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(Sun Sentinel)   There's no use crying over spilled milk, but spilled rum may invoke stabbing and shooting   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 30
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2011-12-29 04:27:46 PM
This article is useless without knowing what kind of rum it was.
 
2011-12-29 07:11:46 PM
Yum...

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2011-12-29 07:12:34 PM
Maybe they were pirates. Also...

the argument spilled into the parking lot and one of them pulled a knife out and the other one pulled out a gun."

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Just like a wop to bring a knife to a gun fight.
 
2011-12-29 07:13:40 PM
Who brings a knife to a rum fight?
 
2011-12-29 07:18:22 PM
There's no use crying over every spilled milk
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of filk
 
2011-12-29 07:18:32 PM
"I don't know definitely how much they had to drink, but that may have had something to do with it."

Ya' think?

And rum is satan's piss. Especially that high proof Cuban sh*t which this probably was.

I don't drink much hard liquor but gimme a farking whiskey and get that sugar swill away from me.
 
2011-12-29 07:19:46 PM

Mister Peejay: There's no use crying over every spilled milk
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of filk


And this premise is dumb
So let's drink some neat ruim
With the people who are still alive


/OH GOD MAKE IT STOP
 
2011-12-29 07:19:57 PM

Mister Peejay: There's no use crying over every spilled milk
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of filk


You will get stabbed if you mislead someone about cake.
 
2011-12-29 07:20:02 PM

Mister Peejay: filk


Friend I'd Like to Kill?
 
2011-12-29 07:20:50 PM

AbbeySomeone: This article is useless without knowing what kind of rum it was.


+1 Smart vote

/WTF are these boxes?
//Spill my Sailor Jerry and I'll cut ya
 
2011-12-29 07:21:04 PM
But... Where has the run gone?
 
2011-12-29 07:22:35 PM
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what if the rum is so old, it can legally drink itself?

you are such a good 21 year old, oh yes you are
 
2011-12-29 07:26:39 PM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2011-12-29 07:34:28 PM

"The man who brandished a knife stabbed the other in the torso, while the armed man shot the other in the face."


I don't why this makes me laugh except I imagine the guy with the knife stabbing his friend in the torso and thinking "HA! I got the bastard right in the stomac... OH NO MY FACE!" And the guy gets shot Indiana Jones style.


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2011-12-29 07:39:12 PM

Kanemano: what if the rum is so old, it can legally drink itself?

you are such a good 21 year old, oh yes you are


Can I get a shot of that? Please?
 
2011-12-29 07:42:45 PM

Kanemano: [fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 640x640]


what if the rum is so old, it can legally drink itself?

you are such a good 21 year old, oh yes you are


Your desk is filthy! And it looks like you're doing a bench test amongst the crumbs.

Dude!
 
2011-12-29 07:43:25 PM
If it's one of these, it might be justified.

www.examiner.com

That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.
 
2011-12-29 07:46:24 PM
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Is very bad drink spill Jobu's rum. Is very bad.
 
2011-12-29 07:48:54 PM

LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.

[www.examiner.com image 430x569]

That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.


That is good stuff.
 
2011-12-29 07:50:11 PM

LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.



That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.


I heard all about Kraken before trying it, but I ended up disappointed. Not that it wasn't good, but I was expecting unicorn juice I guess.
 
2011-12-29 07:53:28 PM

Kanemano: what if the rum is so old, it can legally drink itself?

you are such a good 21 year old, oh yes you are


Nice! Never had the 21, but I enjoyed the hell out of their lower-tier offerings, so I'm jealous.

Watching the Appleton Estates lady's face when Zane used fine aged rum to make a mixed drink on Three Sheets: Jamaica was priceless!
 
2011-12-29 07:54:54 PM

davidphogan: LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.



That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

I heard all about Kraken before trying it, but I ended up disappointed. Not that it wasn't good, but I was expecting unicorn juice I guess.


Bottle shop in town has a handle for $24, and the stuff is 94 proof, so it's not a bad value either.
 
2011-12-29 08:06:31 PM

LockeOak: davidphogan: LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.



That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

I heard all about Kraken before trying it, but I ended up disappointed. Not that it wasn't good, but I was expecting unicorn juice I guess.

Bottle shop in town has a handle for $24, and the stuff is 94 proof, so it's not a bad value either.


It's that much for a fifth of it here.

/go fark yourselves OLCC
 
2011-12-29 08:26:48 PM

LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.

[www.examiner.com image 430x569]

That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.


Did you keep yelling "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" every time you got an answer right?
 
2011-12-30 02:07:01 AM
And the lesson we learn from this is: There's no use stabbing or shooting over spilt rum. Unless it's...
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

/this is the goooooood stuff
//made from the whole sugar cane, not just the molasses
 
2011-12-30 04:25:53 AM

Lumbar Puncture: Sailor Jerry


I was hoping to see this

/ also, other rums I get to sample once every couple months at a bar down the street
// show them pics of bottles they've had me try already, never run out of new ones (all spiced)
 
2011-12-30 06:14:16 AM
I have a bottle of rum from Cuba, and if it was spilled by one of my friends I would be tempted to stab them. It would depend on the friend, of course, but I would be tempted.
 
2011-12-30 07:41:36 AM

davidphogan: LockeOak: davidphogan: LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.



That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.

I heard all about Kraken before trying it, but I ended up disappointed. Not that it wasn't good, but I was expecting unicorn juice I guess.

Bottle shop in town has a handle for $24, and the stuff is 94 proof, so it's not a bad value either.

It's that much for a fifth of it here.

/go fark yourselves OLCC


Post new years Washington Costco FTW
 
2011-12-30 08:07:55 AM
Sgt. Rick Rocco?

Sounds like a $9.99 bottle of rum or a porn star.
 
2011-12-30 10:29:59 AM

LockeOak: If it's one of these, it might be justified.

[www.examiner.com image 430x569]

That mixed with Reed's ginger beer got me through exams.


I dunno, man. I bought a bottle of Kraken because the bottle looked cool and so did the artwork (hey, I'm honest about my motivations) and what I found was that I'd bought a cool looking bottle of meh.

Bottle still looks nice, though.
 
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