Hopefully he can do the same for the Ducks offense

"I stood up and patted [the chef] on the back and said, 'If you don't know what you're doing, I do, because I'm an Eagle Scout,' " Asper said. "So I whipped in there."

Ok, I really want to use that line around the office. Someone struggling with the fax machine or about to brew a fresh pot of coffee? I'm totally stepping in and saying it.

Hoocha hoocha hoocha, football.

Good for him, nice to know that not all of the Ducks players are criminals.

Go Wisconsin! Fark the Ducks!

mentallo69: Good for him, nice to know that not all of the Ducks players are criminals.

Go Wisconsin! Fark the Ducks!

Things I was unaware of...

1) If you perform the heimlich maneuver on someone, you are not a criminal
2) Have three or four arrestes out of around 100 people (lower than the rate for the average public) and you are all criminals.

Thank you for the new information.

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I love that picture. Three of the four African American players shown are not exactly looking thrilled...It's as if they were plunging into a lake.

mentallo69: Good for him, nice to know that not all of the Ducks players are criminals.

Go Wisconsin! Fark the Ducks!

Go UW! Fark the Ducks!

/Washington fan
//but I meant Wisconsin this time

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Ducks in front, duckface in back!

We all know Charlie is the Beef Bowl MVP...



/obscure?

He said suggestions that his life was in danger were an exaggeration. "But he did a nice thing and did it well, and I'm quite grateful. Not a big deal."

If it took two people to clear that piece of meat out of your throat, with one being a 6'7'' linemen...your life was probably pretty in danger.

Shoulda left him to choke.

spookyfaust: We all know Charlie is the Beef Bowl MVP...

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/obscure?

+1 and a favorite.

/Persona 4 is the bomb
//So is 3

Just thought I'd point out, it's no longer called the Heimlich maneuver. Found that out when I got my First Aid and CPR certification renewed in August.

Apparently Dr. Heimlich got sued because somebody with no training tried the maneuver. So Dr. Heimlich asked for his name to be removed from it.

It's now called the "Rear Upwards Chest Thrust" or some stupid shiate like that.

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I love that picture. Three of the four African American players shown are not exactly looking thrilled...It's as if they were plunging into a lake.

Seriously. What the hell is at the bottom of the last dive there, a giant snake?

Pratty: spookyfaust: We all know Charlie is the Beef Bowl MVP...

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/obscure?

+1 and a favorite.

/Persona 4 is the bomb
//So is 3

I've only played some of 3. Not gonna lie, all my experience with 4 comes from 2 guys playing it for nearly a year (new window).