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(Short List) Amusing Siri tells 12-year-old boy to 'shut the fark up'. Well, we were all thinking it   (shortlist.com) divider line 85
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Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:34:36 AM
This is it. The machines have become self-aware.
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2011-12-30 09:35:17 AM
TOM CRUISE OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
 
lecavalier
2011-12-30 09:35:31 AM
Do they even need to be aware to beat us?
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-30 09:35:58 AM
At least Pedobear didn't reprogram the phone to tell the boy to do other things.
 
Basily Gourt
2011-12-30 09:36:19 AM
OFF TOPIC QUESTION!!

Anybody know what happened to that "LIFE" article that linked to the Kennedy pictures, and the comments that went with it?

I don't think I had anything to drink this morning?
 
HAMMERTOE
2011-12-30 09:37:00 AM
Cell Phpwned!!!
 
Elephantman
2011-12-30 09:37:20 AM
What's the big deal? Anyone that's ever had a 12 year old son has said this.
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-12-30 09:37:24 AM
www.owned.lv
/obvious
 
Nem Wan
2011-12-30 09:37:39 AM
I don't think this happened. Also, Siri's speech recognition and responses are server-based so looking for problems with the phone is pointless.
 
HAMMERTOE
2011-12-30 09:37:55 AM
Or, more correctly- iPhpwned!!!
 
Spoon over Marin [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:38:34 AM
I would have bought that thing on the spot.
 
susler
2011-12-30 09:42:04 AM
I'm w/ Nem.

I don't believe for a second that this happened.

Although I was told that if you ask Siri how much a swallow can carry, she responds with "An African Swallow or a European one?"

So far, the people I asked haven't been able to confirm that.
 
Gunny Walker [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:42:04 AM
They coud have filmed it and put it on YouTube. The phone would have easily paid for itself with the YouTube ads. Heck, they didn't even need to buy the phone. The display model did it.
 
hailin [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:42:53 AM
FTFA:

Mom: I couldn't see the funny side.

Then pull your head out of your arse. Your boy is TWELVE, not some bright-eyed babe that still needs to suck on his momma's tit for comfort. Stupid biatch.
 
itsfullofstars
2011-12-30 09:43:31 AM
This photo on that article is far more interesting

www.shortlist.com
 
germ78 [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:44:21 AM
FTA: "I thought I must be hearing things. So we asked again and the same four-letter stuff blared out. I asked for the manager and after staff heard it they agreed to unplug it. I couldn't see the funny side."

Because you're a parental twunt. Are parents required to check their sense of humor upon picking up their kid nowadays?

/sister is a new parent (less than a year)
//she no longer likes Blazing Saddles
///for serial
 
germ78 [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:45:04 AM
itsfullofstars: This photo on that article is far more interesting

[www.shortlist.com image 615x330]

The elder Costanza will be pissed.
 
aliendave
2011-12-30 09:46:31 AM
itsfullofstars: This photo on that article is far more interesting

[www.shortlist.com image 615x330]

That's my move!
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:48:00 AM
hailin: FTFA:

Mom: I couldn't see the funny side.

Then pull your head out of your arse. Your boy is TWELVE, not some bright-eyed babe that still needs to suck on his momma's tit for comfort. Stupid biatch.

And FTFA:

Are you sure you looked hard enough?

What's the writer's FARK handle?
 
LazarusLong42 [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:49:37 AM
Shut the fark up, Donnie.
 
mayIFark
2011-12-30 09:50:24 AM
itsfullofstars: This photo on that article is far more interesting

[www.shortlist.com image 615x330]

Missed FARK last week?
 
Gunderson
2011-12-30 09:52:56 AM
susler: I'm w/ Nem.

I don't believe for a second that this happened.

Although I was told that if you ask Siri how much a swallow can carry, she responds with "An African Swallow or a European one?"

So far, the people I asked haven't been able to confirm that.

I asked it "How much could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood".

Her reply was "Don't you have anything better to do?"

/Siri reminds me of MsDewey from a few years ago...too bad that site is offline
 
sleeper2995
2011-12-30 09:55:08 AM
theideagirlsays.files.wordpress.com

Honey this app just told me to shut the fark up!
 
Rindred
2011-12-30 09:56:15 AM
Oh, iSnap!
 
Happy Hours [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 09:56:46 AM
Nem Wan: I don't think this happened. Also, Siri's speech recognition and responses are server-based so looking for problems with the phone is pointless.

IF it really happened it was a rogue app masquerading as Siri. Otherwise I have to agree that it's BS.
 
RubberBabyBuggyBumpers
2011-12-30 09:56:50 AM
FTFA: The Siri system refers to the phone's user by name - using information stored in its contacts system. The jokers had entered the rude seven-word phrase as the user's name - so the phone blurted it out when it answered a question.

/"mystery" solved
 
Sultan Of Herf
2011-12-30 09:58:44 AM
Elephantman: What's the big deal? Anyone that's ever had a 12 year old son has said this.

12...hell Ive told my 8 year old to STFU...hes got ADHD...and sometimes he really does need to just STFU.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 10:04:06 AM
In other news, people are gullible.
 
