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(Talking Points Memo) Hero Reagan's son endorses Gingrich. For he gave his son to us, to sacrifice his political credibility to forgive the sins of all Republicans. Glory to Reagan in the highest. And peace to his people on Earth   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 76
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2011-12-29 12:37:52 PM
Totally unrelated, but I found this in a GIS, and it is awesome.
 
2011-12-29 12:41:31 PM
Reagan's ex-wife's son from a previous marriage endorses Gingrich.

FTFY

Reagan's actual son endorses Obama.
 
2011-12-29 12:44:01 PM
WhoIsWillo: Totally unrelated, but I found this in a GIS, and it is awesome.

Hmm... didn't post. Here's a Link (new window)
 
2011-12-29 12:47:40 PM
Which one? The gay one or the batshiat crazy one?
 
2011-12-29 01:02:03 PM
BritneysSpeculum: Which one? The gay one or the batshiat crazy one?

Well, in the context of the headline, I'm going to go with the batshiat crazy one...
 
2011-12-29 01:18:15 PM
If Ronald hadn't been Michael's father, Michael wouldn't have gone anywhere in life.
 
2011-12-29 01:23:40 PM
Wendy's Chili: Reagan's ex-wife's son from a previous marriage endorses Gingrich.

FTFY



I don't think he is Jane Wyman's biological son either.
 
2011-12-29 01:28:36 PM
violentsalvation: Wendy's Chili: Reagan's ex-wife's son from a previous marriage endorses Gingrich.

FTFY


I don't think he is Jane Wyman's biological son either.


Dammit. I always get her confused with Jane Wyatt. I was hoping for a Spock/Sarak joke of some sort.
 
2011-12-29 01:32:12 PM
BritneysSpeculum: Which one? The gay one or the batshiat crazy one?

Michael Reagan, the batshiat crazy adopted one.
 
2011-12-29 01:34:55 PM
violentsalvation: Wendy's Chili: Reagan's ex-wife's son from a previous marriage endorses Gingrich.

FTFY


I don't think he is Jane Wyman's biological son either.


Michael Reagan was adopted by Jane Wyman (Ronald Reagan's first wife) and Ronald Reagan. He's not related to either of them biologically.
 
2011-12-29 01:43:39 PM
lol!
 
2011-12-29 01:46:14 PM
Reagan didn't even like McCain. I doubt he'd have favorable feelings about Newt.

And the primary reason McCain fell out of Reagan's favor was the former's infidelity.
 
2011-12-29 01:48:09 PM
Bathia_Mapes: violentsalvation: Wendy's Chili: Reagan's ex-wife's son from a previous marriage endorses Gingrich.

FTFY


I don't think he is Jane Wyman's biological son either.

Michael Reagan was adopted by Jane Wyman (Ronald Reagan's first wife) and Ronald Reagan. He's not related to either of them biologically.


Ah, so he was.

This is a nice little tidbit from wikipedia..

One childhood story he has told that introduced him to politics was how at the age of eight, he asked his father for a raise in his allowance. At the time, around 1953, his allowance was $1.00 a week. Ronald Reagan said that since he was paying 90 percent of his earnings to the federal government as income tax, he was not able to increase Michael's allowance.
 
2011-12-29 01:49:58 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Michael Reagan was adopted by Jane Wyman (Ronald Reagan's first wife) and Ronald Reagan. He's not related to either of them biologically.

Please see my Boobies.
Yes I should have clarified non-biological son, Oh hell I should have called him what his is, a leech. A big slimy bloated leech.
 
2011-12-29 01:51:00 PM
cretinbob: Bathia_Mapes: Michael Reagan was adopted by Jane Wyman (Ronald Reagan's first wife) and Ronald Reagan. He's not related to either of them biologically.

Please see my Boobies.
Yes I should have clarified non-biological son, Oh hell I should have called him what his is, a leech. A big slimy bloated leech.


i love you, man.
 
2011-12-29 01:52:31 PM
I find it offense we even have an office for the presidency. It should have been retired with the greatest man to have ever, or will have ever, held it. No one can fill the seat where a god himself once sat. It cheapens and sullies the memory of our Reagan and protector.
 
2011-12-29 01:58:05 PM
cretinbob: Bathia_Mapes: Michael Reagan was adopted by Jane Wyman (Ronald Reagan's first wife) and Ronald Reagan. He's not related to either of them biologically.

Please see my Boobies.
Yes I should have clarified non-biological son, Oh hell I should have called him what his is, a leech. A big slimy bloated leech.


Are your Boobies nice, or are they those nasty, fake ones? :-D
 
2011-12-29 02:00:09 PM
Another tidbit was when Ronnie was gov of California, he had some students to the Governor's mansion. He went around introducing himself to them. "Hi, I'm Governor Ronald Reagan," he said to one young man. The young man replied "Dad, I'm your son Mike."

They were apparently really close.
 
2011-12-29 02:07:04 PM
Ah, yes, St. Reagan: patron saint of degenerative brain diseases
 
2011-12-29 02:12:14 PM
Oh, you mean his ADOPTED son.
 
2011-12-29 02:14:56 PM
At a Newsmax event,

cache.gawker.com
 
2011-12-29 02:33:34 PM
vernonFL: At a Newsmax event,

[cache.gawker.com image 420x315]


They need to spring for Subway
cdn.fd.uproxx.com
 
2011-12-29 03:26:39 PM
Reagan raised taxes over a dozen times. He gave amnesty to 6 million illegal immigrants. He sold weapons to terrorists.

Gingrich has the same chances of being a Republican President as Reagan currently does.
 
