FARK.com: (6851201) Ever see a grown man barbecue naked? Sure you have. Stupid question. But how about a grown chimp... saute nude?

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		Ever see a grown man barbecue naked? Sure you have. Stupid question. But how about a grown chimp... saute nude? (dailymail.co.uk)		41
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FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-29 08:29:37 PM

xl5150

2011-12-29 08:38:30 PM

That's pretty fascinating, but I'm nervous on some level about apes knowing how to start fires.

skinink

2011-12-29 09:39:11 PM

Goonie goo-goo!

FenixStorm1

2011-12-29 09:40:56 PM

Always...and I mean always...fry bacon with pants on. I cannot emphasise that enough.

The Southern Dandy

2011-12-29 09:44:10 PM

From what I've read about Bonobos, he's probably using a "secret ingredient" in his BBQ.

vossiewulf

2011-12-29 09:44:34 PM

I find the dog artist (not the kind trained to "paint") even weirder.

bim1154

2011-12-29 09:47:38 PM

I think what bothers me the most about people running around with full grown chimps is the fact that at any second it could easily rip her head off and fark the bloody skull then fry up some of the flesh he strips off her ass for a finale.

freidog

2011-12-29 09:50:17 PM

Of course I expect a monkey to saute nude.
\What do you expect it to saute, in a three piece suit?

Molavian

2011-12-29 09:54:00 PM

I saw a lot of her doing the work in that video.

That's how I like all my videos.

RoyBatty

2011-12-29 09:58:08 PM

I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that after watching that video, I've got an AC/DC earworm running in my head.

bikerbob59

2011-12-29 09:58:23 PM

Christ, that looks like my dad!

desertfool

2011-12-29 09:59:26 PM

Wait, who is naked? Me or the Monkey? That makes all the difference.

ds_4815

2011-12-29 10:00:27 PM

bim1154: I think what bothers me the most about people running around with full grown chimps is the fact that at any second it could easily rip her head off and fark the bloody skull then fry up some of the flesh he strips off her ass for a finale.

Now that would make for a good episode of Epic Meal Time.

Tsar_Bomba1

2011-12-29 10:05:29 PM

xl5150: That's pretty fascinating, but I'm nervous on some level about apes knowing how to start fires.

media.screened.com

That's how it all begins.

Very small...

dericwater

2011-12-29 10:06:51 PM

Kanzi has a pair of very prominent yarbles

vudukungfu

2011-12-29 10:07:43 PM

I always wondered what happened to strong-sad.
Apparently been teaching simians how to cook.

JonnyBGoode

2011-12-29 10:08:05 PM

/Would like to hear more.

illannoyin

2011-12-29 10:17:53 PM

Go on...

zvoidx

2011-12-29 10:17:57 PM

RoyBatty: I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that after watching that video, I've got an AC/DC earworm running in my head.

For those about to wok?

RoyBatty

2011-12-29 10:27:30 PM

zvoidx: RoyBatty: I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that after watching that video, I've got an AC/DC earworm running in my head.

For those about to wok?

That's a great choice, but no, I wouldn't be embarrassed to admit having that one in my head after seeing the video....

RexTalionis

2011-12-29 10:34:27 PM

That's nothing. I once made a fine cherries jubilee in the nude.

dislocated

2011-12-29 10:48:55 PM

This is a bad move all around. I've seen this movie and it doesn't end well for humans.

Stop ape evolution now! We need to make a stand.

/before it's too late.
//fark apes
///Not literally tho cause that would cause some pretty messed up little kids out there and that shiat ain't right either..

hankhorsey

2011-12-29 10:56:29 PM

I had a summer job once in Germany. My neighbour was a nudist. I would come home from work and he'd be on the front lawn barbecuing in the buff - nothing but a can of beer and a flipper. Friendly though!

BenJammin

2011-12-29 11:09:54 PM

bim1154: I think what bothers me the most about people running around with full grown chimps is the fact that at any second it could easily rip her head off and fark the bloody skull then fry up some of the flesh he strips off her ass for a finale.

I believe that the Binobo apes are not as aggressive as the chimpanzees

Cpl.D

2011-12-29 11:10:57 PM

Grill thread! Grill thread!

yey

imprimere

2011-12-29 11:18:19 PM

But have you ever seen a chimp saute nude... on weed?

calitreview.com

Walker

2011-12-29 11:27:02 PM

My God, they've discovered fire. We're as doomed as doomed can be I must say.

Kenny B

2011-12-29 11:28:56 PM

She believes 31-year-old Kanzi's fascination with fire reveals a deep intelligence

Either that or he is cold.

buckler

2011-12-29 11:31:51 PM

RexTalionis: That's nothing. I once made a fine cherries jubilee in the nude.

Usually, you do that for someone else. Now I am disturbed.

FarkedUBAR

2011-12-29 11:42:12 PM

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Sneakytoes

2011-12-29 11:45:22 PM

bim1154: I think what bothers me the most about people running around with full grown chimps is the fact that at any second it could easily rip her head off and fark the bloody skull then fry up some of the flesh he strips off her ass for a finale.

Don't be mislead by the Daily Fail. That's a bonobo, not a chimpanzee. They don't rip faces and genitals off, they just have group sex.

buckler

2011-12-29 11:51:44 PM

Sneakytoes: bim1154: I think what bothers me the most about people running around with full grown chimps is the fact that at any second it could easily rip her head off and fark the bloody skull then fry up some of the flesh he strips off her ass for a finale.

Don't be mislead by the Daily Fail. That's a bonobo, not a chimpanzee. They don't rip faces and genitals off, they just have group sex.

Yeah, bonobos are pretty much the hippie peaceniks of the ape family.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2011-12-30 12:41:45 AM

whiterrabbit

2011-12-30 01:01:09 AM

Imagine if they invested that interest in a human child? imagine the potential!!

losargos

2011-12-30 01:24:40 AM

FTA: "Just right: The barbie ape enjoys his pud... whose turn to do the washing up?"

such a quaint turn of phrase.

buckler

2011-12-30 02:30:13 AM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Sneakytoes: bim1154: I think what bothers me the most about people running around with full grown chimps is the fact that at any second it could easily rip her head off and fark the bloody skull then fry up some of the flesh he strips off her ass for a finale.

Don't be mislead by the Daily Fail. That's a bonobo, not a chimpanzee. They don't rip faces and genitals off, they just have group sex.

We have so much to learn. I want group monkey sex.

It's not just that. Coming up and having sex is pretty much the bonobos' way of saying "hi!"

DrPainMD

2011-12-30 02:45:21 AM