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(Politico) Scary Newt and Callista Gingrich will have an interview in People Magazine, which has clearly expanded from covering people to anything temporarily taking human form   (politico.com) divider line 149
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2011-12-29 06:12:01 PM
tunc.biz4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-12-29 06:44:30 PM
vreetvreetvreetvreetvreet
 
2011-12-29 06:45:00 PM
files.brobible.com
 
2011-12-29 06:46:22 PM
Now, be nice. She probably only had that plastic surgery as Newt told her that without it she would not be pretty enough to be a First Lady. And we all know in Newt's world that is grounds for divorce. If you've gone 3, 4 is not going to hurt you any more.
 
2011-12-29 06:46:28 PM
totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-12-29 06:48:54 PM
I had no idea she was the same age as his daughter... Well parts of her anyway. I imagine the other parts are the same age as his grandchild.
 
2011-12-29 06:49:01 PM
Except Callista isn't joking...
 
2011-12-29 06:50:21 PM
stay classy Fark...
 
2011-12-29 06:51:26 PM
Right... Like she's allowed to speak.
 
2011-12-29 06:52:07 PM
Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

Oh stop it. Conservative radio can call Michelle Obama (possibly the hottest first lady ever IMO) fat but we can't say Callista Gingrich looks like the Joker?

Look at her! She's a frigin wax statue!
 
2011-12-29 06:53:51 PM
Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

Why the hell are on the fark if you want class? Why the hell are you even on the intertubes? Or maybe you're just a stupid troll who laughs at the racist pics of Obama that regularly get posted here while feigning outrage at what goes on in threads like this.
 
2011-12-29 06:55:16 PM
12349876: Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

Why the hell are on the fark if you want class? Why the hell are you even on the intertubes? Or maybe you're just a stupid troll who laughs at the racist pics of Obama that regularly get posted here while feigning outrage at what goes on in threads like this.


He's a troll account, dude.
 
2011-12-29 06:56:18 PM
Funny how Farkers have such a short memory about that Penguin Guy up ^there.^
 
2011-12-29 06:56:54 PM
Lunchlady: Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

Oh stop it. Conservative radio can call Michelle Obama (possibly the hottest first lady ever IMO) fat


That lady is not skinny...
 
2011-12-29 06:57:08 PM
12349876: Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

Why the hell are on the fark if you want class? Why the hell are you even on the intertubes? Or maybe you're just a stupid troll who laughs at the racist pics of Obama that regularly get posted here while feigning outrage at what goes on in threads like this.


Really? Racist pics of Obama REGULARY get posted on Fark?
 
2011-12-29 06:57:48 PM
Trolls. Is there nothing they can't do?
 
2011-12-29 07:00:38 PM
i855.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-29 07:01:30 PM
whidbey: Trolls. Is there nothing they can't do?

They cannot defend the disgusting smear campaign against Newt Gingrich and his wife, because nobody can. Anyone who questions the policy platform of Gingrich should be jailed. That includes everyone. Gingrich wants to create jobs for adults and children and people stand against him. That's what happens when you allow freedom of speech. Democrats are allowed to confront our smartest, most intelligent, most sexually-prolific politicians and weakly prod at Newt Gingrich's unassailable worldview. This is pathetic.
 
2011-12-29 07:02:42 PM
I really hope she talks about what ever the hell she did to age so poorly/creepy... alcohol, cigs, drugs, sun, being around the biggest asshole on the planet, etc. so I can know what to avoid. 45 should not look that creepy. CREEPY!!!
 
2011-12-29 07:04:58 PM
Mike_LowELL: whidbey: Trolls. Is there nothing they can't do?

They cannot defend the disgusting smear campaign against Newt Gingrich and his wife, because nobody can. Anyone who questions the policy platform of Gingrich should be jailed. That includes everyone. Gingrich wants to create jobs for adults and children and people stand against him. That's what happens when you allow freedom of speech. Democrats are allowed to confront our smartest, most intelligent, most sexually-prolific politicians and weakly prod at Newt Gingrich's unassailable worldview. This is pathetic.


I see, Callista scares the beejesus outta you too, doesn't she.
 
2011-12-29 07:05:15 PM
GGracie: I really hope she talks about what ever the hell she did to age so poorly/creepy... alcohol, cigs, drugs, sun, being around the biggest asshole on the planet, etc. so I can know what to avoid. 45 should not look that creepy. CREEPY!!!

There was a story about a blogger who tried to get her hair like that and in so doing got a quote from a neighbor of Gingrich who said she always looks like that. The blogger's hair dresser said it would take a treatment every week or two and a good 30 minutes on the hair alone never mind her face every morning for it to look like that. Which leads to the question; at what point did someone say that look was for her and then convinced her to do that EVERY DAY.
 
