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(MSNBC)   It looks like Mary Tyler Moore made it to 75 after all   (entertainment.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 59
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2011-12-30 08:43:05 AM
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your in my pants.
Ah, those were the days.

And for the record, Rhoda was waaaaaay hotter.
 
2011-12-30 10:26:17 AM
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2011-12-30 10:31:02 AM
Denis Leary under 'More'? Huh?
 
2011-12-30 10:44:21 AM
This seems appropriate. SFW, Joan Jett FTW.

Link (new window)
 
2011-12-30 10:50:44 AM
Something about her is so interesting to me. She was breathtakingly beautiful on Dick Van Dyke Show but only ten years later when she was 35, she was just meh. I dont get it.
 
2011-12-30 10:52:35 AM

Brother_Mouzone: Something about her is so interesting to me. She was breathtakingly beautiful on Dick Van Dyke Show but only ten years later when she was 35, she was just meh. I dont get it.


I've always wondered about that, too.
 
2011-12-30 10:53:36 AM
Available for comment - along with weddings and bar mitzvahs:

img214.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-30 11:00:27 AM
That dame always had a great set of get-away sticks.
 
2011-12-30 11:05:30 AM
If you like women in tight slacks, thank Mary. She was the first woman on TV that routinely wore them.
 
2011-12-30 11:26:22 AM

Brother_Mouzone: Something about her is so interesting to me. She was breathtakingly beautiful on Dick Van Dyke Show but only ten years later when she was 35, she was just meh. I dont get it.


Women lose their looks starting at 30. She also may have hastened the process with the typical hollywood diet of coke and booze, but even if she didn't, nature was going to do that to her, anyway.
 
2011-12-30 11:35:36 AM

Why Would I Read the Article: Women lose their looks starting at 30. She also may have hastened the process with the typical hollywood diet of coke and booze, but even if she didn't, nature was going to do that to her, anyway.


What? Are you 15?
 
2011-12-30 11:37:35 AM
That was OK, but if we are going for sexy women dancing in the days before cable TV, I prefer this (new window).
 
2011-12-30 11:41:07 AM
No word yet on whether Elvis Costello's penis will be performing at her birthday party.
 
2011-12-30 11:44:59 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: No word yet on whether Elvis Costello's penis will be performing at her birthday party.


lolwut.com
 
2011-12-30 11:45:23 AM

Jake Leg: Why Would I Read the Article: Women lose their looks starting at 30. She also may have hastened the process with the typical hollywood diet of coke and booze, but even if she didn't, nature was going to do that to her, anyway.

What? Are you 15?


He's right, but a woman who grows older gracefully can be as beautiful or more. But if a woman whose 35 tries to act and dress like's she's 25 or 20, its just going to be apparent.
 
2011-12-30 11:53:49 AM
She was Alison Brie in Capris.

/and Mimsy (RIP) FTW
 
2011-12-30 11:58:34 AM

JammerJim: This seems appropriate. SFW, Joan Jett FTW.

Link (new window)


I see your Joan Jett & Raise you Hüsker Dü :Link (new window)

"Love Is All Around" doesn't really start until;about 2 mins,35 secs in, but bonus "Makes No Sense At All" never hurt anyone.
 
2011-12-30 12:09:38 PM
"Great 75th birthday party, Mary."
 
2011-12-30 12:13:52 PM
She's on my Time Machine Top 5
 
2011-12-30 12:24:26 PM

Jake Leg: What? Are you 15?


Are you blind?
 
2011-12-30 12:38:55 PM

steklo: [www.sitcomsonline.com image 470x300]


Well, someone just needs to call Chris Hansen on you.

...unless you're referring to her in the spin-off Phyllis. She was legal by then, which means Aunt Mary and Aunt Rhoda should have introduced her to the sapphic sisterhood in a very special episode to be aired only in theaters.
 
2011-12-30 12:45:36 PM

Brother_Mouzone: Something about her is so interesting to me. She was breathtakingly beautiful on Dick Van Dyke Show but only ten years later when she was 35, she was just meh. I dont get it.


DVD was a well written show, but Laura Petrie wasn't a fully drawn character. She pretty much began and ended at "cute." Mary Richards was a much more developed character. I suppose Laura seems sexier because that was the axis of her entire character.
 
2011-12-30 12:49:19 PM

elvisaintdead: A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your in my pants.
Ah, those were the days.

And for the record, Rhoda was waaaaaay hotter.


I watched the "Chuckles Bites the Dust" episode a while back online. I'd forgotten how freakin' hiliarious it was. Gotta love the internet.

It's too bad that she didn't allow herself to age gracefully and is the poster child for over-aggressive plastic surgery.
 
2011-12-30 12:57:15 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Brother_Mouzone: Something about her is so interesting to me. She was breathtakingly beautiful on Dick Van Dyke Show but only ten years later when she was 35, she was just meh. I dont get it.

