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NuttierThanEver
2011-12-30 09:39:27 AM
Advantage Clooney
Smiths
2011-12-30 10:09:51 AM
Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
Mike_LowELL
2011-12-30 10:11:18 AM
Smiths
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The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
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The Whole Farking Beefalo
2011-12-30 10:19:56 AM
Smiths
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Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
ARMBAR!
The Singing Bush
2011-12-30 10:24:08 AM
I guess you could say Arod has a type:
Shez07
2011-12-30 10:29:39 AM
Smiths
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Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
But even this guy knows this thread will be a bookmark
lacydog
2011-12-30 10:32:34 AM
NuttierThanEver
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Advantage Clooney
True. But Torrie Wilson is nothing to turn down
/Absolutely would for both
//And most of the WWE Divas not names Chyna, Tamina or Mae Young
bhcompy
2011-12-30 10:36:06 AM
lacydog
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NuttierThanEver: Advantage Clooney
True. But Torrie Wilson is nothing to turn down
[files.myopera.com image 480x600]
/Absolutely would for both
//And most of the WWE Divas not names Chyna, Tamina or Mae Young
You wouldn't turn down Bull Nakano? Jesus Christ man.
LarryDan43
2011-12-30 10:38:55 AM
I hope she likes gift baskets.
NuttierThanEver
2011-12-30 10:41:23 AM
The Singing Bush
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I guess you could say Arod has a type:
[www.page2live.com image 432x514]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x691]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x382]
You forgot
lacydog
2011-12-30 10:50:17 AM
bhcompy
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lacydog: NuttierThanEver: Advantage Clooney
True. But Torrie Wilson is nothing to turn down
[files.myopera.com image 480x600]
/Absolutely would for both
//And most of the WWE Divas not names Chyna, Tamina or Mae Young
You wouldn't turn down Bull Nakano? Jesus Christ man.
MOST!
/Moolah would be a no as well, as would Kharma/Awesome Kong
//Can't think of many more off the top of my head
///The point is that the WWE tends to hire some very attractive females
////Though TNA is better as far as women's division goes right now. Love me some Mickie James and Velvet Sky
dallylamma
2011-12-30 10:51:12 AM
The Singing Bush
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I guess you could say Arod has a type:
[www.page2live.com image 432x514]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x691]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x382]
Where are his eyebrows?
Wettner
2011-12-30 11:36:07 AM
I remember when Trish Stratus was the one to have. I used to kill so many kittens to her. I saw her recently and OMGWTFBBQ happened to her? Plastic surgery wasn't kind.
Captain Oates
2011-12-30 11:45:21 AM
wait there were/are divas other than Sunny?!?!
eddievercetti
2011-12-30 11:47:35 AM
SEND FOR THE MAN
lunchinlewis
2011-12-30 11:51:22 AM
Wettner
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I remember when Trish Stratus was the one to have. I used to kill so many kittens to her. I saw her recently and OMGWTFBBQ happened to her? Plastic surgery wasn't kind.
I was always a Terri Runnels man myself.
The1andonlyZack
2011-12-30 12:03:49 PM
Lunch wtf are you talking about; she teaches Yoga and body wise is looking better than ever.
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2011-12-30 12:04:21 PM
I thought Clooney was a homo, and all those chicks on his arm were just well-compensated escorts?
And ARod takes so many chicks to his home, any talk about who's publically on his arm is null. Kind of like with Jeter. Or Sheen. Those dudes fk everybody. Some chick being escorted for the paps aint' real.
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2011-12-30 12:06:24 PM
LarryDan43
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I hope she likes gift baskets.
Hey man, it keeps folks from ending up like Mike Tyson. Compensate a ho properly and she won't scream rape and fk up your reputation when she 'just' gets some flowers.
Gunny Highway
2011-12-30 12:27:05 PM
lunchinlewis
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Wettner: I remember when Trish Stratus was the one to have. I used to kill so many kittens to her. I saw her recently and OMGWTFBBQ happened to her? Plastic surgery wasn't kind.
I was always a Terri Runnels man myself.
Always liked her also.
But that Nicole Bass. What a babe.
PsyLord
2011-12-30 12:38:59 PM
NuttierThanEver
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Advantage Clooney
This.
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-30 12:56:26 PM
lunchinlewis
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Wettner: I remember when Trish Stratus was the one to have. I used to kill so many kittens to her. I saw her recently and OMGWTFBBQ happened to her? Plastic surgery wasn't kind.
I was always a Terri Runnels man myself.
Marlena and Sunny were good, but with few exceptions, it was all downhill after Sensational Sherri.
nyrkah1
2011-12-30 12:57:10 PM
Smiths
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Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
This.
Next thing you know the little jerk #heel characters will start showing up.
TheManofPA
2011-12-30 01:16:30 PM
No Team Snu Snu yet? FWC must be tired from all the threads
Fendurr
2011-12-30 01:17:13 PM
Smiths
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Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
AS long as dougie doesn't show, I think we should be fine
rocky_howard
2011-12-30 01:17:54 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu
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And ARod takes so many chicks to his home, any talk about who's publically on his arm is null. Kind of like with Jeter. Or Sheen. Those dudes fk everybody. Some chick being escorted for the paps aint' real.
This. These girls are not "girlfriends" but "tonights entertainment"
beal99
2011-12-30 01:19:20 PM
lunchinlewis
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Wettner: I remember when Trish Stratus was the one to have. I used to kill so many kittens to her. I saw her recently and OMGWTFBBQ happened to her? Plastic surgery wasn't kind.
I was always a Terri Runnels man myself.
