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		Turkey admits 35 civilian deaths. Well there was bound to be some retribution for the annual Christmas day massacre (bbc.co.uk)		32
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FirstNationalBastard		2011-12-29 04:09:40 PM

With god as my witness, I thought Turkeys ~~could fly~~ couldn't kill!

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2011-12-29 04:18:07 PM

That turkey must have been sitting in the fridge since Thanksgiving

A Fark Handle		2011-12-29 07:32:15 PM

something something something killing off the cheese kurds...

BesiktasBoy83		2011-12-29 07:53:11 PM

Bad joke about a serious situation these deaths are bad but 1 definitely not fighters? Ok. 2. They create the situation for this to even be possivble.

skinink		2011-12-29 07:53:25 PM

As God is my witness, I thought Turkey would lie.

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fusillade762		2011-12-29 07:55:10 PM

But the victims of Wednesday night's attack are believed to have been villagers involved in smuggling cigarettes

See, cigarettes really are hazardous to your health.

AbbeySomeone		2011-12-29 07:56:33 PM

Turkeys are benign, simple creatures?

/gobble, gobble

Arachnophobe		2011-12-29 07:57:47 PM

Cyno01		2011-12-29 07:57:57 PM

one of Ripley's Bad Guys		2011-12-29 07:59:48 PM

fusillade762: But the victims of Wednesday night's attack are believed to have been villagers involved in smuggling cigarettes

See, cigarettes really are hazardous to your health.

smuggling smokes into Turkey?

coals/Newcastle?

Amos Quito		2011-12-29 08:01:52 PM

Can you blame them?

BesiktasBoy83		2011-12-29 08:02:31 PM

Also how many 'civilians' that the US army kill in afghan are really just that?! Not many at all I think. These people are almost always terrorists or helping them. If a terrorist walked into my house I could have no issue if wherefore then I was bombed as well. We should all wait too see what the true results of this are.

Porous Horace		2011-12-29 08:07:56 PM

I don't even see how this can be spun as being Israel's fault, so we're in the clear here, proceed.

Amos Quito		2011-12-29 08:14:51 PM

Porous Horace: I don't even see how this can be spun as being Israel's fault, so we're in the clear here, proceed.

Please don't kill me, Porous Horace!

Gyrfalcon		2011-12-29 08:25:21 PM

A Fark Handle: something something something killing off the cheese kurds...

The worst massacre since the Vietnamese slaughter of Whey.

Porous Horace		2011-12-29 08:39:22 PM

Amos Quito: Porous Horace: I don't even see how this can be spun as being Israel's fault, so we're in the clear here, proceed.

Please don't kill me, Porous Horace!

Me? I wouldn't harm a fly ... or any other insect.
I leave that for the spiders, it's their job, after all.

Say, were you the one who voted my comment as "funny"?
I hope you don't have a love/hate thing for me going on here, Amos Quito.

Amos Quito		2011-12-29 08:43:32 PM

Porous Horace: Amos Quito: Porous Horace: I don't even see how this can be spun as being Israel's fault, so we're in the clear here, proceed.

Please don't kill me, Porous Horace!

Me? I wouldn't harm a fly ... or any other insect.
I leave that for the spiders, it's their job, after all.

Say, were you the one who voted my comment as "funny"?
I hope you don't have a love/hate thing for me going on here, Amos Quito.

I have nothing but love for you, Porous Horace.

/Please don't kill me!

Porous Horace		2011-12-29 08:46:36 PM

Amos Quito: Porous Horace: Amos Quito: Porous Horace: I don't even see how this can be spun as being Israel's fault, so we're in the clear here, proceed.

Please don't kill me, Porous Horace!

Me? I wouldn't harm a fly ... or any other insect.
I leave that for the spiders, it's their job, after all.

Say, were you the one who voted my comment as "funny"?
I hope you don't have a love/hate thing for me going on here, Amos Quito.

I have nothing but love for you, Porous Horace.

/Please don't kill me!

Ok, you're either drunk or somebody has hacked into your account, possibly Mossad.
Either way, it's the holidays, a time to let things slide.

CitizenTed		2011-12-29 08:56:08 PM

I'm planning a trip to Cappadocia this year. Maybe I should head towards the border and pick up some bargain smokes.

/Me American! Is OK! Want buy sigara many! Yes!
//what could possibly go wrong?

vudukungfu		2011-12-29 09:01:22 PM

Beats the annual Thanksgivings day massa cree.
/obscure?

Country Member		2011-12-29 09:05:55 PM

That's what happens when there's not enough Turkey to go around at Christmas.

Amos Quito		2011-12-29 09:20:31 PM

Porous Horace: Amos Quito: Porous Horace: Amos Quito: Porous Horace: I don't even see how this can be spun as being Israel's fault, so we're in the clear here, proceed.

Please don't kill me, Porous Horace!

Me? I wouldn't harm a fly ... or any other insect.
I leave that for the spiders, it's their job, after all.

Say, were you the one who voted my comment as "funny"?
I hope you don't have a love/hate thing for me going on here, Amos Quito.

I have nothing but love for you, Porous Horace.

/Please don't kill me!

Ok, you're either drunk or somebody has hacked into your account, possibly Mossad.
Either way, it's the holidays, a time to let things slide.

www.traverscollins.com

Does that mean you're not going to kill me?

_{/ihopeihopeihopeihopeihope...}

Tingle007		2011-12-29 09:21:26 PM

And so the occupation of Kurdistan continues. Oh wait the muslim world, doesn't care cause it's not Jews doing it.

Wasn't Looking at his Neck		2011-12-29 09:36:37 PM

No whey...

/too drunk to troll...
/or fark.

thelordofcheese		2011-12-29 09:47:46 PM

People acting suspiciously while perpetrating criminal actions across international borders in the Middle East are dealt with using violent actions? Go on.

paquerette		2011-12-29 09:58:26 PM

It was Santa, with his fearsome claws, and his wife Mary.

/high five, subby

Gough		2011-12-29 10:49:24 PM

DNRTFA, but I'm assuming that they admitted to causing the death of 35 Armenian civilians? No?

SirEattonHogg		2011-12-29 10:55:15 PM

That's nobody's business but the Turks.

/Istanbul
//Constantinople

Arnamus73		2011-12-29 11:06:43 PM

Obscure?

reggaejunkiejew		2011-12-29 11:37:54 PM

Boy I can't wait till our military is routinely used against civilians too.

Badgers		2011-12-30 03:34:17 AM

Gough: DNRTFA, but I'm assuming that they admitted to causing the death of 35 Armenian civilians? No?

Needlessly slaughtering Armenians is so 100 years ago.
It's the Kurds' turn now.

/Mentioning the Armenian Genocide gets you jail there
//Because putting people in jail means it never happened