Women lose their looks starting at 30. She also may have hastened the process with the typical hollywood diet of coke and booze, but even if she didn't, nature was going to do that to her, anyway.


You really are a tool, aren't you? She's had diabetes since she was a kid. And only someone with brain damage woould expect someone to look in their 20's their entire life.
 
2011-12-30 12:58:59 PM
Type 1 diabetic - she's done well to make it to 75.
 
2011-12-30 01:01:09 PM

treecologist: That was OK, but if we are going for sexy women dancing in the days before cable TV, I prefer this (new window).


I hear that after that dance she went out and shot a bunch of Nazis.. (new window).
 
2011-12-30 01:04:06 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Jake Leg: What? Are you 15?

Are you blind?


I am into women, not little girls. Or, perhaps you prefer the company of men?
 
2011-12-30 01:11:36 PM

maddogdelta: treecologist: That was OK, but if we are going for sexy women dancing in the days before cable TV, I prefer this (new window).

I hear that after that dance she went out and shot a bunch of Nazis.. (new window).


That was the best Cracked article I've ever read
 
2011-12-30 01:54:50 PM
MTM gave us one of the greatest TV characters ever-the great Ted Baxter. Awesome show.
 
2011-12-30 01:58:53 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
anime.com

The Mary Tyler Moore/Eon Flux mindworm is now burrowing into your head. Through the scalp, past the skull, and into your brain, where it will curl up around your cerebral cortex and remain there forever.


FOREVER!!!!
 
2011-12-30 02:02:26 PM

Jake Leg: I am into women, not little girls. Or, perhaps you prefer the company of men?


If you could be into making even a lick of sense, that'd be great. But my guess is that you really are as stupid as you've shown in this thread, so we've already seen the best of you we're going to see.

Congrats on being a retard!!
 
2011-12-30 02:14:50 PM

TV's Vinnie: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 303x400]
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The Mary Tyler Moore/Eon Flux mindworm is now burrowing into your head. Through the scalp, past the skull, and into your brain, where it will curl up around your cerebral cortex and remain there forever.


FOREVER!!!!


+1 for this oddly erotic juxtaposition.
 
2011-12-30 02:21:37 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Jake Leg: I am into women, not little girls. Or, perhaps you prefer the company of men?

If you could be into making even a lick of sense, that'd be great. But my guess is that you really are as stupid as you've shown in this thread, so we've already seen the best of you we're going to see.

Congrats on being a retard!!


You made general statement that women begin to lose their looks after age 30. Perhaps it is a matter of taste, but I not only disagree with your statement on a personal level, but also think it is factually dead wrong. How, pray tell, does that make me a 'retard?'

Once you grow up, you are going to have a miserable adulthood if you think women begin to become less attractive after 30.
 
2011-12-30 02:22:47 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Brother_Mouzone: Something about her is so interesting to me. She was breathtakingly beautiful on Dick Van Dyke Show but only ten years later when she was 35, she was just meh. I dont get it.

Women lose their looks starting at 30. She also may have hastened the process with the typical hollywood diet of coke and booze, but even if she didn't, nature was going to do that to her, anyway.



She may have hastened the process with daily insulin in the days before diabetics diagnosed at 20 routinely lived to 50 without losing their feet (if they were lucky).

Her making it to 75 is a staggering win against Juvenile Diabetes and a demonstration of how far we've gone in improving treatment.

Plus she's a magnificent entertainer and a wonderfully gifted comic actress.

/walnuts
 
2011-12-30 02:27:30 PM

Jake Leg: You made general statement that women begin to lose their looks after age 30. Perhaps it is a matter of taste, but I not only disagree with your statement on a personal level, but also think it is factually dead wrong. How, pray tell, does that make me a 'retard?'


It makes you a retard when you think that somebody who think women look better in their 30s and older than in their 20s must be gay, just because you yourself are a grandma chaser. Get it?

But if the thought of changing Mary Tyler Moore's diapers turns you on, bully for you.
 
2011-12-30 02:36:14 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: Jake Leg: You made general statement that women begin to lose their looks after age 30. Perhaps it is a matter of taste, but I not only disagree with your statement on a personal level, but also think it is factually dead wrong. How, pray tell, does that make me a 'retard?'

It makes you a retard when you think that somebody who think women look better in their 30s and older than in their 20s must be gay, just because you yourself are a grandma chaser. Get it?

But if the thought of changing Mary Tyler Moore's diapers turns you on, bully for you.


Sheesh, lighten up, Francis. All I am saying is there are plenty of women in their 30s and 40s who look just as good or better than they did when they were younger. But if I follow the logic of your statement - if I find a 32 year old woman attractive, I am a grandma chaser?
 
2011-12-30 02:44:54 PM
Love is all around, no need to waste it
You can have a town, why don't you take it
You're gonna make it after all
You're gonna make it after all

/I'd still give her the money shot - protein, not sweets and NO LOBSTER!
 
