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(Some Guy) Amusing Farting $2.00, Iced Blood $2.00, Wife $3.99. And these are the less obscene ones from the list of top 10 most outrageous credit card charges   (dailyfinance.com) divider line 70
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downstairs [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 05:19:55 PM
I was thinking Iced Blood could be some halloween-themed drink, but that reciept is from early September.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 06:26:52 PM
You can get paid $2 for farting? Ima gonna be rich!
 
Voiceofreason01
2011-12-29 06:27:10 PM
$50 - slideshow
 
j__z
2011-12-29 06:30:18 PM
I want to party with the Bruins
 
RandomExcess
2011-12-29 06:31:32 PM
Big charges are now obscene? Are people expected to carry that kind of cash around?
 
Anderson's Pooper
2011-12-29 06:31:33 PM
bingethinker

Beat me to it. I'll only charge $1.50 and make it up on volume.

Also:

Stanley Cup: Priceless
NBA: Tasteless


/Iced Bloody Mary?
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-12-29 06:32:02 PM

Farting $2.00


Wow, the price of gas has gone up.
 
Derigiberble
2011-12-29 06:33:53 PM
The "cockroach" one is pretty clearly the server crediting the entire order. I would guess because of an insect of some sort in the food but I'm not sure.
 
evil saltine
2011-12-29 06:35:15 PM
like this collection of 10 outrageous cash register receipts that have gone viral on the web, courtesy of BuzzFeed.


Don't link to the article or anything. That would be too much work.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/freecreditscore/the-10-most-obscene-credit-c ar d-purchases (new window)
 
some_beer_drinker
2011-12-29 06:35:26 PM
bingethinker: You can get paid $2 for farting? Ima gonna be rich!

that's what i thought, but after taxes, and skid mark fees....it aint worth it man. just a dream.
 
caddisfly
2011-12-29 06:35:50 PM
I wonder what venue in Vegas charges $48 for a six-pack of Red Bull? Think scantily clad women were involved? Couldn't be. LeBron is all class.
 
James10952001
2011-12-29 06:38:03 PM
I'd hate to see what kinda wife I could get for $3.99.
 
C_Canuk
2011-12-29 06:39:17 PM
caddisfly: I wonder what venue in Vegas charges $48 for a six-pack of Red Bull? Think scantily clad women were involved? Couldn't be. LeBron is all class.

All of them

6 sold individually at 8 bucks each (300-400% markup) in a mini fridge.
 
Corvus
2011-12-29 06:39:37 PM
caddisfly: I wonder what venue in Vegas charges $48 for a six-pack of Red Bull? Think scantily clad women were involved? Couldn't be. LeBron is all class.

Heck normal clubs charge that in LV when you get bottle service. So a bottle of Vodka is like $250+ and if you want the red bull they add $48.
 
Arn_Dee
2011-12-29 06:41:24 PM
How dare they mis-spell Guinness.
/wonder how many of those 78 were solely for Janick?
//Up the irons!
 
Just_a_Bear
2011-12-29 06:44:00 PM
evil saltine: like this collection of 10 outrageous cash register receipts that have gone viral on the web, courtesy of BuzzFeed.

Don't link to the article or anything. That would be too much work.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/freecreditscore/the-10-most-obscene-credit-c ar d-purchases (new window)

Hmm, a magnum of Grey Goose is $133 retail, so the $925 charge is ... about expected. Ouch.
 
DeadGeek
2011-12-29 06:46:15 PM
James10952001: I'd hate to see what kinda wife I could get for $3.99.

Mine, PLEASE
 
jagec
2011-12-29 06:46:31 PM
RandomExcess: Big charges are now obscene? Are people expected to carry that kind of cash around?

No, paying $9 for Bud Light is obscene.
 
grxymkjbn
2011-12-29 06:46:35 PM
From the rest of the receipt, I'm guessing "Iced Blood" was short for "Bloody Mary".
 
Mega Steve
2011-12-29 06:46:45 PM
How much for farting iced blood? Just curious...
 
bump [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 06:47:29 PM
$3.99 for a wife?

Signe me up - most of them cost half of everything a man every had. $3.99 is a cake walk...
 
PluckYew
2011-12-29 06:47:40 PM
s3-ak.buzzfed.com

Is TheBron paying $272.00 for water? Is a Red Bull 6 pack really $48.00? Man I wish I had 'I don't give a shiat what it costs' money. A fool and his money? One can hope.

/hot
 
DeadGeek
2011-12-29 06:49:53 PM
bump: $3.99 for a wife?

Signe me up - most of them cost half of everything a man every had. $3.99 is a cake walk...

Actually, it's getting rid of them that costs you half of everything.
 
Kar98
2011-12-29 06:52:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
utsagrad123 [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 06:52:46 PM
i594.photobucket.com

Money for nothing? Well hopefully he got his chicks for free.
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 06:54:58 PM
Corvus: caddisfly: I wonder what venue in Vegas charges $48 for a six-pack of Red Bull? Think scantily clad women were involved? Couldn't be. LeBron is all class.

Heck normal clubs charge that in LV when you get bottle service. So a bottle of Vodka is like $250+ and if you want the red bull they add $48.

Yeah. I stayed at the Luxor (November of this year actually) when I went out and the prices were outrageous in house. I was playing $2 roulette (Because I AM that big of a spender), and some guy came up and started passing out business cards to everyone at the cluster of slot machines. According to him, there was a club, just off the Venitian, that catered to "VIPs" like us. And a "free" limo ride to whoever took him up on it.

