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(MSNBC) Ironic A cry of noooooooooooo was heard throughout the net after 600 pound woman shuts down her website where people paid $19 a month to watch her eat because now she wants to lose weight   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 95
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2011-12-29 11:37:28 PM
Imagine, people paying money to see useless shiat on some lame-ass website.

Pathetic losers.
 
2011-12-29 11:55:10 PM
But Simpson said she earned at one point $1,000 a month


$12,000/year? I think the guy who recycles stray pop cans around here makes more than that.
 
2011-12-30 12:00:56 AM
What's her Fark handle?
 
2011-12-30 12:02:32 AM
Reminds me of the movie Feed. Very disturbing. It's on Netflix instant watch if you're so inclined.
 
2011-12-30 12:31:33 AM
Isn't it similar to TotalFark? But less boobies?
 
2011-12-30 12:36:51 AM
I got a reply of 'bullshiat' today when I pointed out that maybe someone being 400 farking lbs was a contributing factor in their joint problems. Yes, the human body is designed to function perfectly when you're the size of a land whale.
 
2011-12-30 12:39:07 AM
W. T. Fark: Reminds me of the movie Feed. Very disturbing. It's on Netflix instant watch if you're so inclined.

Also if you're interested in a real life documentary about such things, do a search on the UK documentary "Fat girls and feeders." I'm not sure it's up for streaming anymore, you'd need to find the whole file (it's out there on the intertubes, with Swedish subtitles of all things).

It's got footage of a woman "Gina" who is fattened up to 800+ pounds (821? If I remember correctly). Far and away the fattest person I have EVER seen. Thing is, it was a fetish relationship, so her husband Mark kept video records every so often, and clips are in the documentary. They are disturbing.

At her fattest (or close to it) she can hardly move. It's all she can do, with a lot of help, to scoot over to the edge of the bed. Clothing is out of the question. Touching most of her body on her own is out of the question.

Earlier than that, they make what is supposed to be a video of her last time walking - because she's reached her limit, and is of course at that point only aiming to get fatter. The concept of that, it's just disturbing as hell.

Eventually they realize this is craziness, and she starts to lose weight. She's interviewed in the documentary, still fairly disabled and needing a scooter to get around, but she's down to 400 pounds or so, and it's quite a change. And yet, Mark is interviewed and he misses the fatter Gina. He still fantasizes about her getting fat fat FAAAAAT(ter) again.

Aside from her main story, there's footage of some more "normal" superobese people, sticking at constant weights of 300 something, and while you have to wonder just WTF, they're normally moving around, jobs, etc. They like being fat, people like them fat, but it's still a manageable level of fat.

The first time this Simpson woman was linked from Fark, I had to wonder if she knew just what she was getting into - it's nice to see that she's realized that was nuts and that 1000 pounds (her former goal) is probably not even doable ever.

Fascinating documentary, anyway, but very, VERY WTF.
 
2011-12-30 01:18:23 AM
gamergirl23: I got a reply of 'bullshiat' today when I pointed out that maybe someone being 400 farking lbs was a contributing factor in their joint problems. Yes, the human body is designed to function perfectly when you're the size of a land whale.

Logic and facts are indeed bullsh*t. What's wrong with you?
 
2011-12-30 01:38:53 AM
Wont some people pay to watch her lose weight? Rule 34 and all that....
 
2011-12-30 01:40:55 AM
quickdraw: Wont some people pay to watch her lose weight? Rule 34 and all that....

That was my first thought. She could provide inspiration for the fatties. Girl isn't workin' her angle.
 
2011-12-30 01:45:07 AM
itazurakko: W. T. Fark: Reminds me of the movie Feed. Very disturbing. It's on Netflix instant watch if you're so inclined.

Also if you're interested in a real life documentary about such things, do a search on the UK documentary "Fat girls and feeders." I'm not sure it's up for streaming anymore, you'd need to find the whole file (it's out there on the intertubes, with Swedish subtitles of all things).


