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Paris Hilton unbanned from Vegas hotel. Finally, peace on Earth has been achieved
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Mugato
2011-12-29 05:07:38 PM
Paris Hilton still exists?
Spoon over Marin
2011-12-29 06:08:59 PM
I think you meant "piece," subby.
SirTanon
2011-12-29 06:13:16 PM
opeth247
2011-12-29 06:13:47 PM
FTA "Paris had been blackballed..."
yeah, that sounds about right
opeth247
2011-12-29 06:15:22 PM
sorry. i was thinking of the other attention whore.
/my bad
9beers
2011-12-29 06:23:55 PM
For a chick that seems to do nothing but party all the time, she sure stays in great shape. She's also been looking rather sexy lately, must be the long hair.
OOBE Juan Kenobi
2011-12-29 06:26:10 PM
Can't she just stay in her own hotel???
/???
Zombie Eater
2011-12-29 06:27:28 PM
Mugato
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Paris Hilton still exists?
Well, damn. I came here to say exactly this.
Mega Steve
2011-12-29 06:29:16 PM
Thank God! Whatever could she do with her endless wealth if she couldn't go to that ONE place?
MBrady
2011-12-29 06:38:28 PM
FTA: Paris has since completed her legal obligations -- now, it seems she's made good with Wynn, too.
So, she gave him a bj?
Apos
2011-12-29 06:41:18 PM
Why the fark does this merit a Hero tag,subby?
whooter
2011-12-29 06:43:03 PM
I would wear a full-body condom, but Yes. Yes I would.
/don't judge me!
//Okay, you can judge me.
iron_city_ap
2011-12-29 06:53:02 PM
I was about to slit my wrists after 1 last pass through Fark. Green lighting this saved my life.
buckeyebrain
2011-12-29 06:53:53 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi
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Can't she just stay in her own hotel???
/???
Actually, I remember a few years ago, she got barred from the poker rooms at Hilton properties because she was such a crappy player.
TomD9938
2011-12-29 07:11:37 PM
How will Vegas ever recover its elegance after her return?
Kanemano
2011-12-29 07:18:23 PM
get busted with coke, at my place of business and I might have to ask you to leave just for a little while.
TravisBickle62
2011-12-29 07:19:45 PM
Been a while since she last disgraced herself, maybe the gal has changed ... nah
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-12-29 07:51:37 PM
whooter
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I would wear a full-body condom, but Yes. Yes I would.
/don't judge me!
//Okay, you can judge me.
people will judge us....I would too, followed by a full blood transfusion, a complete body gamma knife irradiation and kidney transplant. But I would.
litespeed74
2011-12-29 08:10:41 PM
OOBE Juan Kenobi
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Can't she just stay in her own hotel???
/???
THIS.
I remember first hearing about the "Paris Hilton" sex tape. I honestly had no friggin idea paris hilton was a person. I thought someone shot some secret video of people doing it at Hilton in Paris France.
/I admit it. I'd hit it. But out of spite
Kygz
2011-12-29 08:15:39 PM
She's hot.
skinink
2011-12-29 08:50:46 PM
Why is this news? I love Vegas because it is really Sin City. The city's mayor is a former mob lawyer. How's that for being on the up and up? And I just read because he had term limits on him, he got his wife to run for mayor and she won election. The town is farked up in all kinds of ways and Paris fits right in.
whooter
2011-12-29 09:07:17 PM
skinink
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Why is this news? I love Vegas because it is really Sin City. The city's mayor is a former mob lawyer. How's that for being on the up and up? And I just read because he had term limits on him, he got his wife to run for mayor and she won election. The town is farked up in all kinds of ways and Paris fits right in.
Man, I thought that was just made up on CSI a few weeks ago...
Intoxoman
2011-12-29 10:02:32 PM
whooter
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skinink: Why is this news? I love Vegas because it is really Sin City. The city's mayor is a former mob lawyer. How's that for being on the up and up? And I just read because he had term limits on him, he got his wife to run for mayor and she won election. The town is farked up in all kinds of ways and Paris fits right in.
Man, I thought that was just made up on CSI a few weeks ago...