10 seconds of Google work later showed the strip club was overpriced, even by Vegas standards (tons of negative reviews online about people falling for the scam). I got a comped ticket to one of the shows and saw 90 minutes of titties in house.
 
Anastacya
2011-12-29 06:55:45 PM
Relevant (new window)
 
WyDave
2011-12-29 06:57:12 PM
Once got a receipt from a taco stand in Tucson letting me know that I had actually purchased a breakfart burrito at 2:00AM after a night of drinking. It was prophetic.
 
JNowe
2011-12-29 06:59:13 PM
$3.99 for a wife? Dude, you paid too much.
 
XMark
2011-12-29 07:00:55 PM
Mega Steve: How much for farting iced blood? Just curious...

You should probably see a doctor for that.
 
Nick Nostril
2011-12-29 07:02:46 PM
$20k bar bill for Iron Maiden? Those dudes are real troopers.
 
Kann
2011-12-29 07:05:05 PM
Why the hell would they post that story with absolutely no explanation regarding any of the pictures. Journalism is dead!
 
Eirik
2011-12-29 07:06:38 PM
WyDave: Once got a receipt from a taco stand in Tucson letting me know that I had actually purchased a breakfart burrito at 2:00AM after a night of drinking. It was prophetic.

Why would you need the receipt to tell you what was all over the front of your shirt the next morning?
 
buckler [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 07:16:04 PM
Sensitiveborderarea: I wonder if that guy who paid money for nothing gets his chicks checks for free.

FTFY. Still not any better.
 
Onagarf
2011-12-29 07:22:05 PM
All I can say is that there's new meaning to the expression "money for nothing".
 
Joce678
2011-12-29 07:24:50 PM
evil saltine: like this collection of 10 outrageous cash register receipts that have gone viral on the web, courtesy of BuzzFeed.

Don't link to the article or anything. That would be too much work.

Yeah, I was wondering where the 'article' part of the article was...
 
skinink
2011-12-29 07:27:43 PM
The Bruins had just won their fist Stanley Cup since the Bobby Orr years in the 70's, and last year's championship run was probably one of the more memorable of the four Boston teams. That bill doesn't seem too outrageous.
 
hobblekitty [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 07:32:31 PM
Kar98: [i.imgur.com image 640x856]

I want my penny back! U guys r gay goes horribly with 211. *shakes tiny fist*

/everything goes horribly with 211
 
buttery_shame_cave
2011-12-29 07:42:02 PM
Nick Nostril: $20k bar bill for Iron Maiden? Those dudes are real troopers.

the 20k is in norwegian krons(crowns). translates to like 3k and change USD.

still a lot of booze.
 
foxyshadis
2011-12-29 07:42:27 PM
Alternately, most of these sound like they could be drink names, and might have been submitted humorously.

The half-million dollar ticket - here's to blowing your wad getting wasted. Cheers!
 
foo monkey
2011-12-29 07:43:24 PM
bingethinker: You can get paid $2 for farting? Ima gonna be rich!

If you look carefully, it's $1 per fart.
 
Feral Duhbya
2011-12-29 07:48:17 PM
$3.99 you get short-time wife. You want long-time wife $17.99.

I not trust you pay up front.
 
noit
2011-12-29 07:59:40 PM
Why did this person use some weird magnifying glass convention instead of making the pictures big enough to see?
 
UsikFark
2011-12-29 08:17:34 PM
Eirik: WyDave: Once got a receipt from a taco stand in Tucson letting me know that I had actually purchased a breakfart burrito at 2:00AM after a night of drinking. It was prophetic.

Why would you need the receipt to tell you what was all over the front of your shirt the next morning?

I see you don't have a CPA...

noit: Why did this person use some weird magnifying glass convention instead of making the pictures big enough to see?

The real article:
Link, not a slideshow (new window)
Has normal pictures, and you can see more (ALL) of the receipt. The magnifying glass was a weak attempt to provide a "value added" slideshow.
 
DrippinBalls [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 08:20:19 PM
Listen, for 50 cents (yes, 50 cents) I'll squat in your face, expel gas that will burn your nose hairs, and you'll thank me later. Just don't smoke, ok?
 
Radak
2011-12-29 08:20:30 PM
Kann: Why the hell would they post that story with absolutely no explanation regarding any of the pictures. Journalism is dead!

Because the guy trained in how to grab graphics from another site and photoshop them to the point of being far less informative than the originals is not trained in actual penmanship. Duh.
 
UsikFark
2011-12-29 08:21:01 PM
Kar98: [i.imgur.com image 640x856]
i.imgur.com

Hmm, homophobic slur, or offer of fellatio?
 
SharkTrager
2011-12-29 08:23:31 PM
This guy is doing it wrong. Wives are like hookers. You pay them to go away.
 
Nick Nostril
2011-12-29 08:31:11 PM
buttery_shame_cave: Nick Nostril: $20k bar bill for Iron Maiden? Those dudes are real troopers.

the 20k is in norwegian krons(crowns). translates to like 3k and change USD.

still a lot of booze.

Le sigh. Oh the wasted years trying to be punny on Fark. Time to run for the hills I guess.
 
no icon tact
2011-12-29 08:31:53 PM
foo monkey: bingethinker: You can get paid $2 for farting? Ima gonna be rich!

If you look carefully, it's $1 per fart.

If you smell carefully, each fart is unique in volume, resonance, and aroma.

We (work cohorts) run up a $1200+ at the local dive bar, on beer special Wednesdays.
/no 6L bubbly
//just beers
///lots and lots of beers
//beer
 
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