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(My Fox DC) Interesting How to make $1 million in 2 easy steps. Step 1: Bet $1 million on Tebow to lose to New England. Step 2: Collect that shiat   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 30
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skammie [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:07:29 AM
So the odd's on Tebow's team losing were 1:1? The bookies had no faith in the his team winning?
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:32:25 AM
Let me boil it down for ya: Find someone who is emotionally invested in the team that should lose a sporting event. Bet heavy.

God bless March Madness.
 
stpauler [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:35:24 AM
skammie: So the odd's on Tebow's team losing were 1:1? The bookies had no faith in the his team winning?

Hmmm, I could either keep my money or risk it in the chance of getting it all back with nothing extra. Submitter, I'm having a poker party in a couple days, why doncha come over.
 
Hoban Washburne [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 11:22:25 AM
stpauler: Hmmm, I could either keep my money or risk it in the chance of getting it all back with nothing extra. Submitter, I'm having a poker party in a couple days, why doncha come over.

Play the sportsbook often, do you? 1:1 would mean he'd get his original million back PLUS another. He'd double his money.
 
sponkster [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 11:47:12 AM
Didn't he really bet on New England to win and cover?
 
EyeballKid
2011-12-30 12:33:10 PM
You can read about it in his voluminous upcoming tell-all, Things I'll Do Before I Fight Manny Pacquiao.
 
Giant Clown Shoe
2011-12-30 12:38:05 PM
900k

/juice baby
//unless it was a prop bet of some sort
 
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo
2011-12-30 12:41:34 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

God bless March Madness.

Just don't bet against #10 seeds
 
McNip
2011-12-30 12:46:28 PM
skammie: So the odd's on Tebow's team losing were 1:1? The bookies had no faith in the his team winning?

No it wasn't. On my bet the Pats had to win by over 6 points and I collected $16.67 on a bet of $20.

Here was the official spread: New England Patriots -6 (-120)
 
groundhog
2011-12-30 12:51:39 PM
Pretty safe bet. No way was Tebow, even with his lord and savior Jesus Christ, going to beat Brady and the Patriots. Can't throw the ball to save his life.
 
Wadded Beef
2011-12-30 12:57:21 PM
It was a trap game. The Broncos' minds were on Buffalo.
 
StanTheMan
2011-12-30 01:00:43 PM
sponkster: Didn't he really bet on New England to win and cover?

Never let reality get in the way of a good Jesus-hatin' story.
 
angryneo
2011-12-30 01:03:14 PM
I have no idea what a "tebow" is...
 
Hoban Washburne [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 01:06:09 PM
sponkster: Didn't he really bet on New England to win and cover?

If he thought the Broncs and Tebow were over-hyped then he'd effectively be betting against them.

I mean, it's po-tay-to/po-tah-to, but I wouldn't say that it's incorrect to say he bet against Tebow.
 
ani23
2011-12-30 01:06:39 PM
small caveat. Need to have 1 mil to bet in the first place.
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 01:11:01 PM
angryneo: I have no idea what a "tebow" is...

I believe it's a species closely related to the "justin bieber".
 
LL316
2011-12-30 01:20:49 PM
Chinchillazilla: angryneo: I have no idea what a "tebow" is...

I believe it's a species closely related to the "justin bieber".

But way more talented.

/Tebow sucks
 
Honest Bender
2011-12-30 01:21:41 PM
Pff, betting's for suckers. I'll teach you how to make $1 million dollars $20 at a time. Just buy my book, how to make $1 million. It only costs $20.
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2011-12-30 01:43:38 PM
WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALLLLLLLLL. ROLLIN IN THE DEEEEEEEEEEEEp.
 
austin_millbarge
2011-12-30 01:43:40 PM
StanTheMan: sponkster: Didn't he really bet on New England to win and cover?

Never let reality get in the way of a good Jesus-hatin' story.

HERPA DERPA WAR ON JEEBUS!!!!

/im ok... really i feel better now
 
ElBarto79
2011-12-30 02:06:23 PM
ani23: small caveat. Need to have 1 mil to bet in the first place.

This is kind of like Richard Bransons advice on how to become a millionaire: "Start with a billion dollars and buy an airline"
 
theorellior [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 02:50:25 PM
austin_millbarge: HERPA DERPA WAR ON JEEBUS!!!!

DRINK!!!!!
 
TigerStar
2011-12-30 03:09:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
TigerStar
2011-12-30 03:10:41 PM
i.imgur.com
 
turtleking
2011-12-30 03:12:48 PM
My girl gave me a teblow job.

I didn't like it. She couldn't finish either.
 
StanTheMan
2011-12-30 03:17:43 PM
groundhog: Pretty safe bet. No way was Tebow, even with his lord and savior Jesus Christ, going to beat Brady and the Patriots. Can't throw the ball to save his life.

Good thing Denver runs the option then.
 
chitownmike
2011-12-30 03:30:35 PM
Hoban Washburne: stpauler: Hmmm, I could either keep my money or risk it in the chance of getting it all back with nothing extra. Submitter, I'm having a poker party in a couple days, why doncha come over.

Play the sportsbook often, do you? 1:1 would mean he'd get his original million back PLUS another. He'd double his money.

Wanna bet?
 
Tooth Decay
2011-12-30 05:24:50 PM
Mayweather should be forced to marry Manny Pacquiao since its obvious he's afraid to hit him.
 
InCaseOfFire
2011-12-30 07:01:16 PM
Tooth Decay: Mayweather should be forced to marry Manny Pacquiao since its obvious he's afraid to hit him.

Well getting married will definitely change his fear
 
Tumunga
2011-12-30 11:10:13 PM
Tooth Decay: Mayweather should be forced to marry Manny Pacquiao since its obvious he's afraid to hit him.

Farkin' stupid Ortiz was whuppin' his ass.
 
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