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(Sun Sentinel) Florida There's no use crying over spilled milk, but spilled rum may invoke stabbing and shooting   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 30
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AbbeySomeone
2011-12-29 04:27:46 PM
This article is useless without knowing what kind of rum it was.
 
Nick Nostril
2011-12-29 07:11:46 PM
Yum...

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Fart_Machine
2011-12-29 07:12:34 PM
Maybe they were pirates. Also...

the argument spilled into the parking lot and one of them pulled a knife out and the other one pulled out a gun."

mimg.ugo.com

Just like a wop to bring a knife to a gun fight.
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 07:13:40 PM
Who brings a knife to a rum fight?
 
Mister Peejay
2011-12-29 07:18:22 PM
There's no use crying over every spilled milk
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of filk
 
here to help
2011-12-29 07:18:32 PM
"I don't know definitely how much they had to drink, but that may have had something to do with it."

Ya' think?

And rum is satan's piss. Especially that high proof Cuban sh*t which this probably was.

I don't drink much hard liquor but gimme a farking whiskey and get that sugar swill away from me.
 
Mister Peejay
2011-12-29 07:19:46 PM
Mister Peejay: There's no use crying over every spilled milk
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of filk

And this premise is dumb
So let's drink some neat ruim
With the people who are still alive


/OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
 
kidsizedcoffin
2011-12-29 07:19:57 PM
Mister Peejay: There's no use crying over every spilled milk
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of filk

You will get stabbed if you mislead someone about cake.
 
here to help
2011-12-29 07:20:02 PM
Mister Peejay: filk

Friend I'd Like to Kill?
 
Lumbar Puncture
2011-12-29 07:20:50 PM
AbbeySomeone: This article is useless without knowing what kind of rum it was.

+1 Smart vote

/WTF are these boxes?
//Spill my Sailor Jerry and I'll cut ya
 
Now I Is!
2011-12-29 07:21:04 PM
But... Where has the run gone?
 
Kanemano
2011-12-29 07:22:35 PM
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what if the rum is so old, it can legally drink itself?

you are such a good 21 year old, oh yes you are
 
TreeDude
2011-12-29 07:26:39 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Wanted for questioning.
 
skinink
2011-12-29 07:34:28 PM

"The man who brandished a knife stabbed the other in the torso, while the armed man shot the other in the face."


I don't why this makes me laugh except I imagine the guy with the knife stabbing his friend in the torso and thinking "HA! I got the bastard right in the stomac... OH NO MY FACE!" And the guy gets shot Indiana Jones style.


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davidphogan
2011-12-29 07:39:12 PM
Kanemano: what if the rum is so old, it can legally drink itself?

you are such a good 21 year old, oh yes you are

Can I get a shot of that? Please?
 
here to help
2011-12-29 07:42:45 PM
Kanemano: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 640x640]


what if the rum is so old, it can legally drink itself?

you are such a good 21 year old, oh yes you are

Your desk is filthy! And it looks like you're doing a bench test amongst the crumbs.

Dude!
 
LockeOak
2011-12-29 07:43:25 PM
If it's one of these, it might be justified.

www.examiner.com

That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.
 
One Bad Apple
2011-12-29 07:46:24 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

Is very bad drink spill Jobu's rum. Is very bad.
 
Lumbar Puncture
2011-12-29 07:48:54 PM
LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.

[www.examiner.com image 430x569]

That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

That is good stuff.
 
davidphogan
2011-12-29 07:50:11 PM
LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.



That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

I heard all about Kraken before trying it, but I ended up disappointed. Not that it wasn't good, but I was expecting unicorn juice I guess.
 
WarehouseMouse
2011-12-29 07:53:28 PM
Kanemano: what if the rum is so old, it can legally drink itself?

you are such a good 21 year old, oh yes you are

Nice! Never had the 21, but I enjoyed the hell out of their lower-tier offerings, so I'm jealous.

Watching the Appleton Estates lady's face when Zane used fine aged rum to make a mixed drink on Three Sheets: Jamaica was priceless!
 
LockeOak
2011-12-29 07:54:54 PM
davidphogan: LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.



That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

I heard all about Kraken before trying it, but I ended up disappointed. Not that it wasn't good, but I was expecting unicorn juice I guess.

Bottle shop in town has a handle for $24, and the stuff is 94 proof, so it's not a bad value either.
 
davidphogan
2011-12-29 08:06:31 PM
LockeOak: davidphogan: LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.



That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

I heard all about Kraken before trying it, but I ended up disappointed. Not that it wasn't good, but I was expecting unicorn juice I guess.

Bottle shop in town has a handle for $24, and the stuff is 94 proof, so it's not a bad value either.

It's that much for a fifth of it here.

/go fark yourselves OLCC
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 08:26:48 PM
LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.

[www.examiner.com image 430x569]

That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

Did you keep yelling "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" every time you got an answer right?
 
nucular bum
2011-12-30 02:07:01 AM
And the lesson we learn from this is: There's no use stabbing or shooting over spilt rum. Unless it's...
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

/this is the goooooood stuff
//made from the whole sugar cane, not just the molasses
 
angstycoder
2011-12-30 04:25:53 AM
Lumbar Puncture: Sailor Jerry

I was hoping to see this

/ also, other rums I get to sample once every couple months at a bar down the street
// show them pics of bottles they've had me try already, never run out of new ones (all spiced)
 
Mock26
2011-12-30 06:14:16 AM
I have a bottle of rum from Cuba, and if it was spilled by one of my friends I would be tempted to stab them. It would depend on the friend, of course, but I would be tempted.
 
fredbox
2011-12-30 07:41:36 AM
davidphogan: LockeOak: davidphogan: LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.



That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

I heard all about Kraken before trying it, but I ended up disappointed. Not that it wasn't good, but I was expecting unicorn juice I guess.

Bottle shop in town has a handle for $24, and the stuff is 94 proof, so it's not a bad value either.

It's that much for a fifth of it here.

/go fark yourselves OLCC

Post new years Washington Costco FTW
 
Milk D
2011-12-30 08:07:55 AM
Sgt. Rick Rocco?

Sounds like a $9.99 bottle of rum or a porn star.
 
Mister Peejay
2011-12-30 10:29:59 AM
LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.

[www.examiner.com image 430x569]

That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

I dunno, man. I bought a bottle of Kraken because the bottle looked cool and so did the artwork (hey, I'm honest about my motivations) and what I found was that I'd bought a cool looking bottle of meh.

Bottle still looks nice, though.
 
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