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Japanese earthquake and tsunami spawned not only Godzilla and Mothra, but also a debris field the size of California that's starting to wash up on the West Coast
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Jamdug!
2011-12-29 04:39:03 PM
Send the Jersey Shore cast over there in retaliation. Eye for an eye.
DjangoStonereaver
2011-12-29 04:46:30 PM
HAI GUISE! I'M IN CALI!
groppet
2011-12-29 05:47:27 PM
Alright!!! Used school girl panties on the shore!!!
Coelacanth
2011-12-29 05:48:27 PM
Any idea if there's a chance a body or two might wash up?
here to help
2011-12-29 05:49:19 PM
groppet
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Alright!!! Used school girl panties on the shore!!!
And you just KNOW they're soiled... because... fear poop.
iron_city_ap
2011-12-29 05:49:31 PM
FREE TENTICLE PORN !!!!!!
elliemooneyham
2011-12-29 05:49:49 PM
They should make a special landfill, just for the debris that washes up and call it Field of Lost Dreams. Blessings on all those who perished and all those who survived.
The DBS
2011-12-29 05:50:27 PM
Is it radioactive debris?
here to help
2011-12-29 05:51:05 PM
Coelacanth
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Any idea if there's a chance a body or two might wash up?
I know this might sound crazy but there is a link beside the headline... that goes to an article... that goes into some detail. Perhaps you should click it.
here to help
2011-12-29 05:51:43 PM
The DBS
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Is it radioactive debris?
ARTICLE!
Spoon over Marin
2011-12-29 05:51:46 PM
Yay free stuff from Japan!
Peter von Nostrand
2011-12-29 05:52:23 PM
Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
CJHardin
2011-12-29 05:53:41 PM
San Francisco has had Japanese debris washing up on it's shore since before it was so mainstream.
BigLuca
2011-12-29 05:53:44 PM
I was down at Malibu Beach and saw hundreds and hundreds Realdolls washed up on the beach. But turns out they were just California women sunbathing.
SumoJeb
2011-12-29 05:53:57 PM
There is going to be a greater than normal amount of severed feet washing up on the shores in BC and WA, I would imagine.
here to help
2011-12-29 05:53:58 PM
Peter von Nostrand
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Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Stuff only matters when it inconveniences Americans.
Car_Ramrod
2011-12-29 05:54:57 PM
Peter von Nostrand
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Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Is there anything else on the west coast?
Bschott007
2011-12-29 05:55:58 PM
TFA says there could be body parts floating ashore but I don't know if that would happen. Given they have been at sea for 10 months, I would assume that aquatic life would have made meals out of the human remains. That or the remains would have sunken to the ocean floor by now. I have no knowledge in this field but I would think that would be the case.
So beyond human remains....any cases of Pocky washing ashore?
/Love me some pocky sticks!
Kar98
2011-12-29 05:56:32 PM
groppet
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Alright!!! Used school girl panties on the shore!!!
Probably a few used school girls in there, too...
farkin_Gary
2011-12-29 05:56:45 PM
here to help
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Peter von Nostrand: Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Stuff only matters when it inconveniences Americans.
Okay, Richard.
Zik-Zak
2011-12-29 05:56:55 PM
here to help
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Peter von Nostrand: Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Stuff only matters when it inconveniences Americans.
That comment is both cynical and crass. Incidentally, also correct.
Kar98
2011-12-29 05:57:08 PM
Car_Ramrod
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Peter von Nostrand: Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Is there anything else on the west coast?
Oregon?
Coelacanth
2011-12-29 05:57:30 PM
here to help
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Coelacanth: Any idea if there's a chance a body or two might wash up?
I know this might sound crazy but there is a link beside the headline... that goes to an article... that goes into some detail. Perhaps you should click it.
Okay, okay. Like you've never skimmed through anything.
Bschott007
2011-12-29 05:58:16 PM
Peter von Nostrand
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Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
I was thinking the same thing...Wouldn't it have started washing up in Hawaii long before this? Has Canada had any reporting of this? I don't think the Philippines are along an ocean current which would have delivered debris from Japan...but then again, I could be wrong.