Seconding this. I've seen it a number of times and it's just fascinating.
 
2011-12-30 03:09:33 AM
AbbeySomeone: gamergirl23: I got a reply of 'bullshiat' today when I pointed out that maybe someone being 400 farking lbs was a contributing factor in their joint problems. Yes, the human body is designed to function perfectly when you're the size of a land whale.

Logic and facts are indeed bullsh*t. What's wrong with you?


She did afterward point out that she's only NEARLY 400 lbs, capitalization included., as if being slightly less obese than she'd initially claimed was still healthy. *facepalm*
 
2011-12-30 03:22:59 AM
Reminds me of this
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-30 03:24:03 AM
www.hotflick.net

inconsolable
 
2011-12-30 03:26:47 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: Reminds me of this
[i.imgur.com image 214x317]


Oh and it's on Netflix instant
 
2011-12-30 03:27:05 AM
Relatively Obscure: But Simpson said she earned at one point $1,000 a month


$12,000/year? I think the guy who recycles stray pop cans around here makes more than that.


That's still 12k a year *more* than she would have had anyway. It's not like she wasn't already planning on eating a lot. Given the amount of time and effort I'd imagine she had to put into it; she was probably netting some serious $$$ per hour.

It's not like it required her to not have other sources of income. Whatever her means of support was (and I hate to say it, there is an awfully good chance she was getting, or at least qualified for, disability) she'd still be getting it.

If I could eat in front of a webcam and add 12k to my salary, I'd do it in an instant.
 
2011-12-30 03:28:01 AM
FTA: For years, the 44-year-old mother of two was a star in the fantasy fetish community that worshipped the overweight and the feeding that led to it.

and

"I realized that I was their fantasy," she said. "Here I was getting bigger and bigger, and they had their thin wives, with 2 1/2 kids and a picket fence."

Sharp as a tack, she is.
 
2011-12-30 03:29:39 AM
i44.tinypic.com
 
2011-12-30 03:33:10 AM
In a way, I sort of admired her attitude. She was like I don't give a fark, I'll get as fat as I want. But eventually she caved into the pressure. I assumed that would happen at some point.

/oh well, on to the next freak show...
 
2011-12-30 03:33:29 AM
SingerWang: Isn't it similar to TotalFark? But less boobies?

Depends... would 'less' entail total count or would it be by volume?
 
2011-12-30 03:33:31 AM
Did anyone think to send her a wafer-thin mint?
 
2011-12-30 03:37:02 AM
quickdraw: Wont some people pay to watch her lose weight? Rule 34 and all that....

No idea about the relative sizes (sorry) of the two fetish communities, but if you consider the $1,000 and $19/mo figures FTFA, we're looking at about 50 paying customers, maybe. Surely there must be at least that many who would want/pay to see her get thinner. Plus the advertising opportunities from the weight-loss companies, et. al.
 
2011-12-30 03:38:50 AM
drjekel_mrhyde: drjekel_mrhyde: Reminds me of this
[i.imgur.com image 214x317]

Oh and it's on Netflix instant


I sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you.
 
2011-12-30 03:55:35 AM
Fark_Guy_Rob: Relatively Obscure: But Simpson said she earned at one point $1,000 a month


$12,000/year? I think the guy who recycles stray pop cans around here makes more than that.

That's still 12k a year *more* than she would have had anyway. It's not like she wasn't already planning on eating a lot. Given the amount of time and effort I'd imagine she had to put into it; she was probably netting some serious $$$ per hour.

It's not like it required her to not have other sources of income. Whatever her means of support was (and I hate to say it, there is an awfully good chance she was getting, or at least qualified for, disability) she'd still be getting it.

If I could eat in front of a webcam and add 12k to my salary, I'd do it in an instant.


Do you have any idea how much it costs to get a decent ultra-wide angle lens for a webcam?
 
