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(Captain Cannabis) Obvious Study shows states that legalized medical cannabis sold less beer, had fewer funerals   (missoulian.com) divider line 154
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2011-12-30 12:15:39 AM
Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.
 
2011-12-30 12:17:24 AM
Legalize for safer roads!
 
2011-12-30 12:38:22 AM
cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)
 
2011-12-30 01:01:44 AM
I'm also going to bet that domestic assaults go down. Nobody gets stoned and goes home to beat their wife.
 
2011-12-30 01:18:04 AM
I just finished reading a pamphlet the state something to prevent teen substance abuse puts out for my work, and they had something like a three page spread full of inaccuracies about marijuana.

I really hope that it gets legalized and that people start getting some facts instead of a bunch of nonsense put together to scare them into thinking their kids will lose their minds and become sex-crazed. Sometimes I think that there are still people who take Reefer Madness seriously.
 
2011-12-30 01:18:27 AM
slayer199: I'm also going to bet that domestic assaults go down. Nobody gets stoned and goes home to beat their wife.

Unless she's drunk because he smoked all the weed.
 
2011-12-30 01:20:07 AM
www.antiqueweird.com

Brian's page of Antique Weird never fails me.
 
2011-12-30 01:38:50 AM
some.old.lady.: cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)


This, and pharmaceutical lobbies and insurance companies.
 
2011-12-30 02:22:52 AM
sheilanagig: I just finished reading a pamphlet the state something to prevent teen substance abuse puts out for my work, and they had something like a three page spread full of inaccuracies about marijuana.

I really hope that it gets legalized and that people start getting some facts instead of a bunch of nonsense put together to scare them into thinking their kids will lose their minds and become sex-crazed. Sometimes I think that there are still people who take Reefer Madness seriously.


you know
I think for 2012, whenever some tard repeats the drug war bullshiat I am just going to scream at them as loud as I can "YOU ARE A farkING IDIOT!"

no matter what they say

anyone who still thinks drugs are bad and the war on drugs is a good idea, is a complete idiot, or lying in order to profit from the war.
 
2011-12-30 03:30:35 AM
Actually, a group of us was talking about Califonia's medical Marijuana places: Common complaint, the stuff is FAR too strong.

Another thing I want to point out is this: Smoking MJ is worse cancer wise than regular smoking.

That's why I use a bong.
 
2011-12-30 03:50:48 AM
cretinbob: Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

What makes you think they haven't been doing that for numerous years, already? Alcohol breweries/distilleries, big pharmaceutical companies, for profit privatized prison systems and the politicians they own have been against legalizing marijuana for too many years to count. There is just too much money to be made by keeping it illegal.

It only took people 13 years to figure out alcohol prohibition wasn't working. We're starting the 75th year of marijuana prohibition. Anti-drug enforcement agencies, big corporations and politicians know exactly what they're doing and where the big money is.
 
2011-12-30 03:54:18 AM
The biggest enemies of legalized weed are the stoners themselves.

1. Bob Marley sucks.
2. Pachuli is crap.
3. Funyun ain't food.

Clean up your act, wear a suit and get a job. Then simply elect someone who's pro weed because you're now a pillar of the comunity, not a gormless hippy wanabe.

Also Ultimate Frisbee is awful. Just buy a football please.
 
2011-12-30 04:18:51 AM
Darth_Lukecash: Actually, a group of us was talking about Califonia's medical Marijuana places: Common complaint, the stuff is FAR too strong.

Another thing I want to point out is this: Smoking MJ is worse cancer wise than regular smoking.

That's why I use a bong.


yup too strong is really a problem. I smoke 5 bowls like a used to back when I was 15 and now I pass out for 20 hours.
There is no way that I will smoke less, so they better make weaker pot or I will have to quit or something.

and for all the tards who think pot is worse cancer than cigs?
REALLY????????????????????????
you smoke 2 packs a day / 365 days a year?
what is the cancer equiv for pot?

/and god made vaporizers so we dont have to smoke
 
2011-12-30 06:55:01 AM
cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

Big booze (and big nylon) has been fighting it for a long time.
 
2011-12-30 06:55:03 AM
Don't use bongs, they just let your lungs take in more smoke. Use a vaporizer, it's 10x healthier.
 
2011-12-30 06:56:58 AM
a job for Freakomics
 
2011-12-30 07:03:35 AM
My John Daly made with Green Dragon says otherwise.

/You too, can golf like John Daly.
 