JRoo
2011-12-29 05:58:35 PM
Well get them back when they get covered in BP oil.
Remember, the more we destroy everything, the less the hippies win!
Success comes from self-annihilation!
Ace's Pretty Pirate Kitty
2011-12-29 05:59:40 PM
I'm weirdly motivated to start ambling along the beaches here in So Cal just to see WHAT washes up- it'll have to be some pretty unusual stuff and I would be delighted to reunite some Japanese with a lost-and-presumed-detroyed bit of family memorabilia.
//messages in bottles, of a sort
here to help
2011-12-29 06:01:12 PM
Coelacanth
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here to help: Coelacanth: Any idea if there's a chance a body or two might wash up?
I know this might sound crazy but there is a link beside the headline... that goes to an article... that goes into some detail. Perhaps you should click it.
Okay, okay. Like you've never skimmed through anything.
Sure but if I have a simple question like that I'll check the article first before asking in thread.
here to help
2011-12-29 06:01:55 PM
Zik-Zak
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here to help: Peter von Nostrand: Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Stuff only matters when it inconveniences Americans.
That comment is both cynical and crass. Incidentally, also correct.
/here to help
Zik-Zak
2011-12-29 06:03:14 PM
Bschott007
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Peter von Nostrand: Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
I was thinking the same thing...Wouldn't it have started washing up in Hawaii long before this? Has Canada had any reporting of this? I don't think the Philippines are along an ocean current which would have delivered debris from Japan...but then again, I could be wrong.
The Philippines aren't really close to the North Pacific gyre, I think the gyre moves north once it gets near the Marianas Trench or the Ogasawara Islands. Canada, on the other hand, might get a few bits of debris, but we may not hear about it if nothing drifts near Vancouver (if we haven't heard from Seattle, we may not hear from Vancouver).
davidphogan
2011-12-29 06:09:41 PM
Kar98
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Car_Ramrod: Peter von Nostrand: Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Is there anything else on the west coast?
Oregon?
Ah, the Appalachia of the West Coast.
Kar98
2011-12-29 06:10:53 PM
Kar98
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groppet: Alright!!! Used school girl panties on the shore!!!
Probably a few used school girls in there, too...
*Goes and RTFA*
OK, no girls so far; just a few buoys.
fanbladesaresharp
2011-12-29 06:12:51 PM
here to help
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Peter von Nostrand: Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Stuff only matters when it inconveniences Americans.
Let me know when it inconveniences Mongolians so I can apply the care appropriately.
boozehat
2011-12-29 06:15:18 PM
i am now officially researching the possiblity of a vending machine full of womens panties floating across the Pacific. Aim for San Diego!!!
lokisbong
2011-12-29 06:17:43 PM
here to help
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Coelacanth: Any idea if there's a chance a body or two might wash up?
I know this might sound crazy but there is a link beside the headline... that goes to an article... that goes into some detail. Perhaps you should click it.
Hey your name Is accurate. lol
Teophania
2011-12-29 06:18:12 PM
Like they are really going to notice?
Stranger things have happened on west coast beaches.
here to help
2011-12-29 06:20:08 PM
lokisbong
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here to help: Coelacanth: Any idea if there's a chance a body or two might wash up?
I know this might sound crazy but there is a link beside the headline... that goes to an article... that goes into some detail. Perhaps you should click it.
Hey your name Is accurate. lol
I'm not very smart and my humor is snarky and childish but I am... here to help.
;-p
Jacobin
2011-12-29 06:22:17 PM
On the plus side now beachcombers will glow in the dark
MrSteve007
2011-12-29 06:22:31 PM
I was on a pan-pacific cruise for most of October. Most days at sea, we would go hours without seeing anything - then one day, for about 30 minutes we passed through a debris field (about one major item a minute floated by). Baby bottles, shoes, huge fishing nets & floats, styrofoam, lumber, etc. At first I was excited to see *something,* but then I realized the shoes were likely attached to people when they went into the water. It was pretty sobering.
