Former Senator Frothy-Goop (R-PA) strikes again!

JSieverts: Former Senator Frothy-Goop (R-PA) strikes again!

You mean (D-PA).

/according to Fox News.

I don't know who this Santorum fellow is and I'm a little baffled by all of the hullabaloo over his name. Is there some kind of double entendre going on that I'm not aware of?

shanrick: I don't know who this Santorum fellow is and I'm a little baffled by all of the hullabaloo over his name. Is there some kind of double entendre going on that I'm not aware of?

Santorum is what Santa does with his wife after he gets home from Christmas. Check Urban Dictionary for confirmation.

Will Santorum shoot to the top, or sink back into the rear?

...and will end up in the toilet.

This photo never gets old.

They had to know this headline would end up on Fark

So, why didn't it?

*facepalming smirk*

I Have The Touch of a Shocked Monkey: shanrick: I don't know who this Santorum fellow is and I'm a little baffled by all of the hullabaloo over his name. Is there some kind of double entendre going on that I'm not aware of?

Santorum is what Santa does with his wife after he gets home from Christmas. Check Urban Dictionary for confirmation.

Oh my.

All joking aside for a minute:

I heard Santorum on the radio today, he gave a very honest, impassioned speech about everyday Americans working hard, being honest and charitable and doing the right thing and about how family is so important and how we are are all part of the the American family and that is what makes America so great.

It was actually a great speech and he was very sincere.

But then how can he exclude good honest hard working patriotic Americans who are gay and WANT a family?

It really kills me that so called "Christians" could be so ANTI Love, and ANTI family.

/rant

Tim Pawlenty has to be kicking himself right now. Had he stuck it out and kept his backside clean he'd be pulling out from behind Santorum and into the lead.

I'm heading up to New Hampshire next weekend with some friends to hang out in all the festivities before the New Hampshire primary. We've done it before, and if for nothing else the media circus is something to behold.

I'm considering a sign to tote around - maybe for a Santorum rally: "Don't know enough about Santorum? Google him!"

We'll see how quickly we can get kicked out of one of his events.

Demetrius: he'd be pulling out from behind Santorum and into the lead.

Gonna need some brain bleach over here, please. Not a pleasant image. :(

So which one of you dickwads is "Chris Potter"?

snert

vernonFL: All joking aside for a minute:

I heard Santorum on the radio today, he gave a very honest, impassioned speech about everyday Americans working hard, being honest and charitable and doing the right thing and about how family is so important and how we are are all part of the the American family and that is what makes America so great.

It was actually a great speech and he was very sincere.

But then how can he exclude good honest hard working patriotic Americans who are gay and WANT a family?

It really kills me that so called "Christians" could be so ANTI Love, and ANTI family.

/rant

.....
vernonFL, just as you stated, these are questions that also keep playing over in my mind, and there is never a good answer/resolution to settle upon. Sometimes I actually feel as if my blood pressure goes up because of the frustration.

Here, in fark, I find myself facing these same issues again as they appear in links, getting tense...

And then, here comes the hilarity! The tension begins to dissipate, and I feel much better after the monkeyshines begin!

THANK YOU, farkistan, for your silly, brilliant, profane, outrageous, giggle-inducing smartassery.

/blood pressure now much lower ;-)

*Snert*

Sock Ruh Tease: mamoru: Demetrius: he'd be pulling out from behind Santorum and into the lead.

Gonna need some brain bleach over here, please. Not a pleasant image. :(

It's a one-two punch: Santorum disgusts you, Pawlenty puts you to sleep, and the image of Pawlenty licking the santorum off of Santorum haunts your nightmares.

BLARGH.....
good thing I kee the wastebasket next to the desk because I just barfed into it.

/ brain bleach over here please when you're done with it...

The santorum bubble...

...EWWWW

TV's Vinnie: vernonFL: [img.photobucket.com image 580x398]

This photo never gets old.

That girl is destined for a Texas Bigamist cult compound if there ever was one.

It's been around for what, 4 or 5 years now? Is he trotting out his family fleet at some of this year's events? I haven't seen any updates.

Santorum? I barely knew 'im.