2011-12-30 07:06:24 AM
some.old.lady.: cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)


Two words to fix that: BEER DELIVERY

The biggest problem is that pot smokers get high and then forget to pick up beer, its why you always have that late straggler friend pick up beer on the way over because everyone else forgot.
 
2011-12-30 07:07:57 AM
steamingpile: some.old.lady.: cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)

Two words to fix that: BEER DELIVERY

The biggest problem is that pot smokers get high and then forget to pick up beer, its why you always have that late straggler friend pick up beer on the way over because everyone else forgot.


Yeah, but have you had these chips? They're farking delicious.
 
2011-12-30 07:16:47 AM
slayer199: I'm also going to bet that domestic assaults go down. Nobody gets stoned and goes home to beat their wife.

but secks on the otherhand...
 
2011-12-30 07:21:17 AM
cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

Who do you think paid for all of the advertising against Prop 19?
 
2011-12-30 07:23:33 AM
video man: steamingpile: some.old.lady.: cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)

Two words to fix that: BEER DELIVERY

The biggest problem is that pot smokers get high and then forget to pick up beer, its why you always have that late straggler friend pick up beer on the way over because everyone else forgot.

Yeah, but have you had these chips? They're farking delicious.


Well you're saying that like pot smokers wouldn't have munchies in the house and that's just crazy.
 
2011-12-30 07:24:27 AM
steamingpile: video man: steamingpile: some.old.lady.: cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)

Two words to fix that: BEER DELIVERY

The biggest problem is that pot smokers get high and then forget to pick up beer, its why you always have that late straggler friend pick up beer on the way over because everyone else forgot.

Yeah, but have you had these chips? They're farking delicious.

Well you're saying that like pot smokers wouldn't have munchies in the house and that's just crazy.


Hey, man, man, man, stop that. Harshin' my vibe.

/Yes, I awoke and boke, why you ask?
 
2011-12-30 07:26:53 AM
rooftop235: slayer199: I'm also going to bet that domestic assaults go down. Nobody gets stoned and goes home to beat their wife.

but secks on the otherhand...


But secks, or buttsecks?
 
2011-12-30 07:28:06 AM
 
2011-12-30 07:33:04 AM
doglover: The biggest enemies of legalized weed are the stoners themselves.

I couldn't agree more. Has anyone seen that show "Weed Wars" on Discovery? You have the guy with the weird hat and pig tails eating a Pot cookie while driving to a court hearing about paying extra taxes, another guy in the office there wears a dress everyday and the accountant looks like he's stoned 24/7. Then they show one of the workers going home and rolling a huge joint and getting ripped. All that was in the one episode I saw. I'm not sure if they are that stupid or if it was editing from the discovery channel, but man they are so not helping convert any anti-pot people with this show.
 
2011-12-30 07:47:04 AM
namatad: Darth_Lukecash: Actually, a group of us was talking about Califonia's medical Marijuana places: Common complaint, the stuff is FAR too strong.

Another thing I want to point out is this: Smoking MJ is worse cancer wise than regular smoking.

That's why I use a bong.

yup too strong is really a problem. I smoke 5 bowls like a used to back when I was 15 and now I pass out for 20 hours.
There is no way that I will smoke less, so they better make weaker pot or I will have to quit or something.

and for all the tards who think pot is worse cancer than cigs?
REALLY????????????????????????
you smoke 2 packs a day / 365 days a year?
what is the cancer equiv for pot?

/and god made vaporizers so we dont have to smoke


Wait. You're a giant pothead? Whaaaa?
 
2011-12-30 07:47:52 AM
dont forget the pizza and twinkie shortages.
 
2011-12-30 07:50:01 AM
lh3.googleusercontent.com


/what the hell's going on in this thraed?
 
2011-12-30 07:52:00 AM
AbbeySomeone: some.old.lady.: cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)

This, and pharmaceutical lobbies and insurance companies.


The only way it's going to work is if tobacco companies lose a lot of money because people stop smoking. Then the government MIGHT give them marijuana to make up for their lower profits and generated tax income.
 
2011-12-30 07:57:16 AM
cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

Came to say this.

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Who do you think paid for all of the advertising against Prop 19?

Drug cartels?
 
2011-12-30 07:59:01 AM
steamingpile: video man: steamingpile: some.old.lady.: cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)

Two words to fix that: BEER DELIVERY

The biggest problem is that pot smokers get high and then forget to pick up beer, its why you always have that late straggler friend pick up beer on the way over because everyone else forgot.

