FARK.com: (6850946) Sperm study could help infertile couples. INCONCEIVABLE

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8 inches

2011-12-29 04:37:01 PM

Rex_Banner

2011-12-29 05:57:58 PM

*golf clap*

Relatively Obscure

2011-12-29 06:21:49 PM

High five!

miltonbabbitt

2011-12-29 06:43:34 PM

THAT is how you write a Fark headline. Bravo +1

2wolves

2011-12-29 06:57:41 PM

Outstanding effort Subby. +1

socalnewwaver

2011-12-29 07:28:44 PM

i can't believe this wasn't instagreened. beautiful headline, submitter.

0Icky0

2011-12-29 08:21:06 PM

davidphogan

2011-12-29 08:22:32 PM

Who's awesome?

Subby.

TheOther

2011-12-29 08:22:44 PM

Do you know how I know that subby knows that I know the he knows he's a genius? OF COURSE YOU DO!!!

Ayn Rand's Cervix

2011-12-29 08:25:02 PM

-1. Joke is too far out of context.

CravenMorehead

2011-12-29 08:25:09 PM

Anybody want a peanut?

Doc Daneeka

2011-12-29 08:25:25 PM

Anybody want a peanut?

fusillade762

2011-12-29 08:25:43 PM

In related news I'm recruiting females 18-29 to study my sperm.

encyclopediaplushuman

2011-12-29 08:25:45 PM

Dammit subby you couldn't wait three days for '12 so this could be in the Headline of the Year contest next year....

Very well done.

Nick Nostril

2011-12-29 08:25:51 PM

Get yourself snipped before it's too late.

Doc Daneeka

2011-12-29 08:26:02 PM

Dammit!

I_Am_Weasel

2011-12-29 08:26:13 PM

Quite frankly, I fail to see how an educated sperm would help.

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-29 08:27:54 PM

Is it a taste test?

Notabunny

2011-12-29 08:28:55 PM

Nick Nostril: Get yourself snipped before it's too late.

That was the worst and the best thing I've ever done

rpm

2011-12-29 08:30:39 PM

Relatively Obscure: [dialmformargot.files.wordpress.com image 280x296]

High ~~five~~ six!

FTFY

Cybernetic

2011-12-29 08:35:29 PM

rpm: Relatively Obscure: [dialmformargot.files.wordpress.com image 280x296]

High five six!

FTFY

Do you always start conversations this way?

CravenMorehead

2011-12-29 08:37:15 PM

Ayn Rand's Cervix: -1. Joke is too far out of context.

Sorry folks, looks like we got the verdict and this headline is, in fact, not funny. Last one out of the thread please turn the lights out.

Oh, and thanks to Ayn Rand's Cervix for rendering a a ruling on this so quickly.

I Browse

2011-12-29 08:38:10 PM

monstera

2011-12-29 08:41:58 PM

DRTFA
/so, funny, yes

PrivateCaboose

2011-12-29 08:45:58 PM

Keep your sperm out of me.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2011-12-29 08:48:12 PM

metametameta

2011-12-29 08:53:04 PM

I don't think that word means what you think it does.

One Bad Apple

2011-12-29 08:54:11 PM

Glendale

2011-12-29 09:00:02 PM

Zizzowop

2011-12-29 09:06:52 PM

Being a Sicilian, I'm really getting a kick out of this headline.

clipperbox

2011-12-29 09:08:36 PM

Ayn Rand's Cervix: -1. Joke is too far out of context.

It just so happens that the joke here is mostly too far out of context.

Roadogs

2011-12-29 09:15:20 PM

George Carlin dreams up names for birth control pills

LordBollocks

2011-12-29 09:18:21 PM

+1 Subby.

/Too late for HOTY ???

Britney Spear's Speculum

2011-12-29 09:22:56 PM

Seen a bazillion other headlines funnier than this get red-lit.
Fark as serious groupthink problem.

Balchinian

2011-12-29 09:43:19 PM

Funny headline, but only mildly because it is A) low hanging fruit and B) PB quotes are overdone. Thre creative element is a factor, and this required no thought whatsoever...it was a gimme. A good one, to be sure, but you don't say "Nice putt" to a guy who makes a tap-in.

Wayne 985

2011-12-29 09:45:05 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Seen a bazillion other headlines funnier than this get red-lit.
Fark as serious groupthink problem.

"You'd like to THINK that, wouldn't you?!"

dailyedification.files.wordpress.com

One Bad Apple

2011-12-29 09:48:55 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Seen a bazillion other headlines funnier than this get red-lit.
Fark as serious groupthink problem.

2.bp.blogspot.com

How does a filthy 'liter know about currently red lit threads ?

Did you just out yourself as an alt ?

misterkrabs

2011-12-29 09:54:18 PM

Cervix and Speculum join forces in gynecology thread.

Relatively Obscure

2011-12-29 10:00:08 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: Seen a bazillion other headlines funnier than this get red-lit.
Fark as serious groupthink problem.

Maybe you just laugh at unfunny shiat.

DORMAMU

2011-12-29 10:15:14 PM

One Bad Apple: Britney Spear's Speculum: Seen a bazillion other headlines funnier than this get red-lit.
Fark as serious groupthink problem.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 640x360]

How does a filthy 'liter know about currently red lit threads ?

Did you just out yourself as an alt ?

Britney Spear's Speculum use to be a die hard Tf'er with great rolling skills and the ability to tak on bevets ins a creationism vs evolution thread.

you sir need to drink more so you can keep up.

bikerbob59

2011-12-29 10:20:43 PM

I have some extra. It might be in a Kleenex, but still....

Wasn't Looking at his Neck

2011-12-29 10:22:56 PM

CravenMorehead: Anybody want a peanutis?

Doc Daneeka: Anybody want a peanutis?

Sorry, just seemed more appropriate.

The Onion is prophetic

2011-12-29 10:27:28 PM

encyclopediaplushuman: Dammit subby you couldn't wait three days for '12 so this could be in the Headline of the Year contest next year....

Very well done.

HotY contest runs from December to November now. This'll be in the running next year.

Team Mediocre

2011-12-29 10:49:17 PM

That word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Ed Grubermann

2011-12-29 10:51:29 PM

That's a hard one to swallow.

pxlboy

2011-12-30 12:55:16 AM

Laughing, but trying not to wake my girlfriend. Excellent work, subby.

+1

Too Pretty For Prison

2011-12-30 12:57:42 AM

I volunteer to help in the study as long as Selena Gomez takes my sample...twice