Same here, though I can't see a picture of her without Lawler's voice in my head screaming "PUPPIES JR, PUPPIES!"
fatalvenom
2011-12-30 01:24:31 PM
Smiths
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Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
jekostas
2011-12-30 01:49:59 PM
Stacy Kiebler
Definite advantage Clooney
Definitely Topical
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Poison
2011-12-30 01:52:39 PM
Advantage A-Rod.
Ahh, fark both of them. Lucky bastards.
lacydog
2011-12-30 01:54:54 PM
The1andonlyZack
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Lunch wtf are you talking about; she teaches Yoga and body wise is looking better than ever.
She does look good these days. But I miss blonde Trish. Brunette Trish just feels wrong.
/That table routine she did stuck with me from a young age
//As well as that bark like a dog thing
///Definitely not PG
Pratty
2011-12-30 03:14:38 PM
Smiths
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Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
You should probably call the cops, since I presume the person who is holding the gun to your head and telling you to click this is doing something illegal.
Captain Steroid
2011-12-30 05:08:23 PM
I HATE THAT SONUVAB*TCH EVEN MORE NOW! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! >_<#
Owangotang
2011-12-30 05:11:03 PM
Advantage Chris Sabin, he's f*cking Velvet Sky.
lordharliquin
2011-12-30 05:49:24 PM
Smiths
:
Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
Moss-covered, three-handled family gredunza!!
Owangotang
:
Advantage Chris Sabin, he's f*cking Velvet Sky.
THIS!!!
Arachnophobe
2011-12-30 06:12:05 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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lunchinlewis: Wettner: I remember when Trish Stratus was the one to have. I used to kill so many kittens to her. I saw her recently and OMGWTFBBQ happened to her? Plastic surgery wasn't kind.
I was always a Terri Runnels man myself.
Marlena and Sunny were good, but with few exceptions, it was all downhill after Sensational Sherri.
It's been a while, but seems like someone here should know. I recall two 'insane' divas, one with a lesbian crush on one of the blondes, and one more generically insane, with black hair, that eventually had her character turned into a party girl type. Can't remember their names for the life of me. Little help here?
FirstNationalBastard
2011-12-30 06:24:31 PM
Arachnophobe
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FirstNationalBastard: lunchinlewis: Wettner: I remember when Trish Stratus was the one to have. I used to kill so many kittens to her. I saw her recently and OMGWTFBBQ happened to her? Plastic surgery wasn't kind.
I was always a Terri Runnels man myself.
Marlena and Sunny were good, but with few exceptions, it was all downhill after Sensational Sherri.
It's been a while, but seems like someone here should know. I recall two 'insane' divas, one with a lesbian crush on one of the blondes, and one more generically insane, with black hair, that eventually had her character turned into a party girl type. Can't remember their names for the life of me. Little help here?
I think Victoria was one of the ones you described...
Arachnophobe
2011-12-30 06:28:51 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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I think Victoria was one of the ones you described...
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 304x352]
Yes! That's her. Really liked her when she was all scary-insane. Found the other one, it was Mickie James.
Smiths
2011-12-30 06:41:08 PM
Pratty
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Smiths: Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
You should probably call the cops, since I presume the person who is holding the gun to your head and telling you to click this is doing something illegal.
They are. I pay nothing for this site and use it to provide me with free entertainment. I am its consumer and dammit I demand to be treated with links that only I care about.
Call your wahhhmbulance, sarcastic peon. This kind of link sucks ass and wrestling is for greased up queers.
jekostas
2011-12-30 06:44:40 PM
Smiths
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Pratty: Smiths: Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
You should probably call the cops, since I presume the person who is holding the gun to your head and telling you to click this is doing something illegal.
They are. I pay nothing for this site and use it to provide me with free entertainment. I am its consumer and dammit I demand to be treated with links that only I care about.
Call your wahhhmbulance, sarcastic peon. This kind of link sucks ass and wrestling is for greased up queers.
How's Cena kitten doing?
Smiths
2011-12-30 07:05:02 PM
jekostas
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How's Cena kitten doing?
ballless and getting bigger according to the sis-in-law. They sent holiday pics and it's really hard to believe he was the mutant I was posting pictures of at 3 week's old.
Pratty
2011-12-30 09:28:37 PM
Smiths
:
Pratty: Smiths: Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
You should probably call the cops, since I presume the person who is holding the gun to your head and telling you to click this is doing something illegal.
They are. I pay nothing for this site and use it to provide me with free entertainment. I am its consumer and dammit I demand to be treated with links that only I care about.
Call your wahhhmbulance, sarcastic peon. This kind of link sucks ass and wrestling is for greased up queers.
I don't even watch wrestling(Aside from The Spoony One's TNA reviews, because he is hilarious), but comments like yours generally require that kind of response to highlight how stupid it is.
/I know, I bit
Dougie AXP
2011-12-30 09:37:21 PM
Fendurr
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Smiths: Seriously enough with the goddamn wrestling threads.
The same cosplaying asses come in, spout their homosexual love jerk, and we all die a little more inside.
AS long as dougie doesn't show, I think we should be fine
You rang?
globalwarmingpraiser
2011-12-30 11:31:39 PM
TheManofPA
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No Team Snu Snu yet? FWC must be tired from all the threads
Snu Snu
The Beautiful people
Says it all.
SkippinWork
2011-12-31 08:45:30 AM
Anyone notice that A-Rod is spying on the paparazzi?
Bubrubb
2011-12-31 11:16:08 AM
NuttierThanEver
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The Singing Bush: I guess you could say Arod has a type:
[www.page2live.com image 432x514]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x691]
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x382]
You forgot
Came for this, leaving satisfied.
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