Yeah, but have you had these chips? They're farking delicious.

Well you're saying that like pot smokers wouldn't have munchies in the house and that's just crazy.


Once when I got stoned all I had that didn't require cooking was 2 packs if tic tacs.

farking brutal, I tell ya.
 
2011-12-30 07:59:02 AM
doglover: The biggest enemies of legalized weed are the stoners themselves.

1. Bob Marley sucks.
2. Pachuli is crap.
3. Funyun ain't food.

Clean up your act, wear a suit and get a job. Then simply elect someone who's pro weed because you're now a pillar of the comunity, not a gormless hippy wanabe.

Also Ultimate Frisbee is awful. Just buy a football please.


I agree with 75% of what you said.
Bob Marley does'nt suck.
Football + marijuana = good times
Handball + LSD = even better


/ if I remember right
// straight for years
/// not encouraging,just sayin
 
2011-12-30 08:00:03 AM
I am appalled at the lack of actual knowledge by you farkers. You do know there are different strains, and those different strains affect you in different ways, right?

Go check out a site called leafly.com(I'd link but I'm on mobile). They have ratings for most strains and a list of their effects. Not one causes reefer madness or out of control munchies or the "Spicoli Effect".
 
2011-12-30 08:01:29 AM
So Subby is saying if everyone smoked more and more pot, no one would die?
 
2011-12-30 08:03:07 AM
We can't legalize pot. Think of all the jobs you'd killing in the funeral industry!

Why won't someone think of the gravediggers? Why are you advocating this ridiculous job-killing policy change?
 
2011-12-30 08:10:33 AM
For the lulz.
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2011-12-30 08:11:33 AM
 
2011-12-30 08:13:50 AM
AbbeySomeone: some.old.lady.: cretinbob: Well shiat, now it will NEVER get legalized nationally. Big Booze will fight this tooth and nail now because it will cut into their profits.

.....
You are certainly *not* a cretin, bob. I think you are observing one of the greatest threats to the decriminalization of weed.

/even if you are observing through your beer-bottle specs ;-)

This, and pharmaceutical lobbies and insurance companies.


And you know who fights actual legalization vs. medical marijuana? Dispensaries and dealers.
 
2011-12-30 08:16:56 AM
There are more than a few wealthy Mexicans who are just fine with our current drug laws.
 
2011-12-30 08:17:41 AM
H31N0US: There are more than a few wealthy Mexicans who are just fine with our current drug laws.

And while they can't vote, they sure do contribute to anti-legalization PAC's.
 
2011-12-30 08:18:29 AM
fireclown: as with most things, Viva Variety said it best? (new window)

I swear to all that is holy that if I never hear a pot-makes-you-eat-junk-food joke ever again it will be too soon.
 
2011-12-30 08:21:01 AM
doglover: The biggest enemies of legalized weed are the stoners themselves.

1. Bob Marley sucks.
2. Pachuli is crap.
3. Funyun ain't food.

Clean up your act, wear a suit and get a job. Then simply elect someone who's pro weed because you're now a pillar of the comunity, not a gormless hippy wanabe.


I know many people whose job involves wearing suits that smoke MJ, yet they shower and brush their teeth before putting on the suit to go to work. After their morning bowl. Others have technical jobs that telecommute, so they can stay in proper working form all day.
 
2011-12-30 08:22:41 AM
Also tomorrow's headline: "Montana State University has all federal funds withdrawn, accreditation in jeopardy"
 
2011-12-30 08:24:09 AM
troll.me
 
2011-12-30 08:24:19 AM
pot is bad. cause why? cause it makes u care about things. that i normally wouldn't care about. like quitting my job and starting a band.
 
2011-12-30 08:26:12 AM
So more alcohol leads to less money for organized crime, more tobacco and weed leads to fewer accidents, and more firearms leads to a drop in violence.

Its almost as if the BATF was the antithesis of crime prevention from the very beginning.
Now they've dropped the pretense and simply give away guns to crooks.

/They should have remained revenuers. It would have been better for society.
 
2011-12-30 08:27:35 AM
blogs.cofc.edu
 
2011-12-30 08:30:47 AM
but but but... it's the 'gateway' drug!

/eyeroll
//BIG farking eyeroll
 
2011-12-30 08:33:39 AM
Jon iz teh kewl: pot is bad. cause why? cause it makes u care about things. that i normally wouldn't care about. like quitting my job and starting a band.


"Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?"

"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."

- PJ O'Rourke
 
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