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(France24) Sad Kim Jong-Il's death not only marks end of a brutal tyrant, but unemployment for his double   (france24.com) divider line 46
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2011-12-30 03:33:16 AM
I'll hire him for parties.
 
2011-12-30 04:04:13 AM
That tag is appropriate. I know you could have gone with other ones...but that was the one.
 
2011-12-30 07:11:42 AM
At first I thought this would be a political decoy, and he should have been happy to live though the ordeal. Nope.
 
2011-12-30 07:13:20 AM
I know a couple of people he could stay with at the The Shady Rest Retirement Home.
 
2011-12-30 07:23:29 AM
But some tubby, vacant-looking Korean with a bad haircut will finally find employment... The circle of life is complete.
 
2011-12-30 07:29:13 AM
More proof of the job killing policies of Fartbongo

/iPhone recognized Fartbongo as a word
 
2011-12-30 07:29:47 AM
keylock71: But some tubby, vacant-looking Korean with a bad haircut will finally find employment... The circle of life is complete.

If he stops spawning more Overlords..
 
2011-12-30 07:39:32 AM
Go to Vegas and start a variety show with the doubles of Saddam Husein, Muammar Gaddafi and Osama bin Laden.

/The show ends when Obama arrives.
 
2011-12-30 07:39:53 AM
Alphax: keylock71: But some tubby, vacant-looking Korean with a bad haircut will finally find employment... The circle of life is complete.

If he stops spawning more Overlords..


Heh... I was referring to the poor sap that gets to be Un's double, but yeah, we can only hope the chubby little dictator doesn't procreate.
 
2011-12-30 07:49:43 AM
Ronery and unemproyed is no way to go through rife.
 
2011-12-30 07:50:39 AM
He's still got his day job as lead singer of U2 going for him so it's not all bad.
 
2011-12-30 07:51:34 AM
South Korean Kim Young-Shik, a lookalike of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, [INSERT TEXT HERE]. He's been cursed in the street, appeared in a movie and perfected the wave of North Korea's "Dear Leader". Now Kim Jong-Il's leading look-alike feels that part of himself died along with the late ruler.
 
2011-12-30 08:02:09 AM
lahuman8: South Korean Kim Young-Shik, a lookalike of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, [INSERT TEXT HERE]. He's been cursed in the street, appeared in a movie and perfected the wave of North Korea's "Dear Leader". Now Kim Jong-Il's leading look-alike feels that part of himself died along with the late ruler.

Word.
Lazy editor is lazy.
 
2011-12-30 08:12:03 AM
It would be funny if he could sneak into North Korea and start tormenting his "son".
 
2011-12-30 08:16:20 AM
South Korean Kim Young-Shik, a lookalike of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, [INSERT TEXT HERE]. He's been cursed in the street, appeared in a movie and perfected the wave of North Korea's "Dear Leader". Now Kim Jong-Il's leading look-alike feels that part of himself died along with the late ruler.
 
2011-12-30 08:17:43 AM
South Korean Kim Young-Shik, a lookalike of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, [INSERT TEXT HERE]. He's been cursed in the street, appeared in a movie and perfected the wave of North Korea's "Dear Leader". Now Kim Jong-Il's leading look-alike feels that part of himself died along with the late ruler
 
2011-12-30 08:18:26 AM
South Korean Kim Young-Shik, a lookalike of North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, [insert text here]. He's been cursed in the street, appeared in a movie and perfected the wave of North Korea's "Dear Leader". Now Kim Jong-Il's leading look-alike feels that part of himself died along with the late ruler.
 
2011-12-30 08:25:44 AM
I can't tell, orientals all look the same to me.
 
2011-12-30 08:44:08 AM
BraveNewCheneyWorld: I can't tell, orientals all look the same to me.

At least you didn't say "chinaman."

www.drummerworld.com
 
2011-12-30 08:44:16 AM
Feels that guy's pain:

www.lebowskifest.com
 
2011-12-30 09:09:46 AM
LarryDan43: Go to Vegas and start a variety show with the doubles of Saddam Husein, Muammar Gaddafi and Osama bin Laden.

