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		I'm beginning to think that Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have a real-life "500 Days of Summer" thing going on (uproxx.com)		120
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Sonny Corleone

2011-12-29 04:46:42 PM

Had low expectations before viewing, but that was surprisingly sweet.

DjangoStonereaver

2011-12-29 05:17:25 PM

Well, since she may be splitting with that skanky British comedian, she needs a
little lovin'.

kingoomieiii

2011-12-29 05:23:31 PM

I'd 500 days her summer if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Kimothy

2011-12-29 07:03:31 PM

I liked her until she made that god-awful sitcom.

Pastor of Muppets

2011-12-29 08:38:08 PM

kingoomieiii: I'd 500 days her summer if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

If you mean you would penis her vagina, then yes.

MaxxLarge

2011-12-29 09:23:07 PM

Wow. She's sort of like a Katy Perry, except one who sings.

Shirley Ujest

2011-12-29 09:26:10 PM

I love this. I didn't expect too, but dammit, I do.

JGL hasn't aged.

Grey Street

2011-12-29 09:26:56 PM

Damn adorable hipsters.

hundreddollarman

2011-12-29 09:31:57 PM

I'm not saying I would penis her... but I would penis her.

skinink

2011-12-29 09:33:42 PM

DjangoStonereaver: Well, since she may be splitting with that skanky British comedian, she needs a
little lovin'.

What are you talking about? She's married to John Krasinski and has starred in "The Adjustment Bureau".

9beers

2011-12-29 09:34:39 PM

fark Summer!

fatalvenom

2011-12-29 09:36:19 PM

I don't understand why everyone thinks that you have to be a "hipster" to want to bury your cack deep into her.

The farkin girl is cute, get over it.

/not mad, just never understood the Zooey rage.

desertmouse

2011-12-29 09:36:53 PM

I'd like to 500 days both of their summers, if you know what I mean.

9beers

2011-12-29 09:40:18 PM

Kimothy: I liked her until she made that god-awful sitcom.

The New Girl is hilarious.

UberNeuman

2011-12-29 09:40:27 PM

Hmmm.... could it possible to like two people more than Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt right now?

\course it could, but not for me.
\\great vid...:D

Doran

2011-12-29 09:45:34 PM

Pastor of Muppets: kingoomieiii: I'd 500 days her summer if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

If you mean you would penis her vagina, then yes.

Well, that's a vague way of putting it.

unicron702

2011-12-29 09:46:46 PM

I'm going to regret saying this, but they would make one adorable couple.

Dinobot

2011-12-29 09:47:22 PM

I farking hate that movie.

jmr61

2011-12-29 09:57:42 PM

I love everything about Zooey.

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fzumrk

2011-12-29 09:58:22 PM

They're both lefties?

fusillade762

2011-12-29 10:00:19 PM

9beers: Kimothy: I liked her until she made that god-awful sitcom.

The New Girl is hilarious.

I dig it. The episode with the bell ringing kids was retarded, though. But the Thanksgiving one made me laugh out loud multiple times. Her little speech about how she wants to have sex with Justin Long's character had me in stitches.

As for 500 Days... I'll just leave this here.

You Make My Dreams Come True (new window)

Obscure Login

2011-12-29 10:02:41 PM

Dinobot: I farking hate that movie.

Yeah, I went into it thinking it was going to be quirky/funny enough to outreach the "chick flick" label but holy fark was I wrong. There were one or two decent parts but overall it was just annoying and awful.

CowboyNinjaD

2011-12-29 10:03:07 PM

UberNeuman: Hmmm.... could it possible to like two people more than Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt right now?

\course it could, but not for me.
\\great vid...:D

If you need more of a reason to like JGL, here he is doing an R. Kelly cover (new window).

galactus5000

2011-12-29 10:03:37 PM

jmr61: I love everything about Zooey.

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Except, of course, fake. Well done fake, but fake.

fatalvenom

2011-12-29 10:09:32 PM

galactus5000: jmr61: I love everything about Zooey.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x327]

Except, of course, fake. Well done fake, but fake.

You shut your whore mouth.

/ I know it's fake
// but damnmit is it FAP worthy.

Zombie DJ

2011-12-29 10:11:38 PM

jmr61: I love everything about Zooey.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x327]

Looks like the Internet beat you on that round, my friend.

jmr61

2011-12-29 10:15:48 PM

galactus5000: jmr61: I love everything about Zooey.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 500x327]

Except, of course, fake. Well done fake, but fake.

