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Lindsay Lohan says she will not be able to afford to partying in Dubai for New Year's Eve

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Lindsay is the engineer on the train wreck that is her life.

Well there will be a lot less of it she is out and about.

She will be spending New Year's Eve in Los Angeles with a few close friends and family.

Her bff Crack and her Uncle Ho.

Is she allowed out of the country with all her court troubles? Might that be the reason she's not going to Dubai?

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toetag: Is she allowed out of the country with all her court troubles? Might that be the reason she's not going to Dubai?

I pretty sure she was planning on going to Dubai under the noses of the probation department until the TMZ report came out and the probation department had a talk with her.

But I wish that she did go, so that she could get locked up again when TMZ posted the pictures and ran the story of her partying in Dubai.

Marcus Aurelius: Dubai?

They don't even have decent booze over there.

They do but it has to be consumed very privately.

toetag: Is she allowed out of the country with all her court troubles? Might that be the reason she's not going to Dubai?

Well I know she caused a fuss when she took of for France over the sumer and missed her court date or something.

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But can I get a blowjob from my girlfriend who was turned into a slab of concrete sidewalk?

'Bout the only thing you CAN get, mate.

No one calls it crank anymore gramps.

Mugato: bel4sucks: No one calls it crank anymore gramps.

So you're one of them hip beatniks?

I don't even understand this sentence. No one makes bathtub crank anymore grandpa, they make ice.

Also, the only people who use the word hip are the people most likely to break one.

bel4sucks: No one calls it crank anymore gramps.

Technically there is a difference between crank and ice. Crank is a cheap verion of meth(ice). It is brown in color. Not Clear.

Now go forth and spread the knowledge.

Grouchy Old Bear: Technically there is a difference between crank and ice. Crank is a cheap verion of meth(ice). It is brown in color. Not Clear.

Now go forth and spread the knowledge.

Technically, even that's not true. Crank was bathtub meth, and all the stories I heard claimed pink or yellow not brown. People still make meth, but they don't tend to use a hunk of carpet anymore. Anyone I know that wants to make money doesn't even bother with powder anymore, cause ice is more powerful and easier to get rid of.

Mugato: Nothing gets by you,

LOL FOH with this cryptic shiat ya fossil.

SnakeMan: Hardcore drugs is serious, serious business, and don't you forget it biatch!

Better believe it.

Forget this girl, because Katy Perry is back on the market!

Our poor little coke angel has trouble being misrepresented? Awwwwwwww. :'(

Sweetie, you're looking a little strung out in this photo... :'(


*SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT*

/Welcome to my 2012 celebrity bucket list, biatch!

She can snort any white powder off my ass anytime!

I'd like to see her make a serious effort at sobering up and see how much, if any, of her hotness returns.
Nothing can kill ya like too much fun.

styckx: You know when you hit rock bottom as a washed up D List celebrity when people no longer bother posting pics of you when you used to be hot in threads anymore.

AND YOU'RE IN THE CURRENT ISSUE OF PLAYBOY!

I'd give her the mad boning she always deserved and to hell with the consequences!

That's a shame. I was hoping she would get in trouble over there and end up getting sold to some sheik.

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WHO PRESSED "SUBMIT"?

ongbok: toetag: Is she allowed out of the country with all her court troubles? Might that be the reason she's not going to Dubai?

I pretty sure she was planning on going to Dubai under the noses of the probation department until the TMZ report came out and the probation department had a talk with her.

But I wish that she did go, so that she could get locked up again when TMZ posted the pictures and ran the story of her partying in Dubai.

I'd be willing to bet the story was bullshiat from the promoter. Many of them have been known to lie about who will be at their parties.

She likes crank? I thought she was a lesbo.