I'd pay money to see that show.
 
2011-12-30 09:30:57 AM
Just imagine how the actual double of Kim in North Korea felt when he heard the news.

And by "heard" I mean "got shot in the head and dumped in a lake," of course.
 
2011-12-30 09:44:04 AM
I'll face the same unemployment when Brad Pitt dies.
 
2011-12-30 09:45:33 AM
"Some people curse at me and call me 'dictator', but those who know me wave and shout 'Kim Jong-Il!'. Then I would wave back at them and show them some of Kim's moves," he said.

I hope he was referring to the moonwalk.
 
2011-12-30 09:48:29 AM
skylabdown: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I can't tell, orientals all look the same to me.

At least you didn't say "chinaman."

[www.drummerworld.com image 321x357]


"Oriental" is derived from "Orient" which is a bit old but hardly obscure name for the Far East. Using "oriental" for someone from the region is no more racist than using "African" for someone from Africa. Grow up already.

Saying they all look alike, however, is racist, and a rather lame joke.
 
2011-12-30 09:49:33 AM
calendar>>December 27. 2011 Juch 100
Condolatory Messages from Congolese President

Pyongyang, December 27 (KCNA) -- The dear respected Kim Jong Un received a condolatory message from Congolese President Denis Sassou-Nguesso on Dec. 21.

He in the message said he learnt in a great shock the news that Chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission Kim Jong Il passed away to his regret.

The message said mourning with Kim Jong Un, he, on behalf of the people and the government of Congo and on his own, expresses deepest condolences to him and the friendly Korean people.

Mourning the demise of outstanding man Kim Jong Il in humble reverence, the message expressed deep sympathy to Kim Jong Un.
 
2011-12-30 09:56:18 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Just imagine how the actual double of Kim in North Korea felt when he heard the news.

And by "heard" I mean "got shot in the head and dumped in a lake," of course.


I have a feeling this is exactly what occured.

/Best Korea is craziest Korea
 
2011-12-30 10:14:33 AM
LoneWolf343: Saying they all look alike, however, is racist, and a rather lame joke.

The story is about look-alikes, get over it.
 
2011-12-30 10:18:18 AM
He should get some advice from Vaughan Meader.
 
2011-12-30 10:31:48 AM
BorgiaGinz: He should get some advice from Vaughan Meader.

I think that pop culture reference will be lost on most here...
 
2011-12-30 10:33:40 AM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Just imagine how the actual double of Kim in North Korea felt when he heard the news.

And by "heard" I mean "got shot in the head and dumped in a lake," of course.


While decadent west struggles with social security problem Best Korea maintains 0% unemployment rate and worlds best catfish harvests!
 
2011-12-30 11:09:03 AM
drongozone: BorgiaGinz: He should get some advice from Vaughan Meader.

I think that pop culture reference will be lost on most here...


Hey, I caught that reference and I'm by no means old.

Now, if you'll excuse me, Art Linkletter is starting. I love it when he has the little kids on.
 
2011-12-30 11:27:03 AM
He just needs to dress up like a ghost now! Boo. BOOOO! hehe, yeah, I came back! You know, like Star Wars.
 
2011-12-30 11:47:20 AM
KarmicDisaster: He just needs to dress up like a ghost now! Boo. BOOOO! hehe, yeah, I came back! You know, like Star Wars.

I'm thinking zombie movie. I'm sure SyFy could throw something together in 10 minutes.
 
2011-12-30 11:50:59 AM
drongozone: BorgiaGinz: He should get some advice from Vaughan Meader.

I think that pop culture reference will be lost on most here...


Grew up playing that LP on my parent's sideboard sized hi-fi in between Allan Sherman records

/my lawn -off it
 
2011-12-30 12:05:26 PM
Iceman_Cometh: KarmicDisaster: He just needs to dress up like a ghost now! Boo. BOOOO! hehe, yeah, I came back! You know, like Star Wars.

I'm thinking zombie movie. I'm sure SyFy could throw something together in 10 minutes.


