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(TMZ) Hero Paris Hilton unbanned from Vegas hotel. Finally, peace on Earth has been achieved   (tmz.com) divider line 40
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2011-12-29 05:07:38 PM
Paris Hilton still exists?
 
2011-12-29 06:08:59 PM
I think you meant "piece," subby.
 
2011-12-29 06:13:16 PM
troll.me
 
2011-12-29 06:13:47 PM
FTA "Paris had been blackballed..."

yeah, that sounds about right
 
2011-12-29 06:15:22 PM
sorry. i was thinking of the other attention whore.

/my bad
 
2011-12-29 06:23:55 PM
For a chick that seems to do nothing but party all the time, she sure stays in great shape. She's also been looking rather sexy lately, must be the long hair.
 
2011-12-29 06:26:10 PM
Can't she just stay in her own hotel???

/???
 
2011-12-29 06:27:28 PM
Mugato: Paris Hilton still exists?

Well, damn. I came here to say exactly this.
 
2011-12-29 06:29:16 PM
Thank God! Whatever could she do with her endless wealth if she couldn't go to that ONE place?
 
2011-12-29 06:38:28 PM
FTA: Paris has since completed her legal obligations -- now, it seems she's made good with Wynn, too.

So, she gave him a bj?
 
2011-12-29 06:41:18 PM
Why the fark does this merit a Hero tag,subby?
 
2011-12-29 06:43:03 PM
I would wear a full-body condom, but Yes. Yes I would.

/don't judge me!
//Okay, you can judge me.
 
2011-12-29 06:53:02 PM
I was about to slit my wrists after 1 last pass through Fark. Green lighting this saved my life.
 
2011-12-29 06:53:53 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi: Can't she just stay in her own hotel???

/???


Actually, I remember a few years ago, she got barred from the poker rooms at Hilton properties because she was such a crappy player.
 
2011-12-29 07:11:37 PM
How will Vegas ever recover its elegance after her return?
 
2011-12-29 07:18:23 PM
get busted with coke, at my place of business and I might have to ask you to leave just for a little while.
 
2011-12-29 07:19:45 PM
Been a while since she last disgraced herself, maybe the gal has changed ... nah
 
2011-12-29 07:51:37 PM
whooter: I would wear a full-body condom, but Yes. Yes I would.

/don't judge me!
//Okay, you can judge me.


people will judge us....I would too, followed by a full blood transfusion, a complete body gamma knife irradiation and kidney transplant. But I would.
 
2011-12-29 08:10:41 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi: Can't she just stay in her own hotel???

/???


THIS.
I remember first hearing about the "Paris Hilton" sex tape. I honestly had no friggin idea paris hilton was a person. I thought someone shot some secret video of people doing it at Hilton in Paris France.

/I admit it. I'd hit it. But out of spite
 
2011-12-29 08:15:39 PM
She's hot.
 
2011-12-29 08:50:46 PM
Why is this news? I love Vegas because it is really Sin City. The city's mayor is a former mob lawyer. How's that for being on the up and up? And I just read because he had term limits on him, he got his wife to run for mayor and she won election. The town is farked up in all kinds of ways and Paris fits right in.
 
2011-12-29 09:07:17 PM
skinink: Why is this news? I love Vegas because it is really Sin City. The city's mayor is a former mob lawyer. How's that for being on the up and up? And I just read because he had term limits on him, he got his wife to run for mayor and she won election. The town is farked up in all kinds of ways and Paris fits right in.

Man, I thought that was just made up on CSI a few weeks ago...
 
2011-12-29 10:02:32 PM
whooter: skinink: Why is this news? I love Vegas because it is really Sin City. The city's mayor is a former mob lawyer. How's that for being on the up and up? And I just read because he had term limits on him, he got his wife to run for mayor and she won election. The town is farked up in all kinds of ways and Paris fits right in.

Man, I thought that was just made up on CSI a few weeks ago...