2011-12-29 07:06:47 PM
Free_Chilly_Willy: Lunchlady: Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

Oh stop it. Conservative radio can call Michelle Obama (possibly the hottest first lady ever IMO) fat

That lady is not skinny...


and Callista looks like the Joker. Fairs fair.
 
2011-12-29 07:06:49 PM
Mike_LowELL: whidbey: Trolls. Is there nothing they can't do?

They cannot defend the disgusting smear campaign against Newt Gingrich and his wife, because nobody can. Anyone who questions the policy platform of Gingrich should be jailed. That includes everyone. Gingrich wants to create jobs for adults and children and people stand against him. That's what happens when you allow freedom of speech. Democrats are allowed to confront our smartest, most intelligent, most sexually-prolific politicians and weakly prod at Newt Gingrich's unassailable worldview. This is pathetic.


10/10. You're really good at this.
 
2011-12-29 07:07:29 PM
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com

Bachmann/Gingrich 2012
"Blood & Souls For Lord Arioch!"
 
2011-12-29 07:09:02 PM
Free_Chilly_Willy: Lunchlady: Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

Oh stop it. Conservative radio can call Michelle Obama (possibly the hottest first lady ever IMO) fat

That lady is not skinny...


She's in shape, and you're a fat neckbearded farkwit that nobody gives two rat turds about.
 
2011-12-29 07:09:17 PM
Lunchlady: Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

Oh stop it. Conservative radio can call Michelle Obama (possibly the hottest first lady ever IMO) fat but we can't say Callista Gingrich looks like the Joker?

Look at her! She's a frigin wax statue!


I don't know about "hottest ever," but she's certainly a classy and smart woman. I'd totally do her if I weren't racked with performance anxiety over how disappointed she'd be from going from farking the leader of the free world a black guy to my dishearteningly average whiteboy schlong.

And speaking of hot first ladies, am I the only one who thinks Laura Bush was cute? Can't tell if it was because she was always immaculately dressed and coiffed but yeah, I'd hit that. Gotta be an improvement over George.

/would also bang Nancy Pelosi if the lighting and alcohol were just right
 
2011-12-29 07:10:12 PM
tinyarena: I see, Callista scares the beejesus outta you too, doesn't she.

I have reported you to Electronic Arts' Origin digital distribution service department. They will preemptively ban any account you attempt to create on the service. There will be a checkbox asking "Are you tinyarena?" and when you click that checkbox, you will be banned for being tinyarena. Good luck attempting to play the most entertaining interactive entertainment experiences in interactive entertainment, those created by Electronic Arts.

Dwight_Yeast: 10/10. You're really good at this.

Thank you. I am merely attempting to explain that Democrats should be jailed for their crimes against the United States. I do not believe this is unreasonable.
 
2011-12-29 07:10:27 PM
Mike_LowELL: whidbey: Trolls. Is there nothing they can't do?

They cannot defend the disgusting smear campaign against Newt Gingrich and his wife, because nobody can. Anyone who questions the policy platform of Gingrich should be jailed. That includes everyone. Gingrich wants to create jobs for adults and children and people stand against him. That's what happens when you allow freedom of speech. Democrats are allowed to confront our smartest, most intelligent, most sexually-prolific politicians and weakly prod at Newt Gingrich's unassailable worldview. This is pathetic.


I love you. You are the best I've seen in a long, long time. Don't ever change.
 
2011-12-29 07:11:33 PM
whidbey 2011-12-29 06:57:48 PM
Trolls. Is there nothing they can't do?

Hmm, think for themselves?
Make sense?
Use anything approaching logic?
Blat out LEFTY talking points?


Poop little bats?

Wiggle their bobbed tails to make the jingly bells jingle?
 
2011-12-29 07:12:18 PM
Rent is too damn high: and Callista looks like the Joker. Fairs fair.

No. One is a fact, Mrs Obama is what society, medical professionals would consider overweight, but somehow WE need to watch what we eat.

the other is an opinion, based on nothing more than FARK political hate against conservatives.
 
2011-12-29 07:12:50 PM
Oh come now subby, these creatures have clearly taken on a humanoid form.
 
2011-12-29 07:14:06 PM
Lunchlady: GGracie: I really hope she talks about what ever the hell she did to age so poorly/creepy... alcohol, cigs, drugs, sun, being around the biggest asshole on the planet, etc. so I can know what to avoid. 45 should not look that creepy. CREEPY!!!