Car_Ramrod
2011-12-29 06:23:22 PM
Kar98
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Car_Ramrod: Peter von Nostrand: Is this considered new because it's now reaching California?
Is there anything else on the west coast?
Oregon?
What is that, a town in northern California?
Whatthefark
2011-12-29 06:24:55 PM
All Your
Base
Debris Belong To
US
U.S.
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-12-29 06:26:45 PM
SumoJeb
There is going to be a greater than normal amount of severed feet washing up on the shores in BC and WA, I would imagine.
Did everybody cut footloose?
MrSteve007
2011-12-29 06:26:48 PM
This is the projected debris field:
Two years from now:
Link
(new window)
The items hitting the West Coast now are probably the lighter, more wind-driven things.
crotchgrabber
2011-12-29 06:28:55 PM
groppet
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Alright!!! Used school girl panties on the shore!!!
I'll be at the beach if you need me.
Bennie Crabtree
2011-12-29 06:29:03 PM
Michiu Kaku has crossed the line into a lying bag who makes science look bad. Is there anything that his PhD doesn't do? He allows anyone to cite him as an expert on anything. He is also taking away the chances for legitimate experts to make statements about their fields, which should be punishable by some kind of Scientist Credentialing Society.
here to help
2011-12-29 06:31:55 PM
MrSteve007
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This is the projected debris field:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x449]
Two years from now:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x447]
Link (new window)
The items hitting the West Coast now are probably the lighter, more wind-driven things.
Cripes. Why aren't they trying to scoop some of that sh*t out of the water? Just get some big ships and a net. Drag it somewhere where it can be dealt with.
some_beer_drinker
2011-12-29 06:37:53 PM
wow, alot of free, radioactive japanese stuff. lucky you.
Prof. Ann Marion
2011-12-29 06:38:59 PM
MrSteve007
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This is the projected debris field:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x449]
Two years from now:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x447]
Link (new window)
The items hitting the West Coast now are probably the lighter, more wind-driven things.
It's so bizarre that the debris field is larger than the origin source.
CitizenTed
2011-12-29 06:39:19 PM
SumoJeb
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There is going to be a greater than normal amount of severed feet washing up on the shores in BC and WA, I would imagine.
When we go for walks along the shore and see disembodied feet bobbing in the surf, we don't even mention it. If you bring it up, everyone will think you're from California.
Eirik
2011-12-29 06:42:08 PM
MrSteve007
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I was on a pan-pacific cruise for most of October. Most days at sea, we would go hours without seeing anything - then one day, for about 30 minutes we passed through a debris field (about one major item a minute floated by). Baby bottles, shoes, huge fishing nets & floats, styrofoam, lumber, etc. At first I was excited to see *something,* but then I realized the shoes were likely attached to people when they went into the water. It was pretty sobering.
Maybe, maybe not. A lot of houses were washed out to sea, along with shoe stores, trucks carrying shoes, etc. So there are likely a great deal more of them that were stored in closets that ended up in the Pacific.
But if any human remains do wash ashore, it's likely going to be in shoes. They float, after all, and protect the feet from animals. You might see a couple bodies trapped in larger debris, but probably not many.
I have seen it said that they expected some cars to make it across, but that doesn't seem likely. Wouldn't those sink pretty quickly?
Bschott007
2011-12-29 06:43:48 PM
Bennie Crabtree
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Michiu Kaku has crossed the line into a lying bag who makes science look bad. Is there anything that his PhD doesn't do? He allows anyone to cite him as an expert on anything. He is also taking away the chances for legitimate experts to make statements about their fields, which should be punishable by some kind of Scientist Credentialing Society.
To be honest I had a lot of respect for him before he started talking as an authority outside of his field of physics. I liked him during his talks with Art Bell on Coast to Coast AM back in the 90's. His own radio show in the mid 2000's was great, his books impressed me. When he started appearing on every Universe/science related show and started talking on subjects he was no expert in, that's when I started losing respect for the guy.
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