Put him in the barn!
 
2011-12-30 12:49:29 PM
so ronery?
 
2011-12-30 12:55:20 PM
LoneWolf343: skylabdown: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I can't tell, orientals all look the same to me.

At least you didn't say "chinaman."

[www.drummerworld.com image 321x357]

"Oriental" is derived from "Orient" which is a bit old but hardly obscure name for the Far East. Using "oriental" for someone from the region is no more racist than using "African" for someone from Africa. Grow up already.

Saying they all look alike, however, is racist, and a rather lame joke.


You should really go to the doctor and take care of that sandy va-jay-jay you have there.
 
2011-12-30 12:58:44 PM
Well he can go live out his days in one of the homes the Bluth Company built for the Dear Leader, right?
 
2011-12-30 02:42:42 PM
I thought the doubles were buried WITH the brutal dictators.
 
2011-12-30 05:35:04 PM
skylabdown: LoneWolf343: skylabdown: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I can't tell, orientals all look the same to me.

At least you didn't say "chinaman."

[www.drummerworld.com image 321x357]

"Oriental" is derived from "Orient" which is a bit old but hardly obscure name for the Far East. Using "oriental" for someone from the region is no more racist than using "African" for someone from Africa. Grow up already.

Saying they all look alike, however, is racist, and a rather lame joke.

You should really go to the doctor and take care of that sandy va-jay-jay you have there.


I call out someone for being whiny, and I'm the one that gets shiat for it?

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark...
 
2011-12-30 05:41:55 PM
LoneWolf343: skylabdown: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I can't tell, orientals all look the same to me.

At least you didn't say "chinaman."

[www.drummerworld.com image 321x357]

"Oriental" is derived from "Orient" which is a bit old but hardly obscure name for the Far East. Using "oriental" for someone from the region is no more racist than using "African" for someone from Africa. Grow up already.

Saying they all look alike, however, is racist, and a rather lame joke.


However, Asian people are divided about 50/50 on whether or not they're OK with being called "Oriental."
 
2011-12-30 07:59:47 PM
LoneWolf343: skylabdown: LoneWolf343: skylabdown: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I can't tell, orientals all look the same to me.

At least you didn't say "chinaman."

[www.drummerworld.com image 321x357]

"Oriental" is derived from "Orient" which is a bit old but hardly obscure name for the Far East. Using "oriental" for someone from the region is no more racist than using "African" for someone from Africa. Grow up already.

Saying they all look alike, however, is racist, and a rather lame joke.

You should really go to the doctor and take care of that sandy va-jay-jay you have there.

I call out someone for being whiny, and I'm the one that gets shiat for it?

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark...


Do you hear something?
 
2011-12-30 08:02:19 PM
LoneWolf343: skylabdown: LoneWolf343: skylabdown: BraveNewCheneyWorld: I can't tell, orientals all look the same to me.

At least you didn't say "chinaman."

[www.drummerworld.com image 321x357]

"Oriental" is derived from "Orient" which is a bit old but hardly obscure name for the Far East. Using "oriental" for someone from the region is no more racist than using "African" for someone from Africa. Grow up already.

Saying they all look alike, however, is racist, and a rather lame joke.

You should really go to the doctor and take care of that sandy va-jay-jay you have there.

I call out someone for being whiny, and I'm the one that gets shiat for it?

Yeah, yeah, Welcome to Fark...


Whiny? I quoted a well known meme.. you just got here last month. fark off asshole.
 
2011-12-31 12:10:25 AM
keylock71: Alphax: keylock71: But some tubby, vacant-looking Korean with a bad haircut will finally find employment... The circle of life is complete.

If he stops spawning more Overlords..

Heh... I was referring to the poor sap that gets to be Un's double, but yeah, we can only hope the chubby little dictator doesn't procreate.


I think this guy would do a good job of it:
images.wikia.com
 
2011-12-31 02:49:21 AM
skylabdown: Do you hear something?

skylabdown: Whiny? I quoted a well known meme.. you just got here last month. fark off asshole.

www.thebestdamnpoll.com
 
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