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(Some Guy)		In 2022, at the age of 42, Albert Pujols will make $30 million. Wait, wasn't this the plot of Brewster's Millions? (eye-on-baseball.blogs.cbssports.com)		19
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Djkb

2011-12-30 10:03:20 AM

mitchcumstein1

2011-12-30 10:27:00 AM

How much will he have made Angels by that time?

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey

2011-12-30 10:45:42 AM

Farkers, this thread, based on Brewster's Millions, is one great reason you should be on TFD. Occassionally, we can have very smart and interesting conversations, such as the age-old topic of how to spend millions in a month.

9beers

2011-12-30 11:48:30 AM

I'm jelly

GacysBasement

2011-12-30 11:48:37 AM

In 2022, at the age of ~~42,~~ 50 Albert Pujols will make $30 million.

buckeyebrain

2011-12-30 12:01:19 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Farkers, this thread, based on Brewster's Millions, is one great reason you should be on TFD. Occassionally, we can have very smart and interesting conversations, such as the age-old topic of how to spend millions in a month.

I just won six months of TF for winning the Fark UFIA Conference (fantasy football). I'll be there soonish.

ComatoseB0nerToes

2011-12-30 12:20:07 PM

GacysBasement: In 2022, at the age of 42, 50 Albert Pujols will make $30 million.

He is suspected to be 35 now... noone really knows.

His numbers should improve in the AL, where he can DH some. He is on a 5 yr decline though..

michaelgvh

2011-12-30 12:28:36 PM

GacysBasement: In 2022, at the age of 42, 50 Albert Pujols will make $30 million.

Came to post this... I see I'm much too late.

ChuckNorrisSays

2011-12-30 12:33:13 PM

He is worth every penny.

Sincerely,
Cards Season Ticket Holder

Ken VeryBigLiar

2011-12-30 01:02:04 PM

It would still turn out better than whatever sucker takes Boras' demands for Fielder. Unless you're into a fat guy who's 5'8 at first.

JoeCowboy

2011-12-30 01:06:15 PM

Hated to see him sign elsewhere but I'm glad the Cardinals aren't handcuffed with a ten year deal. Also glad he went to AL instead of NL. At least the Angels will be able to DH him in 4 years when his elbow finally gives out.

/Or his knees
//Or his hip

JC

merkey88

2011-12-30 01:09:16 PM

Approves

BiggityBanninated

2011-12-30 02:24:13 PM

Until MLB gets a salary cap and revenue sharing it will remain the exclusive purvue of Massholes and NYC Douchetards.

/NFL and NHL FTW
//Baseball is sports version of Wall St. Bunch of lazy athletes not risking anything and getting $100 mil a year for it.

downstairs

2011-12-30 02:28:38 PM

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: Farkers, this thread, based on Brewster's Millions, is one great reason you should be on TFD. Occassionally, we can have very smart and interesting conversations, such as the age-old topic of how to spend millions in a month.

Meh, no one knew the damn rules. It was a good idea for a thread, though.

downstairs

2011-12-30 02:30:15 PM

Now, if he's part of 2-3 world series championships, I'd say its worth it.

Slaves2Darkness

2011-12-30 03:45:41 PM

downstairs: Now, if he's part of 2-3 world series championships, I'd say its worth it.

I'd say if the Los Angelos media turns on him and he melts down it will be worth for the entertainment value alone, but then I'm not really a baseball fan, and currently stuck in St. Lou, so this who Poopholes thing amuses me.

BKITU

2011-12-30 11:00:46 PM

ComatoseB0nerToes: GacysBasement: In 2022, at the age of 42, 50 Albert Pujols will make $30 million.

He is suspected to be 35 now... noone really knows.

"And I'm not telling, ya bleedin' wanker!"

I had Snu Snu

2011-12-31 12:53:47 AM

BiggityBanninated: Until MLB gets a salary cap and revenue sharing it will remain the exclusive purvue of Massholes and NYC Douchetards.

/NFL and NHL FTW
//Baseball is sports version of Wall St. Bunch of lazy athletes not risking anything and getting $100 mil a year for it.

Ohh you're one of those people that still think the Yankees are relevant, they've shown pretty clearly that having a massive payroll guarantees nothing.

Chupacabra Sandwich

2012-01-01 10:47:28 AM

Horrible contract. 6 years, 160 million is the most anyone should have given him.

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