There was a story about a blogger who tried to get her hair like that and in so doing got a quote from a neighbor of Gingrich who said she always looks like that. The blogger's hair dresser said it would take a treatment every week or two and a good 30 minutes on the hair alone never mind her face every morning for it to look like that. Which leads to the question; at what point did someone say that look was for her and then convinced her to do that EVERY DAY.


That has got to be some hardcore 60's-style curlers/back brushing with industrial strength Aquanet hairspray. The color makes her look 60. Some of the pictures of her show some serious wrinkles. She's been banging Newt since '93 so I'm guessing Newt sucked the youth right out of her.
 
2011-12-29 07:15:15 PM
seriously whats with the eyes on all these republican women...
 
2011-12-29 07:16:23 PM
 
2011-12-29 07:19:25 PM
Virulency: seriously whats with the eyes on all these republican women...

Daddy issues?
 
2011-12-29 07:20:04 PM
Dear Current Concubine,

msnbcmedia3.msn.com

This is suuuuuuch a better look for you.

Just saying.
 
2011-12-29 07:20:10 PM
Virulency: seriously whats with the eyes on all these republican women...

They are super focused on their ideals... IDEALS! IDEALS!!!
 
2011-12-29 07:20:17 PM
Free_Chilly_Willy: No. One is a fact, Mrs Obama is what society, medical professionals would consider overweight, but somehow WE need to watch what we eat.

what's her body fat percentage? If you don't know, then you can't make that assertion.
 
2011-12-29 07:20:26 PM
DarnoKonrad: Virulency: seriously whats with the eyes on all these republican women...

Daddy issues?


That would explain Orange County...
 
2011-12-29 07:20:35 PM
I've told the story in several Newt threads, so I won't repeat it. But I hope People asks Newt why he stiffed me on a huge bar tab back in 1999, in addition to having a hissy fit.
 
2011-12-29 07:20:55 PM
GGracie: I really hope she talks about what ever the hell she did to age so poorly/creepy... alcohol, cigs, drugs, sun, being around the biggest asshole on the planet, etc. so I can know what to avoid. 45 should not look that creepy. CREEPY!!!

She's 45?!????

*checks googles*

Holy crap.
 
2011-12-29 07:21:21 PM
Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 345x314][i.imgur.com image 460x307]

Bachmann/Gingrich 2012
"Blood & Souls For Lord Arioch!"


S'gotta be something in the water. IIRC, Laura Bush sported the same crazy eyes every so now and then...
 
2011-12-29 07:23:06 PM
[cabalistically transforms a copy of the First Amendment into a beautifully elaborate and artistic titanium and steel jeweller's screwdriver, jams it energetically into Mike_Lowell's left ear, makes a few extremely delicate adjustments, then removes screwdriver and wipes off the goopy motor oil and earwax lumps]

In Not the Soviet Union, kittens with screwdrivers mess with YOU!!.
 
2011-12-29 07:23:10 PM
Mike_LowELL: Anyone who questions the policy platform of Gingrich should be jailed.

img830.imageshack.us
 
2011-12-29 07:23:17 PM
Free_Chilly_Willy: No. One is a fact, Mrs Obama is what society, medical professionals would consider overweight, but somehow WE need to watch what we eat.

My doctor is slightly overweight, and he had the GALL to tell me that being fat is unhealthy. So I told him "FARK YOU PINKO COMMIE AND YOUR FAT MONITORING WAYS!" Then I went to Wendy's, got 2 Baconators, and ate them in my truck while blaring "Born in the USA".
 
2011-12-29 07:26:37 PM
syzygy whizz: Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 345x314][i.imgur.com image 460x307]

Bachmann/Gingrich 2012
"Blood & Souls For Lord Arioch!"

S'gotta be something in the water. IIRC, Laura Bush sported the same crazy eyes every so now and then...


There's some plastic surgeon in DC with a very particular fetish...
 
2011-12-29 07:27:21 PM
i.imgur.com

And heres some quality America ass right here. O so much better than that scrawny Michelle Obama's ass.(don't worry. You won't have to sit next to her on your flight, as your seat will be given to her).
i.imgur.com
 
2011-12-29 07:27:44 PM
Why is Free_Chilly_Willy so CONCEEEERRRRNED if he named himself after a naturally highly blubbericious sea animal!?
 
2011-12-29 07:28:12 PM
Funbags: [i.imgur.com image 345x314][i.imgur.com image 460x307]

Bachmann/Gingrich 2012
"Blood & Souls For Lord Arioch!"


I'm re-reading the Elric saga so I'm getting a kick out of that post.
 
2011-12-29 07:29:40 PM
Free_Chilly_Willy: stay classy Fark...

img59.imageshack.us
 
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