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ArkAngel
2011-12-29 04:49:01 PM
Shouldn't live in a house by the RIVER!
Snarfangel
2011-12-29 05:22:14 PM
Next year, ask Santa Claus for something else.
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums
2011-12-29 07:22:16 PM
Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.
Bathia_Mapes
2011-12-29 08:00:56 PM
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums
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Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.
A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!
bhcompy
2011-12-29 08:01:34 PM
House in question?
Nick Nostril
2011-12-29 08:02:51 PM
JohnAnnArbor
2011-12-29 08:03:01 PM
Time for some big rocks at strategic points around the house.
TheOther
2011-12-29 08:04:38 PM
damm dutch bastids...
I_Am_Weasel
2011-12-29 08:06:20 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.
A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!
That way there's always something happening and it's usually quite loud.
davidphogan
2011-12-29 08:25:54 PM
I have to wonder if the house is on a curve at the bottom of a hill...
/reminds me of a guy who had a house on upper rim rock rd
//he was shocked, just shocked, when a landslide happened.
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-12-29 08:44:28 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.
A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!
No, that's where guard houses often are located.
Cereal Fetish
2011-12-29 08:47:57 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.
A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!
Porous Horace
2011-12-29 08:55:16 PM
Spadness?
This is Marta!
Bad_ad85
2011-12-29 09:14:48 PM
Bathia_Mapes
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The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.
A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!
Madness?
Marine1
2011-12-29 09:17:00 PM
Porous Horace
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Spadness?
This is Marta!
[www.seethecup.com image 273x410]
Good lord. She could probably develop some porn gag where she puts a whole cucumber in her mouth and make wayyyyyyyyyyyy more money than she does at soccer.
/the article: Lexus is really taking that holiday sale seriously.
whidbey
2011-12-29 11:08:17 PM
Oh. I thought they were talking about a VAN.
My bad.
King Something
2011-12-29 11:27:42 PM
GOD DAMNIT, YUKARI!
geekbikerskum
2011-12-30 02:08:50 AM
There was a house in my hometown that was located on a freeway off-ramp, on the outside of a really tight turn. I remember at least three cars going into that house. There's not a house there any more; I suspect that the last insurance company to pay off on the house simply bought it and knocked it down.
The off-ramp is gone now; the freeway was upgraded to interstate standards in the 80s and then had an interstate number applied to it. When that was done, the offramp was closed as part of the upgrade process, along with a few others.
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