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(970 WFLA) Florida ♫ On the 12th day of Christmas a robber gave to me / A written apology ♫   (970wfla.com) divider line 7
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DarwiOdrade [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 01:23:49 PM
...Eleven stolen TVs,
Ten grams of cocaine,
Nine knock-off handbags,
Eight ATM cards,
Seven fake Ben Franklins,
Six SS numbers,
Five "golden" rings ,
Four illegal guns,
Three hub caps,
Two smuggled birds,
And a toll-booth RFID.
 
sexy-fetus
2011-12-29 05:07:31 PM
Nice written confession there.
Never talk to cops (new window)
 
Mentalenemasquad
2011-12-29 05:26:26 PM
DarwiOdrade: ...Eleven stolen TVs,
Ten grams of cocaine,
Nine knock-off handbags,
Eight ATM cards,
Seven fake Ben Franklins,
Six SS numbers,
Five "golden" rings ,
Four illegal guns,
Three hub caps,
Two smuggled birds,
And a toll-booth RFID.

Switch 3 and 4 around, and you'll have a complete set...
 
Delfins
2011-12-29 05:28:17 PM
My very first CSB...

Have some friends that had their lawn equipment stolen from their garage. About 6 months later, it reappeared with a note. The note read, " Sorry for stealing your lawn equipment. My family is new in town and we had no way of supporting ourselves. Now that we are on our feet, for the use of your lawn equipment, please accept the Oilers tickets(just dated the story alittle) on us. Thank you for helping my family"

So they go to the Oilers game, come home.... ALL THEIR STUFF WAS STOLEN!!!! ALL OF IT!

//tcsb
 
Mentalenemasquad
2011-12-29 05:38:33 PM
Delfins: My very first CSB...

Have some friends that had their lawn equipment stolen from their garage. About 6 months later, it reappeared with a note. The note read, " Sorry for stealing your lawn equipment. My family is new in town and we had no way of supporting ourselves. Now that we are on our feet, for the use of your lawn equipment, please accept the Oilers tickets(just dated the story alittle) on us. Thank you for helping my family"

So they go to the Oilers game, come home.... ALL THEIR STUFF WAS STOLEN!!!! ALL OF IT!

//tcsb

Came for a happy ending. Leaving disappointed...
 
Delfins
2011-12-29 05:40:42 PM
Mentalenemasquad: Delfins: My very first CSB...

Have some friends that had their lawn equipment stolen from their garage. About 6 months later, it reappeared with a note. The note read, " Sorry for stealing your lawn equipment. My family is new in town and we had no way of supporting ourselves. Now that we are on our feet, for the use of your lawn equipment, please accept the Oilers tickets(just dated the story alittle) on us. Thank you for helping my family"

So they go to the Oilers game, come home.... ALL THEIR STUFF WAS STOLEN!!!! ALL OF IT!

//tcsb

Came for a happy ending. Leaving disappointed...

The burglars had a happy ending. It's all a matter of perspective! =)
 
BroVinny
2011-12-29 10:18:10 PM
12th day isn't until January 5th.
 
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