Ahh, Ellie Mae. A good reason why a lot of my early masturbation fantasies were in black and white.

/her and Barbara Eden.

Um...hot back in her day, but she needs to let it go and quit trying to look like 20 something Ellie Mae.

two words:

"yonder vittles"

She sure was hot on Baywatch.

dryknife: She sure was hot on Baywatch.

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gospel musics?

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'm sure she's getting a lot of sympathy from Shatner, Nimoy, the "Brady Bunch" cast and every other 60's actor who asked "Hey, am I getting paid for you using my face to sell all this swag?" and was told "I can't hear you, I'm going through all these headshots of people who'd be perfect to play your part."

I go the part.

If people are involved in comedy, then they don't deserve just compensation because their association with comedy reduces the dignity of the court.

/lol, coffee is supposed to be hot
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salvador.hardin: If people are involved in comedy, then they don't deserve just compensation because their association with comedy reduces the dignity of the court.

/lol, coffee is supposed to be hot
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Holy hell!!! how about a "burned octogenarian crotch shot" warning sign!

/NSFW tag wouldn't have been enough.

If they were willing to settle, then Donna Douglas must have been right.

Too bad it was not this Ellie Mae

ComputerBob: salvador.hardin: If people are involved in comedy, then they don't deserve just compensation because their association with comedy reduces the dignity of the court.

/lol, coffee is supposed to be hot
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Holy hell!!! how about a "burned octogenarian crotch shot" warning sign!

/NSFW tag wouldn't have been enough.

No, you're looking at it wrong. It is funny because lawyers get people to sue over silly things like their coffee being hot. That's why our country doesn't work right.

Raug the Dwarf: Ahh, Ellie Mae. A good reason why a lot of my early masturbation fantasies were in black and white.

/her and Barbara Eden.

Elizabeth Montgomery comes to mind....."insert nose tickling sound".

salvador.hardin: No, you're looking at it wrong. It is funny because lawyers get people to sue over silly things like their coffee being hot. That's why our country doesn't work right.

Oh trust me, I get the point you're trying to make, but seriously. I almost needed to buy a new monitor after throwing up my breakfast all over that picture. It doesn't matter how I look at that picture, it only makes me hate you for showing it to me, not the lawyers.

Also, stupid people are stupid. All the comments on that page about "Your coffee pot at home doesn't brew coffee that hot!!!" are made by idiots. Do they not see the steam come out of the coffee pot when it's brewing? At what temperature does water turn to steam? 212 degrees F. So yes, my coffee pot at home DOES IN FACT brew my coffee at or at least near that temp. It doesn't KEEP it at that temp, but it does initially make the water at least that hot.

Yes, hot things are hot. Bad cops are bad cops. Bad lawyers are bad lawyers. Bad judges are bad judges. And most importantly stupid people make bad jury members. This is nothing new and also has nothing to do with how hot Donna Douglas, Barbara Eden, or Elizabeth Montgomery were/are.

Can we please get back on topic and post more pictures of hot ladies from the 60's/70's/80's?

salvador.hardin: ComputerBob: salvador.hardin: If people are involved in comedy, then they don't deserve just compensation because their association with comedy reduces the dignity of the court.

/lol, coffee is supposed to be hot
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Holy hell!!! how about a "burned octogenarian crotch shot" warning sign!

/NSFW tag wouldn't have been enough.

No, you're looking at it wrong. It is funny because lawyers get people to sue over silly things like their coffee being hot. That's why our country doesn't work right.

you know, i used to agree with you on that one, but when you read that the coffee in question was so hot as to cause third degree burns.... i think i can give that one a pass. NO coffee needs to be so farking hot that spilling some on you causes third degree burns. I would have sued McDonald's over that shiat too.

Yeah, how come the "US legal system" hasn't cured cancer yet?

/her and Barbara Eden.
nice, but don't forget Elizabeth Montgomery and Diana Rigg

frepnog: salvador.hardin: ComputerBob: salvador.hardin: If people are involved in comedy, then they don't deserve just compensation because their association with comedy reduces the dignity of the court.