CSI would have a tough time analyzing Paris Hiltons vagina drippings. They would never sort them all out. Yea I know this has nothing to do with the mob mayor but he he might have left his mark in her.
jmr61
2011-12-29 10:13:10 PM
I LOVE Paris. And I would eat every inch of her hotness.
Lou Cypher
2011-12-29 11:55:48 PM
Bummer, hadn't heard the name in a while and hoped she had disappeared up her own fetid backside.
thenateman
2011-12-30 12:09:46 AM
Here's the pic from TFA:
I'd hit it, and I wouldn't even mention those stupid glasses.
Hoopy Frood
2011-12-30 01:03:52 AM
Poor thing. If only there was another hotel she could have gone to in the meantime.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
2011-12-30 02:14:22 AM
While she is at the hotel, I wonder if people will use the rear entrance to avoid the press.
Apos
2011-12-30 03:47:56 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves
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While she is at the hotel, I wonder if people will use the rear entrance to avoid the press.
Oh I'm sure Paris will appreciate her visitors going in that way.
The_Sponge
2011-12-30 05:06:01 AM
PSA:
SHE HAS HERPES!
Gordon Bennett
2011-12-30 05:24:22 AM
litespeed74
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I remember first hearing about the "Paris Hilton" sex tape. I honestly had no friggin idea paris hilton was a person. I thought someone shot some secret video of people doing it at Hilton in Paris France.
I think the difference is that fewer people have been in the hotel.
Ooba Tooba
2011-12-30 06:42:40 AM
The hotel in France? Subby, you're not making any sense here, come back when you get your head out of your bum. Who's greenlighting this gibberish?
Nogale
2011-12-30 07:01:53 AM
buckeyebrain
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OOBE Juan Kenobi: Can't she just stay in her own hotel???
/???
Actually, I remember a few years ago, she got barred from the poker rooms at Hilton properties because she was such a
crappy player
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Wouldn't that be good for the poker rooms? Or are they not allowed to take her money?
Tat'dGreaser
2011-12-30 08:08:15 AM
whooter
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I would wear a full-body condom, but Yes. Yes I would.
/don't judge me!
//Okay, you can judge me.
She's an attractive woman, I can't judge you
Pwnchubr
2011-12-30 08:40:37 AM
If there was a bottom, I'd knock it out. I'd penis her real good.
LL316
2011-12-30 09:22:37 AM
9beers
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For a chick that seems to do nothing but party all the time, she sure stays in great shape. She's also been looking rather sexy lately, must be the long hair.
Agreed that she actually looks good now. When the only thing you bring to the party is your looks, I'd think it'd make sense to actually be good looking. Now she finally is and she's no longer in the public eye as much.
buckeyebrain
2011-12-30 10:26:52 AM
Nogale
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Actually, I remember a few years ago, she got barred from the poker rooms at Hilton properties because she was such a crappy player.
Wouldn't that be good for the poker rooms? Or are they not allowed to take her money?
They don't want their entire profit margin being blown on Paris' poor play. She has the bankroll to put a nice dent in that.
hitmanric
2011-12-30 01:29:12 PM
I never under$tood why everyone ha$ $uch a hate on for her. I think $he'$ incredibly beautiful and mo$t likely not a$ $hallow a$ $he appear$. While the re$t of you can $ay whatever about her, I would gladly marry her becau$e I'm $ure there'$ a humble and hone$t per$on beneath the glamoru$ layer.
TF2_Pyro
2011-12-30 02:38:16 PM
Now the hotel can claim that they have the loosest slot in Vegas.
scandalrag
2011-12-30 06:15:44 PM
buckeyebrain
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Nogale: Actually, I remember a few years ago, she got barred from the poker rooms at Hilton properties because she was such a crappy player.
Wouldn't that be good for the poker rooms? Or are they not allowed to take her money?
They don't want their entire profit margin being blown on Paris' poor play. She has the bankroll to put a nice dent in that.
She doesn't have anywhere close to enough money to make a dent in the bottom line at the Wynn. She's only worth 60-100 mil. Wynn made more than that every week so far this year. Net not gross.
\And poker is a rake game not a house game, so why would it even matter? The money just moves around the table with a percentage dropped in the box.
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