I'm sure that's probably one of the least ridiculous things that loon believes...

Remember, this woman is polling between 6-11 percent of likely GOP voters in Iowa.

That's why the internet must be destroyed. Back in the day you'd have someone thinking "Boy, I can only achieve a full erection if a Bill Cullen episode of 'The Joker's Wild' is playing and I'm strapped to a Radio Flyer wagon and sodomized by a meth-addled Great Dane while a troop of Cub Scouts sprays Pam Baking Spray into my ears and the whole thing is being captured by a pastel artist who used to do landscaping for Ronnie Milsap. I'm really a sick person and I need to hide."

Now, that person can simply search for those terms and find 100,000,000 hits -- we've given the loons a sense of community. Loons who look at Michele Bachmann and think "Oh, yeah. We need *that* yammering into the microphone during a time of crisis."

Damn facts! Always getting in the way of the GOP's message.

Wait, what's her kooky beef with NBC?

ginandbacon: Wait, what's her kooky beef with NBC?

It's not Fox.

I love the presumption that Obama and the White House are interested enough in Bachmann's campaign to actively try and thwart it. The woman barely ranks as a gadfly at this point.

Dinki: ginandbacon: Wait, what's her kooky beef with NBC?

It's not Fox.

True. It's the NATIONAL Broadcasting Company. And, that's NATIONAL as in SOCIALISMIST!!!1!

Other than that, I have no idea what these mouth breathers are trying to be thinking about.

Vodka Zombie: Dinki: ginandbacon: Wait, what's her kooky beef with NBC?

It's not Fox.

True. It's the NATIONAL Broadcasting Company. And, that's NATIONAL as in SOCIALISMIST!!!1!

Other than that, I have no idea what these mouth breathers are trying to be thinking about.

Ha! But why NBC and not MSNBC? Was it just a slip? She doesn't do that a lot that I've seen. She's actually a pretty articulate raving lunatic.

I think the most idiotic thing about the statement isn't the dumbf*ck conspiracy.

It's that it shows that she and this other fellow have no idea how those companies operate. Aside from Google, they are entirely use driven. So it's not the corporations being pro-Obama or whatever. It's the users.

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Remember, this woman is polling between 6-11 percent of likely GOP voters in Iowa.

That's why the internet must be destroyed. Back in the day you'd have someone thinking "Boy, I can only achieve a full erection if a Bill Cullen episode of 'The Joker's Wild' is playing and I'm strapped to a Radio Flyer wagon and sodomized by a meth-addled Great Dane while a troop of Cub Scouts sprays Pam Baking Spray into my ears and the whole thing is being captured by a pastel artist who used to do landscaping for Ronnie Milsap. I'm really a sick person and I need to hide."

Now, that person can simply search for those terms and find 100,000,000 hits -- we've given the loons a sense of community. Loons who look at Michele Bachmann and think "Oh, yeah. We need *that* yammering into the microphone during a time of crisis."

You, sir, are my hero.

Michele discovered this bias when she tried to Google "Constitution" and after "Co" the dialog box automatically filled in "Completely shaved well-muscled succulent men with dongs like bell clappers naked as jaybirds" and Marcus ASSURED her he wasn't using her computer while she was on the shiatter.

She is right. Everything but Fox News is owned by SOROS. SOOORRROOOS!


Republicans have Sorosis of the brain.

Actually, it seems that the conspiracy is against Obama...

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Actually, it seems that the conspiracy is against Obama...

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Try it with quotes and last name only. 239 to 16,000.

We have seen, whether it is the head of Facebook or Google, it is clear there is an alliance with the obama administration, as well as with NBC."

Yes, of course. Mark Zuckerberg (and the people he ripped off) developed Facebook in 2004 for the express purpose of helping then-Senator Obama (who was a virtual unknown in national politics).

Twitter is in Obama's pocket, as well, as evidenced by the current trending topics:
#Laptopoutofjuice
#BiebersNannyWouldSay
#DigaUnaMentira
#HowtoEnd2012
Michael Redd
Amancio Ortega
Does Neil
Superman Returns
NYE
Happy New Year

It all makes sense, now.

Here, Mrs. Bachmann, I made this just for you:

She forgot the Lizard Men

/damn I'll be glad when she gets run out of the primaries and we don't have to hear from her anymore

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Remember, this woman is polling between 6-11 percent of likely GOP voters in Iowa.

That's why the internet must be destroyed. Back in the day you'd have someone thinking "Boy, I can only achieve a full erection if a Bill Cullen episode of 'The Joker's Wild' is playing and I'm strapped to a Radio Flyer wagon and sodomized by a meth-addled Great Dane while a troop of Cub Scouts sprays Pam Baking Spray into my ears and the whole thing is being captured by a pastel artist who used to do landscaping for Ronnie Milsap. I'm really a sick person and I need to hide."

Now, that person can simply search for those terms and find 100,000,000 hits -- we've given the loons a sense of community. Loons who look at Michele Bachmann and think "Oh, yeah. We need *that* yammering into the microphone during a time of crisis."

9/10. 1 point withheld for neglecting to mention Dicker & Dicker of Beverly Hills. Otherwise, a near-flawless performance. Amana RadarRange would also have been an acceptable substitute.

The irony is that the more exposure republicans get, the more people know how farking crazy and uninformed they are. I say give em 24/7 coverage.

Well aren't new things like teh internet, social media, and that darn rock music naturally what conservatives want to keep away from people? Why is a conservative surprised by this? They have their old timey AM radio and that is enough technology for them.

Corvus: Who has the official "Enemies of the GOP" list? I think there are some new names to add!!

I'm pretty sure Google is already on the list. Maybe Face Book needs to be added.

Oh, I get it - corporations are ONLY people when they back the nutjob conservatives. Otherwise, it's just a confederacy of dunces. Got it.