/lol, coffee is supposed to be hot
Link (new window)

Holy hell!!! how about a "burned octogenarian crotch shot" warning sign!

/NSFW tag wouldn't have been enough.

No, you're looking at it wrong. It is funny because lawyers get people to sue over silly things like their coffee being hot. That's why our country doesn't work right.

you know, i used to agree with you on that one, but when you read that the coffee in question was so hot as to cause third degree burns.... i think i can give that one a pass. NO coffee needs to be so farking hot that spilling some on you causes third degree burns. I would have sued McDonald's over that shiat too.

You can't get a third degree burn at ~212°f

Donna Douglas, pre-hillbilly

Terri Garr.

Slightly bovine.

Y'know, if Gary Seven was a Time Lord, Teri Garr would have been the first Donna...

/Just sayin'

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Donna Douglas, pre-hillbilly

Yup, 'cause barefoot and perching in a cabin window while sporting the latest Dogpatch haute couture doesn't look hillbilly at all.

chitownmike: frepnog: salvador.hardin: ComputerBob: salvador.hardin: If people are involved in comedy, then they don't deserve just compensation because their association with comedy reduces the dignity of the court.

/lol, coffee is supposed to be hot
Link (new window)

Holy hell!!! how about a "burned octogenarian crotch shot" warning sign!

/NSFW tag wouldn't have been enough.

No, you're looking at it wrong. It is funny because lawyers get people to sue over silly things like their coffee being hot. That's why our country doesn't work right.

you know, i used to agree with you on that one, but when you read that the coffee in question was so hot as to cause third degree burns.... i think i can give that one a pass. NO coffee needs to be so farking hot that spilling some on you causes third degree burns. I would have sued McDonald's over that shiat too.

You can't get a third degree burn at ~212°f

attorneys discovered that McDonald's required franchisees to serve coffee at 180-190 °F (82-88 °C). At that temperature, the coffee would cause a third-degree burn in two to seven seconds.

you are very wrong.

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Too bad it was not this Ellie Mae

Too bad that Ellie Mae has breast implants. Ruined her cute figure she originally showed in "Playboy".

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Too bad it was not this Ellie Mae

Which one's that?
fap.

DrippinBalls: Crude lyrics that are not even funny for that kind of humor

If you find that funny, would you please grant my New Years wish and DIAF?

OtherLittleGuy: vudukungfu: Schroepnuts: [cdn.photos.tmz.com image 460x460]

Too bad it was not this Ellie Mae

Which one's that?
fap.

The movie version, with Jim Varney and Cloris Leachman.

I'm going to have to say they got the casting spot-on at the time.

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Thanks, bro.

/_{Rats. It wasn't from a Pr0n-o}

DrippinBalls

DrippinBalls: Crude lyrics that are not even funny for that kind of humor

If you find that funny, would you please grant my New Years wish and DIAF?

And what kind of humor could that be?? Hell, I'm not even funny to me.

Pretty sure most people would agree with you..

Can't fap to the pic in the article

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Terri Garr. Yum. Used ta be, anyway. Now she turned into my Great Aunt Irma.

Yup, she is down right fap worthy in Young Frankenstein. But, time makes fools of us all.

ComputerBob: salvador.hardin: No, you're looking at it wrong. It is funny because lawyers get people to sue over silly things like their coffee being hot. That's why our country doesn't work right.

Oh trust me, I get the point you're trying to make, but seriously. I almost needed to buy a new monitor after throwing up my breakfast all over that picture. It doesn't matter how I look at that picture, it only makes me hate you for showing it to me, not the lawyers.

Also, stupid people are stupid. All the comments on that page about "Your coffee pot at home doesn't brew coffee that hot!!!" are made by idiots. Do they not see the steam come out of the coffee pot when it's brewing? At what temperature does water turn to steam? 212 degrees F. So yes, my coffee pot at home DOES IN FACT brew my coffee at or at least near that temp. It doesn't KEEP it at that temp, but it does initially make the water at least that hot.

That's not steam. That's water vapor, and it comes from water much, much cooler than 212 degrees F. Steam is essentially invisible. Or do you think the water in your shower is somehow 212 degrees too?