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bhcompy

2011-12-30 10:36:51 AM

There was a Wesley Snipes joke missed here, somewhere

EatHam

2011-12-30 10:39:52 AM

black is back, all in, we gonna win

Wrong_Intentions

2011-12-30 10:47:16 AM

Money Talks. ALthough a good number of those bastards should get 15 years in Hell from a judge.

Dangl1ng

2011-12-30 10:51:25 AM

If only hell was a real place and not a boogyman to make people believe in the tripe.

I agree with Wrong_Intentions. We should make a hell and sentence people to it for a number of years.

Weigard

2011-12-30 10:53:00 AM

Dangl1ng: If only hell was a real place and not a boogyman to make people believe in the tripe.

I agree with Wrong_Intentions. We should make a hell and sentence people to it for a number of years.

Move Wall Street to Mississippi.

Barricaded Gunman

2011-12-30 11:18:40 AM

Have a drink on me? Don't worry, subby... Wall Street is having a drink (and a steak, and a high-priced escort, and a villa in Tuscany) on all of us.

(Raises glass) Here's to hoping that in 2012 scientists discover a causal link between white-collared blue dress-shirts, cufflinks and ass cancer.

Dangl1ng

2011-12-30 11:27:27 AM

Barricaded Gunman: Here's to hoping that in 2012 scientists discover a causal link between white-collared blue dress-shirts, cufflinks and ass cancer.

No, if that happened then money would be poured into research to cure ass cancer.

The best thing would be if there was a causal link between the two and scientist didn't discover it.

Leather!

2011-12-30 12:16:42 PM

Subby sounds poor and dumb.

orsonwagon

2011-12-30 12:26:05 PM

Leather!: Subby sounds poor and dumb.

And mad.

opiumpoopy

2011-12-30 12:26:06 PM

Leather!: Subby sounds poor and dumb.

Subby thinks his pension is invested in rainbows and unicorns.

Leather!

2011-12-30 12:35:01 PM

opiumpoopy: Subby thinks his pension is invested in rainbows and unicorns.

Then they have no idea what they are talking about.

Erik_Emune

2011-12-30 12:45:38 PM

Wall Street is a casino - the only way they can make money is by skimming it off the gamblers.

SDRR

2011-12-30 12:54:51 PM

Dangl1ng: If only hell was a real place and not a boogyman to make people believe in the tripe.

I agree with Wrong_Intentions. We should make a hell and sentence people to it for a number of years.

I dunno, I heard it ain't a bad place to be...

jake_lex

2011-12-30 12:57:39 PM

Wall Street has the biggest balls of them all.

rekoil

2011-12-30 02:04:31 PM

opiumpoopy: Leather!: Subby sounds poor and dumb.

Subby thinks his pension is invested in rainbows and unicorns.

You're assuming Subby HAS a pension and isn't living paycheck to paycheck, due to the shiatty job market these tools brought us.

Fark_Guy_Rob

2011-12-30 02:25:14 PM

Honest question - isn't this good? Do we want banks to be bankrupt?

orsonwagon

2011-12-30 02:36:09 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Honest question - isn't this good? Do we want banks to be bankrupt?

Presumably, "Wall Street" would be going to heaven if only they'd lost money.

AubergineDream

2011-12-30 02:50:14 PM

It's all about Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.

Goodfella

2011-12-30 04:43:33 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Honest question - isn't this good? Do we want banks to be bankrupt?

They already are. They're just on life support from the Wall Street/government cabal.

Its like giving a blood transfusion to a dead person: sure, they still have a pulse, but it doesn't mean they're still alive.

beer4breakfast

2011-12-30 05:04:18 PM

Goodfella: Its like giving a blood transfusion to a dead person: sure, they still have a pulse, but it doesn't mean they're still alive.

Dead people don't have a pulse.

Saturn5

2011-12-30 07:01:47 PM

In other news, nobody on Fark apparently has a 401k.

Atomic Spunk

2011-12-30 07:48:07 PM

Saturn5: In other news, nobody on Fark apparently has a 401k.

I used to have a 401k. Now it's more like a 101z.

starsrift

2011-12-31 02:22:16 AM

Goodfella: Fark_Guy_Rob: Honest question - isn't this good? Do we want banks to be bankrupt?

They already are. They're just on life support from the Wall Street/government cabal.

Its like giving a blood transfusion to a dead person: sure, they still have a pulse, but it doesn't mean they're still alive.

They just want to feast on your sweet, succulent gaaaaainss...

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