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(Showbiz Spy) Amusing Wynonna Judd is engaged. With a pic of what Snookie might look like in 20 years   (showbizspy.com) divider line 62
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2011-12-29 12:41:02 PM
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2011-12-29 12:42:30 PM
The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.
 
2011-12-29 12:51:27 PM
Apos: The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.

not to mention the only relevant winona is ryder.
 
2011-12-29 12:52:41 PM
Is she taking a shiat?
 
2011-12-29 12:56:11 PM
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Brave man. Not every day you see someone marrying a 3rd stage guild navigator.

I'll take the eternity in a pain amplifier instead.
 
2011-12-29 12:58:06 PM
Apos: The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.

Awhile back, Craig Ferguson happened to have Ashley and Wynonna on back-to-back episodes, and the contrast between the two couldn't have been any different than night and day. Wynonna was sub-literate, possibly/probably drunk, white-trash, clueless, and just overall a classless hick. The next night, Ashley was the portrait of grace, educated, worldly, articulate, kind, and of course gorgeous. The fact that the two came from the same womb is a mystery of modern science.
 
2011-12-29 12:59:36 PM
We need to cleanse our eye palettes with pictures of her sister...
 
2011-12-29 01:05:05 PM
And a cookie.
 
2011-12-29 01:08:56 PM
Who farted, y'all?
 
2011-12-29 01:10:42 PM
Get the BBQ pit ready. It's pork butt time!
 
2011-12-29 01:11:45 PM
Good grief that's a hard-looking woman!
 
2011-12-29 01:11:55 PM
She's rich but she's no Ashley Judd.

/Arrgh.
//Unzip and think of England...
 
2011-12-29 01:14:38 PM
Martstar: Apos: The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.

Awhile back, Craig Ferguson happened to have Ashley and Wynonna on back-to-back episodes, and the contrast between the two couldn't have been any different than night and day. Wynonna was sub-literate, possibly/probably drunk, white-trash, clueless, and just overall a classless hick. The next night, Ashley was the portrait of grace, educated, worldly, articulate, kind, and of course gorgeous. The fact that the two came from the same womb is a mystery of modern science.



The '80s campy horror flick Basket Case immediately comes to mind as an (admittedly) outlandish cinematic parallel.
 
2011-12-29 01:14:48 PM
Tranny George Hamilton?
 
2011-12-29 01:16:33 PM
Is her beaver big? Is it brown?

/Is her anus remarkable?
 
2011-12-29 01:19:20 PM
"More Garth! More Reba!"

"Wynonna!"

\*turns crank*
 
2011-12-29 01:19:31 PM
holy shiat... I saw Judd and my mind immediately went to Ashley and I was very very sad for a moment.

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/ahhh... that's better...
 
2011-12-29 01:20:00 PM
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Brave man. Not every day you see someone marrying a 3rd stage guild navigator.

I'll take the eternity in a pain amplifier instead.


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2011-12-29 01:21:57 PM
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2011-12-29 01:24:30 PM
Aren't you SOOO glad that you got to kiss Ashley and not Wynonna, Wil?
 
2011-12-29 01:34:14 PM
To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off. Several years ago I was drug, quite unwillingly, to see The Judds in Lake Tahoe. The mother minced around like a china doll, shaking a tambourine and not doing much else, and Wynonna rattled the rafters with a very powerful singing voice. So she's definitely got that going for her.
 
2011-12-29 01:37:40 PM
So, he'll be a country-version of Stedman?
 
2011-12-29 01:38:21 PM
freetomato: "To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off."

Oh yeah. Then why so big?
 
2011-12-29 01:42:08 PM
Martstar: Apos: The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.

Awhile back, Craig Ferguson happened to have Ashley and Wynonna on back-to-back episodes, and the contrast between the two couldn't have been any different than night and day. Wynonna was sub-literate, possibly/probably drunk, white-trash, clueless, and just overall a classless hick. The next night, Ashley was the portrait of grace, educated, worldly, articulate, kind, and of course gorgeous. The fact that the two came from the same womb is a mystery of modern science.


It's not a mystery of modern science, they have different Dads is all.
 
2011-12-29 01:42:09 PM
Martstar: Apos: The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.

Awhile back, Craig Ferguson happened to have Ashley and Wynonna on back-to-back episodes, and the contrast between the two couldn't have been any different than night and day. Wynonna was sub-literate, possibly/probably drunk, white-trash, clueless, and just overall a classless hick. The next night, Ashley was the portrait of grace, educated, worldly, articulate, kind, and of course gorgeous. The fact that the two came from the same womb is a mystery of modern science.


Different daddies, though. We know who had the better looking one.
 
2011-12-29 01:43:02 PM
MAYORBOB: freetomato: "To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off."

Oh yeah. Then why so big?



You win.
 
2011-12-29 01:49:48 PM
I hope the guy straps a 2x4 across his ass to keep from falling in.
 
2011-12-29 01:53:03 PM
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Thanks for the laugh
 
2011-12-29 02:50:48 PM
Is she melting?
 
