat man ass in speedo in this thread.
JerseyTim
2011-12-30 09:12:11 AM
I never cared for Wait Wait.The jokes are way too telegraphed and the audience is sycophantic.
logophile
2011-12-30 09:13:20 AM
burt, my advisor, used to keep the lab radio on NPR all the time. it wasn't horrible by any stretch, but it was pretty zzzzz a lot of the time. i know as a former academic -and a dc based one at that- i was supposed to lurv it, but..well, i did say former, so maybe that was the tipping point: NPR.
some.old.lady.
2011-12-30 09:13:29 AM
Wait wait don't criticize me!
nekom
2011-12-30 09:14:02 AM
shivashakti
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logophile: i dont get it. who's this peter guy?
The host of NPR's "Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me".
Congratulations! You win Carl Castle's voice on your home answering machine.
shivashakti
2011-12-30 09:14:54 AM
JerseyTim
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I never cared for Wait Wait.The jokes are way too telegraphed and the audience is sycophantic.
I enjoy the show. But it depends upon the panelists. Most of the panelists aren't particularly funny, but Paula Poundstone will often make me laugh. She's fairly quick-witted. P.J. O'Rourke is often amusing. As is Paul Provenza.
hurdboy
2011-12-30 09:15:49 AM
iamrex
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Just because I got it doesn't make it funny.
Don't worry; I get it, and it's still not funny. But, then, neither is virtually anything on NPR.
sugarhi
2011-12-30 09:16:44 AM
I listen to NPR all the time and like Wait Wait (I saw it live once!) but that was pretty meh :/
Left-Handed Spatula
2011-12-30 09:17:05 AM
Peter Segal recently hosted the first Moth Grand Slam in Chicago. It gave better insight into his personality and how he delivers... jokes that would do well on Wait Wait pretty well fell flat with the Moth audience.
LlamaGirl
2011-12-30 09:17:09 AM
Ceteris Paribus says
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Test me not, Llama, or I'll post fat man ass in speedo in this thread.
oh god.....
Mrs.Sharpier
2011-12-30 09:17:24 AM
hurdboy
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iamrex: Just because I got it doesn't make it funny.
Don't worry; I get it, and it's still not funny. But, then, neither is virtually anything on NPR.
Uhhhmmm
I'm pretty sure Jonathan Swartz's "Sundays with Sinatra" is the funniest program on air.
And Click and Clack!
shivashakti
2011-12-30 09:17:30 AM
nekom
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Congratulations! You win Carl Castle's voice on your home answering machine.
Like I said, I enjoy the show, but that's a terrible f*cking prize.
I guess that's what happens when it's public radio and they can't afford to give out any real prizes.
Aarontology
2011-12-30 09:19:38 AM
Next on All Things Considered we bring you the story of the transgendered basket weavers of southern Indiana. I'm Robert Siegel and before we begin this piece, let me adjust the "soothing voice" button on the desk here... there we go..
The story of the transgendered basket weavers of Southern Indiana is a long and much heralded one among those in the basket weaving, transgendered, or southern Indianan communities, isn't that right Melissa?
That's right Rob. It all goes back to 1976 when the then Miss Tonya Williams graduated from THE Ohio State University with a degree in art history and a minor in gender studies. She returned to her native Evansville to open up Tonya's Art Shoppe. It soon drew in crowds for her well received galleries, and earned her numerous accolades among the Indiana art scene. But it was not to last. Realizing that she was unhappy as a woman, she slowly began to realize that all she'd ever been was a man trapped inside a woman's body.
You know how that feels, right Melissa? You've got all kinds of men inside you.
F*ck you Rob.
Oh look at the time. We'll be back with the rest of the story after the first of what will prove to be many, many, many pledge drive interruptions. So donate now and we'll shut those local affiliates up.
sigdiamond2000
2011-12-30 09:20:12 AM
Wow. WWDTM and XKCD...it's a perfect storm of comedy for people who aren't funny.
shivashakti
2011-12-30 09:21:04 AM
Mrs.Sharpier
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And Click and Clack!
The show is entertaining but I just don't find them funny.
Their jokes are corny and the two of them just cackle incessantly at them.
Then there's that horribly unfunny list of names at the end of every episode which is recycled week after week.
nekom
2011-12-30 09:22:26 AM
shivashakti
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nekom: Congratulations! You win Carl Castle's voice on your home answering machine.
Like I said, I enjoy the show, but that's a terrible f*cking prize.
