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Most expensive pet toy ever? Cat plays Fruit Ninja on an iPad and scores 128
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brantgoose
2011-12-29 07:40:30 PM
Replace "fruit" with "ICBMs" and you have yourself a working Cat-based Star Wars Defence Programme.
Which is more than the Reagan administration could come up with despite spending untold billions of dollars.
JohnAnnArbor
2011-12-29 08:47:24 PM
brantgoose
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Replace "fruit" with "ICBMs" and you have yourself a working Cat-based Star Wars Defence Programme.
Which is more than the Reagan administration could come up with despite spending untold billions of dollars.
Remember, it was a giant waste that accomplished nothing and was horribly aggressive and threatened Russia by destabilizing the strategic balance!
/really, guys. Pick one. It can't be both.
//Cat was cute and Russian.
Mad Tea Party
2011-12-29 09:15:18 PM
JohnAnnArbor
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Remember, it was a giant waste that accomplished nothing and was horribly aggressive and threatened Russia by destabilizing the strategic balance!
/really, guys. Pick one. It can't be both.
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
JohnAnnArbor
2011-12-29 09:21:46 PM
Mad Tea Party
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JohnAnnArbor: Remember, it was a giant waste that accomplished nothing and was horribly aggressive and threatened Russia by destabilizing the strategic balance!
/really, guys. Pick one. It can't be both.
Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
If the technology sucked, it wasn't destabilizing because it, well, sucked (as in, would be no threat to Russian missiles).
Duh.
Friskya
2011-12-29 09:26:39 PM
I haven't scored 128!
/farking cats!
12349876
2011-12-29 09:29:11 PM
I hope that cat is declawed.
Mad Tea Party
2011-12-29 09:46:10 PM
JohnAnnArbor
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If the technology sucked, it wasn't destabilizing because it, well, sucked (as in, would be no threat to Russian missiles).
Thanks to the fog of war, it doesn't have to actually work to destabilize: if the Russians think it *might* work, they will be compelled to compensate by building extra missiles. Kind of like how we overproduced missiles to make up for an (incorrectly) perceived missile gap. Kind of like how they built industrial-scale bio-weapons labs because they thought we were doing the same thing.
2wolves
2011-12-29 09:56:29 PM
JohnAnnArbor
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You have no clue about how governments deal with perception versus reality do you?
WestHamHooligan
2011-12-29 10:55:56 PM
started using fruit ninja on my kinect to get a little aerobic exercise that won't kill my plantar fasciaitis, good stuff
Sun Tzu
2011-12-29 11:14:24 PM
Ooh, the new issue of Tactical Weapons is out.
/daily says a submarine on fire?
educated
2011-12-29 11:17:03 PM
Cat. Ipad.
No war. No nations. No ICBMs or wargames.
Get a grip folks.
Cat. Ipad.
It's just cute. Deal with it.
Relatively Obscure
2011-12-29 11:26:39 PM
JohnAnnArbor
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Remember, it was a giant waste that accomplished nothing and was horribly aggressive and threatened Russia by destabilizing the strategic balance!
/really, guys. Pick one. It can't be both.
//Cat was cute and Russian.
Mad Tea Party
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Those two things aren't mutually exclusive.
2wolves
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You have no clue about how governments deal with perception versus reality do you?
Fark all of you.
Really I'm Black
2011-12-29 11:53:28 PM
Friskya
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I haven't scored 128!
/farking cats!
yep. me too.
/ sad
pisceandreamer
2011-12-30 01:48:43 AM
I have one cat that would look at me and say, "Please, puny human, I am not your puppet, but nice try."
The other one would go bat-shiat crazy with it. But she also still chases her tail on a regular basis...
Gordon Bennett
2011-12-30 02:05:21 AM
brantgoose
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Replace "fruit" with "ICBMs" and you have yourself a working Cat-based Star Wars Defence Programme.
Or this.
Kant Lavar
2011-12-30 02:25:52 AM
Really I'm Black
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Friskya: I haven't scored 128!
/farking cats!
yep. me too.
/ sad
Both of these.
/Think my best is like 50-something.
Wonderduck
2011-12-30 04:09:01 AM
I've never played Fruit Ninja. In fact, I've never even heard of it before I saw this video. Is 128 a good score?
Smagma
2011-12-30 04:28:39 AM
I think it's playing the arcade mode.. 128 isn't a "good" score, my best is 628.
/but it's a great score for a pussy
angstycoder
2011-12-30 04:45:47 AM
12349876
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I hope that cat is declawed.
I hope you (and the owner if is the cat,) both lose the last joint of your fingers, too!
Gordon Bennett
2011-12-30 05:18:48 AM
I think that at least potentially, this is the most expensive toy.
It's a DVD for cats. I found it when I had the same idea and researched to see if it had been done. I was going to call it "Kitty Porn," which was admittedly also a pretty bad idea. It's recorded video of birds, squirrels and possibly other small animals running around. Which sounds like a fantastic idea right up until the moment your cat jumps through the TV screen.
/or runs around behind the TV to see where that squirrel that ran offscreen went.
p4p3rm4t3
2011-12-30 05:39:52 AM
Brings back memories.
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BC
2011-12-30 08:07:10 AM
Only fark could turn a video of a cat swatting at an iPad into a pile of political wharrgarbl.
PvtHike
2011-12-30 08:19:00 AM
Just wait until the dolphin revolution.
Hack Patooey
2011-12-30 09:18:11 AM
Bah, call me again when the cat scores over 200 in Harbor Master.
Stantz
2011-12-30 09:45:26 AM
Yes, very cute, but I'll wager it's crap at Portal
D-D-D-Dave
2011-12-30 10:28:20 AM
JohnAnnArbor
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brantgoose: Replace "fruit" with "ICBMs" and you have yourself a working Cat-based Star Wars Defence Programme.
Which is more than the Reagan administration could come up with despite spending untold billions of dollars.
Remember, it was a giant waste that accomplished nothing and was horribly aggressive and threatened Russia by destabilizing the strategic balance!
/really, guys. Pick one. It can't be both.
//Cat was cute and Russian.
What the fark just happened
Addicted to Coffee
2011-12-30 11:33:31 AM
Call me when the cat can play StarCraft 2.
/Okay okay, I "awwww'd" watching this video
jigger
2011-12-30 05:09:56 PM
12349876
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I hope that cat is declawed.
Please turn in your cat lover card.
nich0lai
2011-12-30 08:10:06 PM
Please turn in your cat.
/farking hate those things I'm hungry. MMM bbq cat.
echri
2012-01-01 12:05:41 AM
Cats not too bad, but at least its not a kid. My sister lets her kids play with her ipad because she got an "ipad 2."
I don't remember being 2-4 years old and my parents let me play with a $500 toy. They're sitting over there smacking the bajeezus out of this thing trying to play games. Makes me cringe.
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