GacysBasement
2011-12-30 10:04:39 AM
This is the new "Bing Crosby App", i'm guessing.
 
Arcturus72 [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 10:08:45 AM
susler: I'm w/ Nem.

I don't believe for a second that this happened.

Although I was told that if you ask Siri how much a swallow can carry, she responds with "An African Swallow or a European one?"

So far, the people I asked haven't been able to confirm that.

When you ask Siri the woodchuck one, that's when you get "African or European wood" as part of the response...

I'm still pissed that mine wouldn't answer it the same way... The only time I've gotten close was when I told it to "Call me a biatch" and I got told "OK, from now on I'll call you biatch, OK or cancel?"...

My wife found this one to be immensely amusing...
 
eskimeaux
2011-12-30 10:09:13 AM
Basily Gourt: OFF TOPIC QUESTION!!

Anybody know what happened to that "LIFE" article that linked to the Kennedy pictures, and the comments that went with it?

I don't think I had anything to drink this morning?

This one?

Duplicate of another approved link: 5745730
 
1nsanilicious
2011-12-30 10:09:21 AM
Sultan Of Herf: Elephantman: What's the big deal? Anyone that's ever had a 12 year old son has said this.

12...hell Ive told my 8 year old to STFU...hes got ADHD...and sometimes he really does need to just STFU.

.

Bless you sir, you are a lighthouse of hope for humanity. Many times kids really do need to shut it.
 
Basily Gourt
2011-12-30 10:11:22 AM
eskimeaux: Basily Gourt: OFF TOPIC QUESTION!!

Anybody know what happened to that "LIFE" article that linked to the Kennedy pictures, and the comments that went with it?

I don't think I had anything to drink this morning?

This one?

Duplicate of another approved link: 5745730

That's the one! Thanks!
 
Blowmonkey
2011-12-30 10:11:52 AM
People are way too uptight. That would be hilarious.
 
Kar98
2011-12-30 10:14:21 AM
Bullshiat. And for what purpose is that mother holding up an iPhone 3G or 3GS? Siri doesn't even work on those.
 
trappedspirit
2011-12-30 10:16:38 AM
The device has been sent back to Apple for a diagnostics check. Job done.

What did they think they were accomplishing bringing up Steve's death?
 
Fireproof
2011-12-30 10:16:39 AM
This thread is worthless without video.
 
Flakeloaf
2011-12-30 10:18:36 AM
All right! You can just sit in the milk!
 
trappedspirit
2011-12-30 10:22:24 AM
I don't think you can be foul mouthed without a mouth, you ugly twat.
 
Teophania
2011-12-30 10:25:33 AM
They call it broken, I call it a useful object when dealing with somebody else's precious screeching snowflake who wants to climb up my leg while I wait in the supermarket line and the parent is too distracted talking to her boyfriend to parent. Why do I have to be the obnoxious child magnet?

Can I call apple and ask for this specific demo model?
 
drjekel_mrhyde
2011-12-30 10:25:35 AM
I call bullshiat.
 
LazarusLong42 [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 10:29:14 AM
Gunderson: I asked it "How much could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood".

Her reply was "Don't you have anything better to do?"

The only proper response to that question is "ZOT!"

/presumably not obscure on Fark.
 
Flakeloaf
2011-12-30 10:32:28 AM
LazarusLong42: Gunderson: I asked it "How much could a wood chuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood".

Her reply was "Don't you have anything better to do?"

The only proper response to that question is "ZOT!"

/presumably not obscure on Fark.

Convulsive ravings never are.
 
jagec
2011-12-30 10:37:38 AM
itsfullofstars: This photo on that article is far more interesting

[www.shortlist.com image 615x330]

If you haven't done that at some point, you're either gay or doomed to be forever alone.
 
lilacjive
2011-12-30 10:37:54 AM
susler: I'm w/ Nem.

I don't believe for a second that this happened.

Although I was told that if you ask Siri how much a swallow can carry, she responds with "An African Swallow or a European one?"

So far, the people I asked haven't been able to confirm that.

I tried this for you, all she said is can i search the web for you?

Kind of disappointed. That would have totally made my day.
 
cwolf20
2011-12-30 10:40:30 AM
It's the new reality app. Guaranteed to respond to annoying questions with cussing.
 
Dufus [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 10:41:55 AM
Siri just don't understand me. I ask it to "Dial John Smith: and it tells me "There is no bookstore in India!"

/no, I am NOT kidding
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 10:49:10 AM

"Amusing Siri tells 12-year-old boy to 'shut the fark up'. "

Why is he asking Siri questions if he isn't going to follow the advice???
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 10:49:18 AM
Siri has a Samuel L. Jackson app in beta?
 
Krikkitbot [TotalFark]
2011-12-30 10:52:28 AM
lilacjive: susler: I'm w/ Nem.

I don't believe for a second that this happened.

Although I was told that if you ask Siri how much a swallow can carry, she responds with "An African Swallow or a European one?"

So far, the people I asked haven't been able to confirm that.

I tried this for you, all she said is can i search the web for you?

Kind of disappointed. That would have totally made my day.

Try asking this instead since this is the movie quote "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow"
 
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