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(Hartford Courant) Dumbass If using an unregistered crane that will not pass physical inspection, select a location more than 250 feet away from the office of the state crane inspector   (courant.com) divider line 13
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Staffist [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 05:15:26 PM
From heron out they will.
 
apathy2673
2011-12-29 05:52:30 PM
Detective Richard Cop...Dick cop.
 
evil saltine
2011-12-29 05:53:56 PM
What about mental inspection? Are we good on that?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 05:54:20 PM
Years ago (longer than the statute of limitations) I operated a crane without a license in Connecticut. I was more than 250 feet away from the nearest inspector and was not arrested. Is it legal if the proper operator is 30 feet away calling out instructions?
 
jagec
2011-12-29 05:55:54 PM
Yet another example of government over-regulation. If workers don't want to be killed in crane accidents, they'll simply hire safer cranes, and let the invisible hand of the free market put the unsafe ones out of operation.
 
evil saltine
2011-12-29 06:03:50 PM
jagec: Yet another example of government over-regulation. If workers don't want to be killed in crane accidents, they'll simply hire safer cranes, and let the invisible hand of the free market put the unsafe ones out of operation.

You could also go with "They were forced to do it because Obama ruined the economy."
 
SBinRR
2011-12-29 06:04:10 PM
A crane that liked to be inspected:
images.usatoday.com
 
yo-de-yo-yo
2011-12-29 06:14:56 PM
jagec: Yet another example of government over-regulation. If workers don't want to be killed in crane accidents, they'll simply hire safer cranes, and let the invisible hand of the free market put the unsafe ones out of operation.

I think it's really a case of the invisible hand of the free market weeding out the unqualified. Ta da!
 
Mentalenemasquad
2011-12-29 06:16:14 PM
SBinRR: A crane that liked to be inspected:
[images.usatoday.com image 180x180]

FTW...
 
netringer [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 07:38:30 PM
apathy2673: Detective Richard Cop...Dick cop.

Was the inspector's name "Crain?"
 
Unobtanium
2011-12-29 08:53:19 PM
"I'm Detective Cop."
"Yes, but what's your name?"
"Cop"
"Yes, but what's your name?"
etc.

/"Just who is this Claw fellow?"
//"I AM THE CRAW!"
 
Launch Code
2011-12-29 09:37:33 PM
So the state crane inspector, inspects crane operators and cranes. But he had to call a detective to launch an investigation to verify if the crane operator was qualified to operate a crane. Why didn't he waddle 250 yards back to his office and look the guys name up on his computer?
 
earthworm2.0
2011-12-30 01:27:47 AM
I can see Cleary's now the crane is gone.....
 
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