Can't imagine why Paul Christoforo ever left.

WICKEDPISSAHHH


NOTAFINGA!!!

cmcl: Can't imagine why Paul Christoforo ever left.

This how he is able to sneak into conventions. The guy who works the door is drunk.

U mad brah?

Lots of people smoking pot in front of bars also. Never experienced anything like it until I moved here.

Gunny Highway: Lots of people smoking pot in front of bars also. Never experienced anything like it until I moved here.

It's decriminalized and the cops don't care.

slimfast: Providence RI.

Go there on club night and you will get it.

There are also lots of colleges in that city. And nobody has a job.

Once again, the Florida Keys are dissed (yes, I know the Keys as a whole are not a city, but still, we are a drinking community ).

moops: Gunny Highway: Lots of people smoking pot in front of bars also. Never experienced anything like it until I moved here.

It's decriminalized and the cops don't care.

Yeah. It is still pretty weird though. Nothing wrong with it just kind of weird.

Boston: "Average monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5"

That is a slow weekend for me.

I know some influential people, like the guy who runs the doors at the convention center. In Boston.

WTF is up with the non-alcoholic Coors in the Denver pic?

Gunny Highway: Lots of people smoking pot in front of bars also. Never experienced anything like it until I moved here.

Which compels me to ask:

Which are the DANKEST cities in America?

dosboot: Boston: "Average monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5"

That is a slow weekend for me.

No shiat. I call that "after work"...

Boston: "Average monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5"

That is a slow weekend for me.

I have 3 kids. At average consumption that would be 62 drinks per month for my household. Probably about right.

TXEric: dosboot: Boston: "Average monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5"

That is a slow weekend for me.

No shiat. I call that "after work"...

Agreed. I believe fark can band together and label Boston's populace for what they really are: Amateur alcoholics.

Cheers!

I might just have to head in for NYE after all.

I was hoping Milwaukee would be on there. I never even realized I HAD a drinking problem until I moved away from Milwaukee.

Charleston, South Carolina made the list? Makes me wonder if all the tourists passing through didn't have something to do with it. Or maybe they have to take a drink everytime one of the asshole politicians in Columbia does something stupid.

1. Boston
2. Springfield, Mass
3. Milwaukee
4. Reno
5. San Antonio
6. Chicago
7. Austin
8. St. Louis
9. San Diego
10. Tucson
11. Burlington
12. Charleston
13. Denver
14. Las Vegas
15. Ft. Myers
16. Buffalo
17. Sioux Falls
18. Lincoln
19. Seattle
20. BIsmarck
21. Providence
22. San Francisco
23. Cleveland
24. Norfolk
25. Houston

downstairs: New Orleans not in the top 3?

Next.

Came to say this. In addition to the local custom of getting drunk over breakfast, we have a bajillion people showing up annually for the sole purpose of getting drunk and laid by a 14 year-old transvestite.

The only place I've been where the drinking seemed to outpace a typical day in NOLA was Madison, Wisconsin. Something's wrong when even a pro-circuit drinker like me can't last the night with you. And I'm good, bro. Hell, I'm drunk right now.

Lastly, one of the fun charms of New Orleans is that drinking is not frowned upon. If anything, waiters look at you funny when you don't order alcohol with your omelet. It's just part of the culture. And if you live in certain neighborhoods, 24-hour delis will deliver booze right to your door at 5:30 on a Monday morning.

"Quartermaster, may I help you?"

"Yeah, I need a shrimp po-boy, a bottle of Windex, a box of Trojans, a side of hash browns, a Snickers bar and, oh yeah, lemme get a fifth of Johnnie Walker Black."

And many of the bars are open 24/7. Suck it, haters.

List fails hard, Madison isn't on it.

/why yes, I'm a Wisconsinite. How'd you know?

Flragnararch: List fails hard, Madison isn't on it.

/why yes, I'm a Wisconsinite. How'd you know?

Check my above post!

NYC just hasn't been the same since alcohol was criminalized here.

dosboot: Boston: "Average monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5"

That is a slow weekend for me.


Seriously. That's quite literally what I go through in a typical work week. Not including the weekends. I'll usually nurse my way through 3 random tasty beers between the time I get home from work and go to sleep around 1 or 2 am. Though I actually usually drink only one or two beers on the weekend, if at all, unless I'm visiting friends or at a party or something. Shiat, I probably go through somewhere in between 80 - 90 beers a month.

And I'm just some regular Joe who likes craft beers.

H31N0US: NYC just hasn't been the same since alcohol was criminalized here.

What can people do now for fun legally in Bloombergistan? Anything?

Woo, Denver!

/I bet the altitude makes it fun
//Don't drink

Not only are we 1st, we are also 8TH. (Both links pop to two positions in the same Boston Globe slideshow, the assembler of which was, I assume, hammered).

cmcl: Can't imagine why Paul Christoforo ever left.

Technically, he's from Everett, which explains a lot.

xrayspx: Not only are we 1st, we are also 8TH. (Both links pop to two positions in the same Boston Globe slideshow, the assembler of which was, I assume, hammered).

different years (2010 vs 2011).

This just in,,, Boston has a larger population of collage students then most cities therefor may sell more booze then other urban centers.

We're number eight??? We have to work harder!

I know the mayor.. We wwebsite as on the internet before you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet

Perditax: We're number eight??? We have to work harder!

At least you have the STD and crime rates on lockdown.

/suicides would probably be higher if the Rams were popular.

Love that dirty water.

In case anybody heard about Boston: We're Irish.

downstairs: dickfreckle: Lastly, one of the fun charms of New Orleans is that drinking is not frowned upon. If anything, waiters look at you funny when you don't order alcohol with your omelet. It's just part of the culture. And if you live in certain neighborhoods, 24-hour delis will deliver booze right to your door at 5:30 on a Monday morning.

"Quartermaster, may I help you?"

Yer lucky. They don't deliver to me. Do you live in the Quarter?

Until recently (most of my 20s and early 30s). Now I live uptown, which is also a great neighborhood but, alas, no 24 hour booze delivery! FFFFFUUUUUUUU

I've strongly considered opening some sort of 24-hour delivery service for simple food and booze. Given the universities up here and the dearth of all-night stores since Katrina, I'm pretty sure it could be successful. As far as I know, no one between the Exxon at Lee Circle all the way to Riverbend is open all night for booze, let alone delivery. If you're familiar with Verti-Mart and Quartermaster, that's the model I'd go with.

soopey: TXEric: dosboot: Boston: "Average monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5"

That is a slow weekend for me.

No shiat. I call that "after work"...

Agreed. I believe fark can band together and label Boston's populace for what they really are: Amateur alcoholics.

Cheers!

I only drink that much on days that begin with T....Tuesday, Thursday, and Today.

baronbloodbath: soopey: TXEric: dosboot: Boston: "Average monthly drinks consumed per person: 15.5"

That is a slow weekend for me.

No shiat. I call that "after work"...

Agreed. I believe fark can band together and label Boston's populace for what they really are: Amateur alcoholics.

Cheers!

I only drink that much on days that begin with T....Tuesday, Thursday, and Today.

Do people really hate Boston that much? I understand hating the sports teams but the city is pretty fun.