2011-12-30 02:56:04 PM

jj325: Yeah---break out the eye bleach



why's my freaking mom sitting to MTM's left?
 
2011-12-30 03:49:14 PM

Jake Leg: Why Would I Read the Article: Jake Leg: You made general statement that women begin to lose their looks after age 30. Perhaps it is a matter of taste, but I not only disagree with your statement on a personal level, but also think it is factually dead wrong. How, pray tell, does that make me a 'retard?'

It makes you a retard when you think that somebody who think women look better in their 30s and older than in their 20s must be gay, just because you yourself are a grandma chaser. Get it?

But if the thought of changing Mary Tyler Moore's diapers turns you on, bully for you.

Sheesh, lighten up, Francis. All I am saying is there are plenty of women in their 30s and 40s who look just as good or better than they did when they were younger. But if I follow the logic of your statement - if I find a 32 year old woman attractive, I am a grandma chaser?


there is not one (not ONE) gorgeous woman alive that looks better at 40 than she did at 25, granted that she was in shape and gorgeous at 25. I defy you to find me one.

there are some that look about as good (Kate Beckinsale, for one, she looks about as good, but that is also granting tons of make-up and possibly surgery) but there simply aren't many.

and most simply don't measure up to their younger selves. I am not saying that older women are not attractive. i am saying that you can. not. beat. youth.

youth wins. that is why plastic surgery\magic creams are a multibillion dollar a week business.
 
2011-12-30 03:49:55 PM
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29.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-30 04:04:04 PM
rickythepenguin

jj325: Yeah---break out the eye bleach


why's my freaking mom sitting to MTM's left?



Son? Is that you?
 
2011-12-30 04:06:47 PM
Me love you long time.
s11.allstarpics.net
 
2011-12-30 04:22:33 PM

JammerJim: This seems appropriate. SFW, Joan Jett FTW.

Link (new window)


Is... is there a NSFW Joan Jett? Because I think I'd like to see that.
 
2011-12-30 06:08:13 PM
Will always carry a massive torch for mrs. Laura Petrie...
 
2011-12-30 06:10:59 PM

frepnog: Jake Leg: Why Would I Read the Article: Jake Leg: You made general statement that women begin to lose their looks after age 30. Perhaps it is a matter of taste, but I not only disagree with your statement on a personal level, but also think it is factually dead wrong. How, pray tell, does that make me a 'retard?'

It makes you a retard when you think that somebody who think women look better in their 30s and older than in their 20s must be gay, just because you yourself are a grandma chaser. Get it?

But if the thought of changing Mary Tyler Moore's diapers turns you on, bully for you.

Sheesh, lighten up, Francis. All I am saying is there are plenty of women in their 30s and 40s who look just as good or better than they did when they were younger. But if I follow the logic of your statement - if I find a 32 year old woman attractive, I am a grandma chaser?

there is not one (not ONE) gorgeous woman alive that looks better at 40 than she did at 25, granted that she was in shape and gorgeous at 25. I defy you to find me one.

there are some that look about as good (Kate Beckinsale, for one, she looks about as good, but that is also granting tons of make-up and possibly surgery) but there simply aren't many.

and most simply don't measure up to their younger selves. I am not saying that older women are not attractive. i am saying that you can. not. beat. youth.

youth wins. that is why plastic surgery\magic creams are a multibillion dollar a week business.


Look up Salma Hayek, farktwat.
 
2011-12-30 06:45:59 PM
I just hope this birthday doesn't signal another round of plastic surgery. She looks creepy enough as it is.
 
2011-12-30 07:13:59 PM
Gotta side with Jake Leg in this little spat.
 
2011-12-30 07:40:06 PM

Jake Leg: Why Would I Read the Article: Jake Leg: You made general statement that women begin to lose their looks after age 30. Perhaps it is a matter of taste, but I not only disagree with your statement on a personal level, but also think it is factually dead wrong. How, pray tell, does that make me a 'retard?'

It makes you a retard when you think that somebody who think women look better in their 30s and older than in their 20s must be gay, just because you yourself are a grandma chaser. Get it?

But if the thought of changing Mary Tyler Moore's diapers turns you on, bully for you.

Sheesh, lighten up, Francis. All I am saying is there are plenty of women in their 30s and 40s who look just as good or better than they did when they were younger. But if I follow the logic of your statement - if I find a 32 year old woman attractive, I am a grandma chaser?


Actually Mary's one of the original cougars--her husband's 17 years younger than her and they've been married close to thirty years.

/salutes
 
2011-12-30 08:07:59 PM

frepnog: there is not one (not ONE) gorgeous woman alive that looks better at 40 than she did at 25, granted that she was in shape and gorgeous at 25. I defy you to find me one.


Alison Krauss?

www.metroactive.com
 
2011-12-30 08:09:31 PM
www.latimes.com
 
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