Ah yes. Valley, NS. Not to be confused with The Valley. Which it always is.

Coming Soon! The Vimy Ridge Meatgrinder Playset!

Well, step by step...

/consider yourself earwormed

Don't forget the tiny poutine MREs (meal, recently excreted).

/Love you, Canada, but that stuff is gross.
//Beavertails, however, rule.

G.I Snow

This toy doubles as the French Soldier!

Wild Geese FTW!

"Terrorists are hosers, eh?"

I have a half maple leaf nephew. Should I get him the one legged Mountie and the canoe or save one of them for his birthday?

Sir Roderick Glossop: Wild Geese FTW!

I love that movie.

Wolverine is Canadian, so aren't all the action figure versions of Wolverine technically Canadian action figures?

Marine1: [img293.imageshack.us image 467x351]

"Terrorists are hosers, eh?"

As a Canadian I both resent and love you guys.

/Canadian way.

Do they get an American friend with the toy to do all the playing for them?

Life_is_a_carnivore: Act right now and you'll get a Commander Russell Williams Bra & Panty Set

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Now in three designer colours!

Completely off topic -- I randomly ended up in this thread -- is there a green-light dump going on or something ?

Stephen Harper reported to be masturbating furiously over the news.

Flakeloaf: Life_is_a_carnivore: Act right now and you'll get a Commander Russell Williams Bra & Panty Set

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Now in three designer colours!

Oh cripes... stopped following that case. Are those pics real?

F*cking creep.

You will want to get all the scale accessories. The maple syrup thrower, the ham grenades, the Tim Hortons donuts bandolier and the large backpack with a Canadian flag on it that assures safety overseas.

luthia: Marine1: [img293.imageshack.us image 467x351]

"Terrorists are hosers, eh?"

As a Canadian I both resent and love you guys.

/Canadian way.

Who, Americans, or the two greatest heroes of Canada?

I remember when I was a child and played Peacekeeper with my toy soldiers.

_{/please don't frown, Canadian friends.}

Are there any OTHER soldiers? I mean, really. Who hasn't burned the German's when they were fighting the green American's?

/Get the fark off my lawn!!!

for the french Canadians

Snarfangel: I remember when I was a child and played Peacekeeper with my toy soldiers.

/please don't frown, Canadian friends.

When I was a young man I aspired to join the military because I thought it was honorable and would make me a man. Then I realized that I could quite possibly be forced to become a murderer with no honor. I think that realization made me a man.

McManus_brothers: r1niceboy: Sir Roderick Glossop: Wild Geese FTW!

I love that movie.

I can't believe two other people besides myself have heard of it.

Let's see... All-star cast. Action. That was something unheard of in British cinema at the time besides James Bond.

"In March 2002, Furlong participated in Operation Anaconda in Afghanistan's Shah-i-Kot Valley as a member of the 3rd Battalion of Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry (PPCLI)."

And yet I don't see sales being all that strong for the "Princess Patricia Super Sniper Action Set"

here to help 2011-12-29 11:02:05 PM


Snarfangel: I remember when I was a child and played Peacekeeper with my toy soldiers.

/please don't frown, Canadian friends.

When I was a young man I aspired to join the military because I thought it was honorable and would make me a man. Then I realized that I could quite possibly be forced to become a murderer with no honor. I think that realization made me a man.

Dude, that's like so deep.

Pass me the joint.

I_Am_Weasel: Kenny B: What about a Canadian EZ Bake Oven? The kids can learn to make croisants & poutine.

Poutine? IN AN OVEN!?!

Yes, you can do it! (new window)

SirEattonHogg: Pass me the joint.

Get away from me, hippie!

it's mine

But of course, you may choose to go healthy: What about an Oven-fry poutine with Mushroom Gravy?



The recipe: http://www.eatingwell.com/recipes/poutine.html

I dont know what poutine is but it definately sounds better than "meat patty chunked and formed".



/welcome to bondage Pvt. enjoy your farking cat burger.

High-end Army Men Link (new window)

here to help 2011-12-29 11:09:30 PM


SirEattonHogg: Pass me the joint.

Get away from me, hippie!

it's mine

If you're a canuck, I hear you guys have the good stuff.

Marine1: luthia: Marine1: [img293.imageshack.us image 467x351]

"Terrorists are hosers, eh?"

As a Canadian I both resent and love you guys.

/Canadian way.

Who, Americans, or the two greatest heroes of Canada?

Definitely you guys for the Canada jokes. There's no resenting Bob and Doug.

Dammit, now I'm reading everything I write in a stereotypical Canadian accent.

Life_is_a_carnivore: Bra & Panty Set

Ed Wood Jr. possibly wore bra and panties during the Guadalcanal campaign, as a US Marine. He served from '42 to '46. It's not always safe to taunt the "funnies."



/might pop you giant lizards.

The recruiting posters are much more polite:

OnlyM3: for the french Canadians

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The French get a bad reputation for getting overrun so quickly in WW2. Historically, they've won a heck of a lot more wars then they've lost and even during WW2 the Free French army gave the Nazis hell through both in France and elsewhere in Europe throughout the entire occupation. They even started the liberation of Paris without support or approval from the Allied high command (who thankfully threw their support behind the offensive once it became clear the Free French were serious).



At any rate, creating a Canadian military toy line is a pretty solid business model. I'm sure if the guy plays his cards right he could stand to make a decent bit of money for both himself and the Soldier on Fund.