2011-12-29 03:26:53 PM
Michael Reagan? That's the dude who listens to Limpballs and repeats everything on his own show the next day? That guy?
 
2011-12-29 03:28:47 PM
All glory to hypno-toad-Regan?
 
2011-12-29 03:33:12 PM
gimmegimme: Reagan raised taxes over a dozen times. He gave amnesty to 6 million illegal immigrants. He sold weapons to terrorists.

You've reminded me how much I hate Reagan fellators.
 
2011-12-29 03:33:34 PM
www.garbell.com

Merry Christmas from Ronald Reagan!
 
2011-12-29 03:33:36 PM
Reagan endorses Newt. So what? Neither has any credentials.
 
2011-12-29 03:33:51 PM
Wendy's Chili: Reagan's ex-wife's son from a previous marriage endorses Gingrich.

FTFY

Reagan's actual son endorses Obama.


I hate both Michael Reagan and Gingrich with seething passion, but this is a bullshiat statement. Both Michael and Ron Jr. are his actual sons. Biology is not determinative of parenthood.
 
2011-12-29 03:35:26 PM
At first I thought it was Ron, for the lulz.

Call me when Julie Nixon makes an endorsement.
 
2011-12-29 03:38:43 PM
DarnoKonrad: I find it offense we even have an office for the presidency. It should have been retired with the greatest man to have ever, or will have ever, held it. No one can fill the seat where a god himself once sat. It cheapens and sullies the memory of our Reagan and protector.

I cried the day Dear Leader died.
 
2011-12-29 03:42:11 PM
AcneVulgaris: DarnoKonrad: I find it offense we even have an office for the presidency. It should have been retired with the greatest man to have ever, or will have ever, held it. No one can fill the seat where a god himself once sat. It cheapens and sullies the memory of our Reagan and protector.

I cried the day Dear Leader died.


Me too. That was the day the red light appeared over Washington, D.C. and the ground shook as the Earth prepared to accept his glory.
 
2011-12-29 03:44:36 PM
AcneVulgaris: I cried the day Dear Leader died.

I cried louder.
 
2011-12-29 03:51:09 PM
Obviously, FARKers didn't attend Vacation Bible School.

Leviticus 26:12

http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Leviticus-26-12/

/on the front row, the offering plate passes to the left
 
2011-12-29 03:52:12 PM
IrateShadow: AcneVulgaris: I cried the day Dear Leader died.

I cried louder.


I laughed, pointed at and flipped off the government plane flying his shriveled corpse over my home to land at nearby Pt Mugu.
 
2011-12-29 03:54:27 PM
This will probably help him and he needs hit. He's dropped into fourth position in Iowa behind Santorum. That said, I always wonder how much impact endorsements have anyway.
 
2011-12-29 04:02:19 PM
Keep in mind that Alzheimer's is genetic.
 
2011-12-29 04:03:19 PM
And not a fark was given that day..
 
2011-12-29 04:03:32 PM
Sounds like the check finally cleared.
 
2011-12-29 04:03:57 PM
On the First Day, The Reagan said, "Let there be corporate profits." And He separated the corporate profits from the prosperity of the nation, so that even in the coming darkness, profits and executive compensation would shine brightly. So blinded were the people by the great profits, that they failed to see the ground disappearing beneath their feet, and The Reagan saw that it was good.
 
2011-12-29 04:09:40 PM
cretinbob: Bathia_Mapes: Michael Reagan was adopted by Jane Wyman (Ronald Reagan's first wife) and Ronald Reagan. He's not related to either of them biologically.

Please see my Boobies.
Yes I should have clarified non-biological son, Oh hell I should have called him what his is, a leech. A big slimy bloated leech.


Alright, whip 'em out.
 
2011-12-29 04:13:59 PM
CanisNoir: This will probably help him and he needs hit. He's dropped into fourth position in Iowa behind Santorum. That said, I always wonder how much impact endorsements have anyway.

Do you support Newt? If so, why?
 
2011-12-29 04:15:24 PM
CanisNoir: This will probably help him and he needs to be hit.

FTFY
 
2011-12-29 04:16:07 PM
SixPaperJoint: CanisNoir: This will probably help him and he needs hit. He's dropped into fourth position in Iowa behind Santorum. That said, I always wonder how much impact endorsements have anyway.

Do you support Newt? If so, why?


Newt knows how to hit it and when to quit it. Represent.
 
2011-12-29 04:21:40 PM
gimmegimme: Newt knows how to hit it and when to quit it. Represent.

He quits it whenever it gets cancer.
 
2011-12-29 04:23:46 PM
Oh, this is the son who hosted an infomercial for a "diet patch" which was sued by the FTC for fraud and false claims (the FTC prevailed).

Yeah, this guy has a lot of credibility.
 
2011-12-29 04:29:55 PM
IrateShadow: AcneVulgaris: I cried the day Dear Leader died.

I cried louder.


I watch the unwatchable "Up All Night" JUST because Christina Applegate's character's name is Reagan.
 
2011-12-29 04:38:43 PM
i870.photobucket.com
 
2011-12-29 04:41:01 PM
AdolfOliverPanties: Another tidbit was when Ronnie was gov of California, he had some students to the Governor's mansion. He went around introducing himself to them. "Hi, I'm Governor Ronald Reagan," he said to one young man. The young man replied "Dad, I'm your son Mike."

They were apparently really close.


Actually it was when Reagan spoke at his high school graduation from boarding school. Heard the son tell the story in an interview.
 
2011-12-29 04:42:54 PM
Lenny_da_Hog: Keep in mind that Alzheimer's is genetic.

Keep in mind this son was adopted
 
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