I see no proof of that.

Anywhere.

SnakeLee

2011-12-29 10:17:30 PM

This was good

cdn.uproxx.com

guitarpick8120

2011-12-29 10:19:19 PM

fzumrk: They're both lefties?

No, they're both righties. Distracted me actually. Why flip the video?

i.imgur.com

Seth'n'Spectrum

2011-12-29 10:21:28 PM

CowboyNinjaD: If you need more of a reason to like JGL, here he is doing an R. Kelly cover (new window).

You know how Hollywood is always looking for a leading actor whom every man wants to be and every woman wants to fark?

Well.

EnderX

2011-12-29 10:29:57 PM

I'm more of a Autumn guy myself.

/slightly obscure.

mat catastrophe

2011-12-29 10:33:38 PM

guitarpick8120: fzumrk: They're both lefties?

No, they're both righties. Distracted me actually. Why flip the video?

[i.imgur.com image 400x288]
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Some webcams are just stupid that way.

thisispete

2011-12-29 10:34:49 PM

She's pretty. I have a thing for manic pixie dream girls. They'd make a nice couple.

kenny's mom

2011-12-29 10:40:21 PM

Doesn't do much for me; just more twenty-to-thirty-somethings recycling the midcentury Christmas/holiday pop canon.

At least it's not Pomplemousse, for the love of God.

chuggernaught

2011-12-29 10:42:39 PM

EnderX: I'm more of a Autumn guy myself.

/slightly obscure.

Nothing is obscure on Fark. I'd take Autumn from the movie as well.

/watched the movie not knowing what to expect and found it enjoyable.

Dr J Zoidberg

2011-12-29 10:44:03 PM

Link (new window)

Thought that they should have put this card out there.

DamnYankees

2011-12-29 10:45:07 PM

Seth'n'Spectrum: CowboyNinjaD: If you need more of a reason to like JGL, here he is doing an R. Kelly cover (new window).

You know how Hollywood is always looking for a leading actor whom every man wants to be and every woman wants to fark?

Well.

Between JGL and Gosling, that's a pretty competitive category right now.

9beers

2011-12-29 10:52:51 PM

EnderX: I'm more of a Autumn guy myself.

/slightly obscure.

No, no it's not.

Lou Cypher

2011-12-29 11:08:56 PM

He's got guts trying to sing next to her, made an OK job of it.

duckpoopy

2011-12-29 11:09:49 PM

She's great - he sucks.

dennysgod

2011-12-29 11:14:01 PM

For those who don't know, she's the She in She and Him (new window)

frymeupasteak

2011-12-29 11:26:00 PM

i would like to ejaculate somewhere in her vacinity

Cosmoboy

2011-12-29 11:42:00 PM

dennysgod: For those who don't know, she's the She in She and Him (new window)

What I wouldn't do to be the Him in She.

10000 Marbles

2011-12-29 11:42:12 PM

guitarpick8120: fzumrk: They're both lefties?

No, they're both righties. Distracted me actually. Why flip the video?

I think they shot it with Photo Booth on a MacBook Pro. It acts like a mirror when it shoots images and movies for some reason (probably because you're watching yourself, so it looks more natural).

dennysgod

2011-12-29 11:51:31 PM

I'd love to have those eyes looking up at me.

jaytkay

2011-12-29 11:55:24 PM

Didn't see the movie, haven't seen the show, never heard She and Him - I just knew her from pictures.

What a surprising voice. I expected some twee soft soprano.

+1

Quantum Apostrophe

2011-12-30 12:19:16 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Well, since she may be splitting with that skanky British comedian, she needs a
little lovin'.

I'd gooey Zooey, if you know what I mean.

Huck And Molly Ziegler

2011-12-30 12:19:16 AM

Utterly charming. And he's scrumptious. Truly scrumptious, if you will ...

InfidelSavant

2011-12-30 12:35:16 AM

EnderX: I'm more of a Autumn guy myself.

/slightly obscure.

I too would prefer Autumn

wedding vegetables

2011-12-30 12:42:39 AM

MaxxLarge: Wow. She's sort of like a Katy Perry, except one who sings.

what you did there, I saw it.

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