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2011-12-29 04:49:01 PM
blogs.riverfronttimes.com

Shouldn't live in a house by the RIVER!
 
2011-12-29 05:22:14 PM
Next year, ask Santa Claus for something else.
 
2011-12-29 07:22:16 PM
Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.
 
2011-12-29 08:00:56 PM
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.

A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!
 
2011-12-29 08:01:34 PM
www.seeing-stars.com

House in question?
 
2011-12-29 08:02:51 PM
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2011-12-29 08:03:01 PM
Time for some big rocks at strategic points around the house.
 
2011-12-29 08:04:38 PM
damm dutch bastids...
 
2011-12-29 08:06:20 PM
Bathia_Mapes: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.

A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!


That way there's always something happening and it's usually quite loud.
 
2011-12-29 08:25:54 PM
I have to wonder if the house is on a curve at the bottom of a hill...

/reminds me of a guy who had a house on upper rim rock rd
//he was shocked, just shocked, when a landslide happened.
 
2011-12-29 08:44:28 PM
Bathia_Mapes: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.

A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!


No, that's where guard houses often are located.
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2011-12-29 08:47:57 PM
Bathia_Mapes: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.

A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!


bellaxthree.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-29 08:55:16 PM
Spadness?
This is Marta!
www.seethecup.com
 
2011-12-29 09:14:48 PM
Bathia_Mapes: The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Maybe he shouldn't live in a house in the middle of the street.

A house in the middle of the street? That's Madness!



Madness?
awayandaway.com
 
2011-12-29 09:17:00 PM
Porous Horace: Spadness?
This is Marta!
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Good lord. She could probably develop some porn gag where she puts a whole cucumber in her mouth and make wayyyyyyyyyyyy more money than she does at soccer.

/the article: Lexus is really taking that holiday sale seriously.
 
2011-12-29 11:08:17 PM
Oh. I thought they were talking about a VAN.

t2.gstatic.com

My bad.
 
2011-12-29 11:27:42 PM
GOD DAMNIT, YUKARI!
 
2011-12-30 02:08:50 AM
There was a house in my hometown that was located on a freeway off-ramp, on the outside of a really tight turn. I remember at least three cars going into that house. There's not a house there any more; I suspect that the last insurance company to pay off on the house simply bought it and knocked it down.

The off-ramp is gone now; the freeway was upgraded to interstate standards in the 80s and then had an interstate number applied to it. When that was done, the offramp was closed as part of the upgrade process, along with a few others.
 
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