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FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-29 04:20:05 PM

She should feel lucky she wasn't shot to death, then tased, then shot some more.

Sandwiches are deadly weapons, and the cops can't afford to play around with some terrorist that's holding everyone hostage with a reuben.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-12-29 04:23:57 PM

FTA...The records didn't state whether the sandwich was hot or cold or whether it was a Reuben, BLT, Dagwood, grilled cheese, Monte Cristo, sloppy Joe, tuna melt, French dip, panini, club, grinder, Vegemite, peanut butter and jelly or some other sandwich entirely.

Sandwiches typically are not used as weapons.

Is Ric Romero reporting for this organization now?

FirstNationalBastard

2011-12-29 04:25:09 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FTA...The records didn't state whether the sandwich was hot or cold or whether it was a Reuben, BLT, Dagwood, grilled cheese, Monte Cristo, sloppy Joe, tuna melt, French dip, panini, club, grinder, Vegemite, peanut butter and jelly or some other sandwich entirely.

Sandwiches typically are not used as weapons.

Is Ric Romero reporting for this organization now?

Bah!

Ric Romero would have described how each of those sandwiches were made!

Cagey B

2011-12-29 04:33:59 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FTA...The records didn't state whether the sandwich was hot or cold or whether it was a Reuben, BLT, Dagwood, grilled cheese, Monte Cristo, sloppy Joe, tuna melt, French dip, panini, club, grinder, Vegemite, peanut butter and jelly or some other sandwich entirely.

Sandwiches typically are not used as weapons.

Is Ric Romero reporting for this organization now?

"Some people have taken to enjoying various foods without the use of utensils by conveniently placing them between two slices of bread."

I_Am_Weasel

2011-12-29 07:10:59 PM

Took a bite than threw it?

Is that something like a grenade sandwich?

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2011-12-29 07:24:38 PM

Ryker's Peninsula

2011-12-29 07:47:24 PM

I would have gone with the "Hero" tab.

martid4

2011-12-29 07:47:47 PM

Well, you know it wasn't a skrimp sandwich.

thatboyoverthere

2011-12-29 07:52:50 PM

I can see the cop blinking for a few seconds in confusion and thinking "Who throws a sandwich? Honestly."

Amos Quito

2011-12-29 07:53:51 PM

martid4: Well, you know it wasn't a skrimp sandwich.

Biatch! You stole my line!

/Shakes tiny sandwich in frustration

Amos Quito

2011-12-29 07:54:54 PM

You gonna' git sammiched!

StokeyBob

2011-12-29 08:00:35 PM

So now somewhere in the bowels of the halls of justice sets an evidence bag with a sandwich in it, skewered by the sacrificed pencil used to bag it.

Bob_Sled

2011-12-29 08:03:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: FTA...The records didn't state whether the sandwich was hot or cold or whether it was a Reuben, BLT, Dagwood, grilled cheese, Monte Cristo, sloppy Joe, tuna melt, French dip, panini, club, grinder, Vegemite, peanut butter and jelly or some other sandwich entirely.

Sandwiches typically are not used as weapons.

Is Ric Romero reporting for this organization now?

To a cop, any sandwich is a club

That's a load of baloney.

Porous Horace

2011-12-29 08:05:43 PM

FTA "The records didn't state whether the sandwich was hot or cold or ..."

Spare us your pathetic attempts at humour, keyboard lackey. Just try to get the spelling and grammar right, that's all we ask.

PvtHike

2011-12-29 08:09:59 PM

Great, now Obama will try to take our sammiches away.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2011-12-29 08:10:56 PM

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PvtHike

2011-12-29 08:15:00 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Uh, oh better call the
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I think I laughed at that more than I should've.

thisisarepeat

2011-12-29 08:20:50 PM

They were blocking traffic? Cop should have shot them both.

Ayn Rand's Cervix

2011-12-29 08:29:03 PM

headline makes no sense. If it's suppose to be a joke about "no butts about it" it tries way too hard

ununcle

2011-12-29 08:31:15 PM

Ayn Rand's Cervix: headline makes no sense. If it's suppose to be a joke about "no butts about it" it tries way too hard

I think it's a take on no bones.

I still tries to hard.

Enemabag Jones

2011-12-29 08:35:32 PM

After reading the article I think of a rules when dealing with police video Chris Rock made a few years back.

CaptSS

2011-12-29 08:50:55 PM

If it had been white bread would we even be reading about it?

tetsoushima

2011-12-29 09:17:11 PM

I wasn't aware that popeye's made sandwiches.

culebra

2011-12-29 10:39:55 PM

You might even say it went a-rye.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-12-29 10:51:01 PM

tetsoushima: I wasn't aware that popeye's made sandwiches.

I know they used to have a chicken Po' Boy sandwich.

nauseaa

2011-12-30 12:54:02 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Uh, oh better call the
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Came for the fried clams, left satisfied at the end of the summer.

nucular bum

2011-12-30 02:00:49 AM

culebra: You might even say it went a-rye.

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Gordon Bennett

2011-12-30 05:27:41 AM

Sandwiches typically are not used as weapons.

They are when made with dwarf bread.

Mr. Shabooboo

2011-12-30 07:24:01 AM

His hero sandwich looked like a gun.

Jamieboy

2011-12-30 07:31:22 AM

Jacobs was found with a pill not prescribed to him. He said he got it from "his cousin in Palm Beach County."

I'm trying to come up with something witty to say but I'm drawing a blank. It must be all the prescription drugs my "cousin" gives me. Going to make a sandwich and come back later after my Dexedrine® high mellows out.

ArmagedDan

2011-12-30 01:33:35 PM