2011-12-29 02:56:05 PM
Eye bleach STAT!!

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/ She's adopted, right?
 
2011-12-29 03:17:49 PM
I almost throw up a little every time I see her.
 
2011-12-29 03:29:33 PM
vonster: I almost throw up a little every time I see her.

Almost?
 
2011-12-29 04:05:19 PM
Vacation Bible School: holy shiat... I saw Judd and my mind immediately went to Ashley and I was very very sad for a moment.

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/ahhh... that's better...


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2011-12-29 04:30:16 PM
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2011-12-29 05:00:08 PM
I was expecting a tombstone, subby.
 
2011-12-29 05:19:43 PM
"Know her? I beat my kids with her!"
 
2011-12-29 05:29:39 PM
Back in the day?

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Oh, yeah. Now? Meh. Girl's got pipes, though.
 
2011-12-29 05:39:50 PM
For some reason, I read this as Winona Ryder and was even more horrified.
 
2011-12-29 06:34:13 PM
Ewww.
 
2011-12-29 07:10:35 PM
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2011-12-29 07:21:17 PM
As someone who works in the industry here in Nashville I can tell you that Wynonna is actually the sane one of the family. Hate to burst your bubble, but the other two are batshiat crazy. Last couple of times she came by for interviews she was as nice as could be.

That is awful picture of her.
 
2011-12-29 08:02:31 PM
freetomato: To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off. Several years ago I was drug, quite unwillingly, to see The Judds in Lake Tahoe. The mother minced around like a china doll, shaking a tambourine and not doing much else, and Wynonna rattled the rafters with a very powerful singing voice. So she's definitely got that going for her.

She is also a very down-to-earth and nice person who doesn't take any crap: a friend of mine used to do guest
relations for the Wolf Trap theatre outside of DC, and when Wynonna was there her then-husband/manager and
the rest of the band had a foodfight in their greenroom and just left it.

While my friend was trying to clean it up, Wynonna came in and saw the mess then proceeded to round everyone
up and make them clean it up while my friend and her supervised. They chatted for quite a while and my friend
couldn't say enough nice about her.

Also: Wynonna and Ashley are half-sisters for those of you who are seeking genetic answers for their differences.
 
2011-12-29 08:27:30 PM
DjangoStonereaver: Wynonna and Ashley are half-sisters

Sisters?! I thought mother and daughter. I am not kidding.
 
2011-12-29 08:37:23 PM
jaytkay: DjangoStonereaver: Wynonna and Ashley are half-sisters

Sisters?! I thought mother and daughter. I am not kidding.


You're thinking of Naomi Judd.
 
2011-12-29 08:42:12 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: As someone who works in the industry here in Nashville I can tell you that Wynonna is actually the sane one of the family. Hate to burst your bubble, but the other two are batshiat crazy. Last couple of times she came by for interviews she was as nice as could be.

That is awful picture of her.


Of this I will agree. Ashley is an entitled, horrible woman and attempts to present herself as the savior of third-world women.

Naomi likes it rough, enjoys being low-rent white trash that dresses pretty.

And Wynonna has to try harder, so you know she'd at least give you a BJ. Ashley wouldn't even consider it.
 
2011-12-29 09:14:19 PM
DjangoStonereaver: freetomato: To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off. Several years ago I was drug, quite unwillingly, to see The Judds in Lake Tahoe. The mother minced around like a china doll, shaking a tambourine and not doing much else, and Wynonna rattled the rafters with a very powerful singing voice. So she's definitely got that going for her.

She is also a very down-to-earth and nice person who doesn't take any crap: a friend of mine used to do guest
relations for the Wolf Trap theatre outside of DC, and when Wynonna was there her then-husband/manager and
the rest of the band had a foodfight in their greenroom and just left it.

While my friend was trying to clean it up, Wynonna came in and saw the mess then proceeded to round everyone
up and make them clean it up while my friend and her supervised. They chatted for quite a while and my friend
couldn't say enough nice about her.

Also: Wynonna and Ashley are half-sisters for those of you who are seeking genetic answers for their differences.


I entered the show not caring much for The Judds and country music in general; I left the show a fan of Wynonna. Her belting out "Mama He's Crazy" brought me to tears and she just seemed cool in general. I don't abide much Wynonna bashing. I'd buy her a beer any day of the week.
 
2011-12-29 09:48:32 PM
MAYORBOB: freetomato: "To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off."

Oh yeah. Then why so big?


She regrows it every night. If she didn't sing her ass off, she'd be 900 pounds instead of 250.

/When Biggest Loser goes Celebrity (and it'll happen), she better be first in line.
 
2011-12-29 11:44:31 PM
zabadu:
And Wynonna has to try harder, so you know she'd at least give you a BJ. Ashley wouldn't even consider it.


Yeah, but she's got a GREAT ASS! (according to Al Pacino)
 
2011-12-30 12:01:29 AM
Good on WIDEnonna.
 
2011-12-30 01:44:00 AM
Subby must be kidding..(click) Eeek!
 
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