I guess that's what happens when it's public radio and they can't afford to give out any real prizes.
At least Car Talk springs for a $26 gift certificate.
Mrs.Sharpier
2011-12-30 09:22:38 AM
shivashakti
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Mrs.Sharpier: And Click and Clack!
The show is entertaining but I just don't find them funny.
Their jokes are corny and the two of them just cackle incessantly at them.
Then there's that horribly unfunny list of names at the end of every episode which is recycled week after week.
They're not funny at all, but they're so damn cute and old and nice.
So adorable when they settle couples disputes.
Left-Handed Spatula
2011-12-30 09:24:13 AM
Mrs.Sharpier
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So adorable when they settle couples disputes.
Indeed, especially when the other spouse calls on a later episode and you get the other half of the story. They really get a kick out of that.
sigdiamond2000
2011-12-30 09:25:40 AM
shivashakti
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Mrs.Sharpier: And Click and Clack!
The show is entertaining but I just don't find them funny.
Their jokes are corny and the two of them just cackle incessantly at them.
Then there's that horribly unfunny list of names at the end of every episode which is recycled week after week.
I would rather plunge a dentist's drill into my eyeball than listen to that show. Someone should record how much time they spend of their allotted hour screeching like hyenas as loud as they can at things that aren't even slightly amusing.
bigpete53
2011-12-30 09:26:52 AM
I thought it was amusing, submitter.
I Said
2011-12-30 09:28:01 AM
bigpete53
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I thought it was amusing, submitter.
me too.
shivashakti
2011-12-30 09:28:50 AM
sigdiamond2000
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I would rather plunge a dentist's drill into my eyeball than listen to that show. Someone should record how much time they spend of their allotted hour screeching like hyenas as loud as they can at things that aren't even slightly amusing.
Still, I'd rather listen to Car Talk than Prairie Home Companion...
bigpete53
2011-12-30 09:29:45 AM
Oh, and BIE gets sponsorships from me.
Mrs.Sharpier
2011-12-30 09:31:15 AM
shivashakti
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sigdiamond2000: I would rather plunge a dentist's drill into my eyeball than listen to that show. Someone should record how much time they spend of their allotted hour screeching like hyenas as loud as they can at things that aren't even slightly amusing.
Still, I'd rather listen to Car Talk than Prairie Home Companion...
What?!
I saw A Prairie Home Companion live in the city last year, it was Shakespeare's birthday too and they had Ed Koch on who read a sonnet and I nearly cried.
And all the folksy singers!
Wendy's Chili
2011-12-30 09:32:35 AM
shivashakti
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sigdiamond2000: I would rather plunge a dentist's drill into my eyeball than listen to that show. Someone should record how much time they spend of their allotted hour screeching like hyenas as loud as they can at things that aren't even slightly amusing.
Still, I'd rather listen to Car Talk than Prairie Home Companion...
Prairie Home Companion is my shiat.
antidisestablishmentarianism
2011-12-30 09:33:09 AM
bigpete53
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Oh, and BIE gets sponsorships from me.
So sponsorships are like Mardi Gras beads?
vernonFL
2011-12-30 09:36:00 AM
I love
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
, but that website wasn't funny.
Wendy's Chili
2011-12-30 09:36:03 AM
BIE won't get you a sponsorship from me, but you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that someone much better looking than
bigpete53
is looking at your boobs.
Mrs.Sharpier
2011-12-30 09:38:03 AM
Wendy's Chili
:
shivashakti: sigdiamond2000:
Still, I'd rather listen to Car Talk than Prairie Home Companion...
Prairie Home Companion is my shiat.
wat
make me some tea
2011-12-30 09:38:44 AM
That was one of the least funny ones I've seen. And WWDTM is one of my favorite NPR shows.
Wendy's Chili
2011-12-30 09:40:08 AM
Mrs.Sharpier
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Wendy's Chili: shivashakti: sigdiamond2000:
Still, I'd rather listen to Car Talk than Prairie Home Companion...
Prairie Home Companion is my shiat.
wat
What?
I have other interests outside of boobs.
Mrs.Sharpier
2011-12-30 09:41:50 AM
Wendy's Chili
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Mrs.Sharpier: Wendy's Chili: shivashakti: sigdiamond2000:
Still, I'd rather listen to Car Talk than Prairie Home Companion...
Prairie Home Companion is my shiat.
wat
What?
I have other interests outside of boobs.
"is my shiat"?
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