CSI would have a tough time analyzing Paris Hiltons vagina drippings. They would never sort them all out. Yea I know this has nothing to do with the mob mayor but he he might have left his mark in her.
 
2011-12-29 10:13:10 PM
I LOVE Paris. And I would eat every inch of her hotness.

image.thehothits.com
 
2011-12-29 11:55:48 PM
Bummer, hadn't heard the name in a while and hoped she had disappeared up her own fetid backside.
 
2011-12-30 12:09:46 AM
Here's the pic from TFA:

ll-media.tmz.com
I'd hit it, and I wouldn't even mention those stupid glasses.
 
2011-12-30 01:03:52 AM
Poor thing. If only there was another hotel she could have gone to in the meantime.
 
2011-12-30 02:14:22 AM
While she is at the hotel, I wonder if people will use the rear entrance to avoid the press.
 
2011-12-30 03:47:56 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: While she is at the hotel, I wonder if people will use the rear entrance to avoid the press.

Oh I'm sure Paris will appreciate her visitors going in that way.
 
2011-12-30 05:06:01 AM
PSA:

SHE HAS HERPES!
 
2011-12-30 05:24:22 AM
litespeed74: I remember first hearing about the "Paris Hilton" sex tape. I honestly had no friggin idea paris hilton was a person. I thought someone shot some secret video of people doing it at Hilton in Paris France.

I think the difference is that fewer people have been in the hotel.
 
2011-12-30 06:42:40 AM
The hotel in France? Subby, you're not making any sense here, come back when you get your head out of your bum. Who's greenlighting this gibberish?
 
2011-12-30 07:01:53 AM
buckeyebrain: OOBE Juan Kenobi: Can't she just stay in her own hotel???

/???

Actually, I remember a few years ago, she got barred from the poker rooms at Hilton properties because she was such a crappy player.


Wouldn't that be good for the poker rooms? Or are they not allowed to take her money?
 
2011-12-30 08:08:15 AM
whooter: I would wear a full-body condom, but Yes. Yes I would.

/don't judge me!
//Okay, you can judge me.


She's an attractive woman, I can't judge you
 
2011-12-30 08:40:37 AM
If there was a bottom, I'd knock it out. I'd penis her real good.
 
2011-12-30 09:22:37 AM
9beers: For a chick that seems to do nothing but party all the time, she sure stays in great shape. She's also been looking rather sexy lately, must be the long hair.

Agreed that she actually looks good now. When the only thing you bring to the party is your looks, I'd think it'd make sense to actually be good looking. Now she finally is and she's no longer in the public eye as much.
 
2011-12-30 10:26:52 AM
Nogale: Actually, I remember a few years ago, she got barred from the poker rooms at Hilton properties because she was such a crappy player.

Wouldn't that be good for the poker rooms? Or are they not allowed to take her money?


They don't want their entire profit margin being blown on Paris' poor play. She has the bankroll to put a nice dent in that.
 
2011-12-30 01:29:12 PM
I never under$tood why everyone ha$ $uch a hate on for her. I think $he'$ incredibly beautiful and mo$t likely not a$ $hallow a$ $he appear$. While the re$t of you can $ay whatever about her, I would gladly marry her becau$e I'm $ure there'$ a humble and hone$t per$on beneath the glamoru$ layer.
 
2011-12-30 02:38:16 PM
Now the hotel can claim that they have the loosest slot in Vegas.
 
2011-12-30 06:15:44 PM
buckeyebrain: Nogale: Actually, I remember a few years ago, she got barred from the poker rooms at Hilton properties because she was such a crappy player.

Wouldn't that be good for the poker rooms? Or are they not allowed to take her money?

They don't want their entire profit margin being blown on Paris' poor play. She has the bankroll to put a nice dent in that.


She doesn't have anywhere close to enough money to make a dent in the bottom line at the Wynn. She's only worth 60-100 mil. Wynn made more than that every week so far this year. Net not gross.

\And poker is a rake game not a house game, so why would it even matter? The money just moves around the table with a percentage dropped in the box.
 
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