2011-12-30 03:56:14 AM
gamergirl23: I got a reply of 'bullshiat' today when I pointed out that maybe someone being 400 farking lbs was a contributing factor in their joint problems. Yes, the human body is designed to function perfectly when you're the size of a land whale.

She needs to go for a swim.
 
2011-12-30 04:02:57 AM
Chupacabra Sandwich: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

inconsolable


Damn it! You beat me to it. Was going to post the same exact thing...

www.hotflick.net
 
2011-12-30 04:06:06 AM
That sound you hear is hundreds of Farkers rushing in to fill the void
 
2011-12-30 04:08:40 AM
Admittedly, I'm a feeder and I am preoccupied, perhaps unhealthily, with fat women. When I first meet a woman, I always ask her out to dinner. I watch what she orders. If it's not something ultra rich with high calories, like lobster tail, then I excuse myself to the restroom and crawl through the window. But if dinner goes well, I say, "hey, let's catch a movie!" That's where I introduce the popcorn, candy, and soda. Afterward, I take her for dessert at an ice creamery. The blow job is incidental. Just a quick way to inject a few more calories before bed.

Then, if all goes well, I marry her and keep feeding her year after year after year. She puts on five to ten pounds a year, slow at first. But after the baby things really pick up, twenty or thirty stones, quite a pace. She's growing into my fantasy.

And I didn't even know I had one.
 
2011-12-30 04:21:44 AM
The beginning the the article reminded me of these guys.


i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-30 04:22:52 AM
thejourneyto30: Chupacabra Sandwich: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

inconsolable

Damn it! You beat me to it. Was going to post the same exact thing...

[www.hotflick.net image 640x360]


botero
 
2011-12-30 04:32:27 AM
joel!!!!!: thejourneyto30: Chupacabra Sandwich: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

inconsolable

Damn it! You beat me to it. Was going to post the same exact thing...

[www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

botero


I Wikipedia-ed that ish!
 
2011-12-30 04:33:16 AM
cdn.pimpmyspace.org
BEEFCAKE!!
 
2011-12-30 05:16:08 AM
Is it wrong that I had to turn off "Feeder" on Netflix because of the extremely simplified and poorly done cyber-crime work using IE and packet logger that instantly spat out things INSTEAD of any revulsion for the human conditions described?
 
2011-12-30 05:36:04 AM
Erder: Is it wrong that I had to turn off "Feeder" on Netflix because of the extremely simplified and poorly done cyber-crime work using IE and packet logger that instantly spat out things INSTEAD of any revulsion for the human conditions described?

Yes it is, and as your penance you must watch as much of the film "Hackers" as it takes for your eyes to roll completely back into your skull or for twenty consecutive minutes, whichever happens first.
 
2011-12-30 05:37:44 AM
bacon for everyone!
 
2011-12-30 07:54:05 AM
quickdraw: Wont some people pay to watch her lose weight? Rule 34 and all that....

If that fetish existed it would have exploded into the mainstream by now. Think of all the women out there including myself who are trying to lose weight. I would engage in some masochistic behavior if it meant someone was going to pay me to lose weight.
 
2011-12-30 08:02:16 AM
BIGGEST LOSER???
ITS HOW AMERICA SLIMS DOWN
 
2011-12-30 08:05:10 AM
itazurakko: W. T. Fark: Reminds me of the movie Feed. Very disturbing. It's on Netflix instant watch if you're so inclined.

Also if you're interested in a real life documentary about such things, do a search on the UK documentary "Fat girls and feeders." I'm not sure it's up for streaming anymore, you'd need to find the whole file (it's out there on the intertubes, with Swedish subtitles of all things).

It's got footage of a woman "Gina" who is fattened up to 800+ pounds (821? If I remember correctly). Far and away the fattest person I have EVER seen. Thing is, it was a fetish relationship, so her husband Mark kept video records every so often, and clips are in the documentary. They are disturbing.


Mark is a useless human and watching that video was the first time I have genuinely wanted to get up and punch someone in the face through the internet - and he was by far not the worst feeder in that movie. Seconding your recommendation to watch that shiat now.
 
2011-12-30 08:29:19 AM
i mean i look ok in the mirror but when i sit down my belly hangs over.


to most people that would mean lose weight.
but not to this girl!! she wanted to gain wait because of SOMEONE ELSE

and that is completely understandable from the point of a woman.
 
2011-12-30 08:56:59 AM
I can't be snarky about this. She realized what she was doing is killing herself for the twisted sexual fantasies of others. Now she has decided her life is more important and is finally living for herself. Good for her.
 
2011-12-30 09:15:07 AM
Jon iz teh kewl: and that is completely understandable from the point of a mentally disturbed woman.

FTFY.
 
2011-12-30 09:23:59 AM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2011-12-30 09:26:59 AM
I wonder if she could get through the bathroom door?

Or did she do it on the floor?
 
2011-12-30 09:32:25 AM
i'd send her a meth prescription if i had a pad
 
2011-12-30 09:34:09 AM
Relatively Obscure: But Simpson said she earned at one point $1,000 a month


$12,000/year? I think the guy who recycles stray pop cans around here makes more than that.


Not mentioned: The people paying $100/month to watch her poop.

/can't understand how anybody can eat enough to get that fat
 
2011-12-30 09:36:21 AM
www.paternitypains.com
 
2011-12-30 09:37:28 AM
What the fark is wrong with Germans?!
 
2011-12-30 09:43:20 AM
itazurakko: W. T. Fark: Reminds me of the movie Feed. Very disturbing. It's on Netflix instant watch if you're so inclined.

......(cut) Eventually they realize this is craziness, and she starts to lose weight. She's interviewed in the documentary, still fairly disabled and needing a scooter to get around, but she's down to 400 pounds or so, and it's quite a change. And yet, Mark is interviewed and he misses the fatter Gina. He still fantasizes about her getting fat fat FAAAAAT(ter) again.


So basically, no different from the socially acceptable dudes who miss their wives' bodies the way their bodies were before they had children, and who admit that they wish their wives were thinner... and lose sexual interest in their wives because they aren't pre-childbearing weight and figure anymore. (For your health? that's a side item, but it's not the main course. It's never the real reason.) Or who lose interest in their wives because the wives have pixie cuts instead of hair down to their ass at 40. Yeah, it's crazy all right. In all it's permutations. But dudes are the same all over, no matter their fetish, or whether their fetish is socially acceptable or not. And chicks... chicks are the same all over, too. What do you do? The majority of straight women want a man in their life, just bottom line. So you do what you have to do to keep him.

Feeders is the other side of the socially acceptable coin. If a man doesn't see himself in the Feeders' shoes, he's bullshiatting. Same goes for a woman who can't see herself in the Fed chick's role. It's takes very special people......... and the majority of the world ain't special.
 
2011-12-30 09:43:32 AM
itazurakko: W. T. Fark: Reminds me of the movie Feed. Very disturbing. It's on Netflix instant watch if you're so inclined.

Also if you're interested in a real life documentary about such things, do a search on the UK documentary "Fat girls and feeders." I'm not sure it's up for streaming anymore, you'd need to find the whole file (it's out there on the intertubes, with Swedish subtitles of all things).

It's got footage of a woman "Gina" who is fattened up to 800+ pounds (821? If I remember correctly). Far and away the fattest person I have EVER seen. Thing is, it was a fetish relationship, so her husband Mark kept video records every so often, and clips are in the documentary. They are disturbing...


My morning oatmeal just became less tasty after reading that =(
 
2011-12-30 09:44:36 AM
Being fat is not about living. It's about following the "plan" of america

McDonald's EXISTS.. so it must mean we should eat there.

every dy.

mama said chocolate tastes gooodo. and its FDA approved unlike pot so it must be good for u.
 
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