It's Not News It's Fark.com
Real news. Real funny
Log In
|
Sign Up »
Login
Password
Forgot password?
X
Fark
TotalFark
my
Fark
About/FArQ
Contests
Store
Contact Us
Mobile
Search:
Password
Login
Turn on javascript (or enable it for Fark) for a better user experience.
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Main
Sports
Business
Geek
Entertainment
Politics
Video
Wynonna Judd is engaged. With a pic of what Snookie might look like in 20 years
(
showbizspy.com
)
62
More:
Amusing
,
Wynonna Judd
,
Snooki
• • •
9848
clicks; posted to
Entertainment »
on
29 Dec 2011
at
12:39 PM
|
Favorite
| share:
more»
|
shirt it!
Share this link:
URL:
http://fk.cm/go/6850159
Bookmark:
URL:
http://fk.cm/6850159
Bookmark:
Article
Comments
close
62 Comments
(
+0 »
)
Paginated (50/page)
Single page
Single page, reversed
Normal view
Change images to links
Show raw HTML
Show posts from ignored users
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
23FPB23
2011-12-29 12:41:02 PM
Apos
2011-12-29 12:42:30 PM
The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.
Schroepnuts
2011-12-29 12:51:27 PM
Apos
:
The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.
not to mention the only relevant winona is ryder.
Dogfacedgod
2011-12-29 12:52:41 PM
Is she taking a shiat?
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2011-12-29 12:56:11 PM
Brave man. Not every day you see someone marrying a 3rd stage guild navigator.
I'll take the eternity in a pain amplifier instead.
Martstar
2011-12-29 12:58:06 PM
Apos
:
The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.
Awhile back, Craig Ferguson happened to have Ashley and Wynonna on back-to-back episodes, and the contrast between the two couldn't have been any different than night and day. Wynonna was sub-literate, possibly/probably drunk, white-trash, clueless, and just overall a classless hick. The next night, Ashley was the portrait of grace, educated, worldly, articulate, kind, and of course gorgeous. The fact that the two came from the same womb is a mystery of modern science.
MatrixOutsider
2011-12-29 12:59:36 PM
We need to cleanse our eye palettes with pictures of her sister...
Spoon over Marin
2011-12-29 01:05:05 PM
And a cookie.
busy chillin'
2011-12-29 01:08:56 PM
Who farted, y'all?
DrippinBalls
2011-12-29 01:10:42 PM
Get the BBQ pit ready. It's pork butt time!
Sass-O-Rev
2011-12-29 01:11:45 PM
Good grief that's a hard-looking woman!
HotIgneous Intruder
2011-12-29 01:11:55 PM
She's rich but she's no Ashley Judd.
/Arrgh.
//Unzip and think of England...
Apos
2011-12-29 01:14:38 PM
Martstar
:
Apos: The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.
Awhile back, Craig Ferguson happened to have Ashley and Wynonna on back-to-back episodes, and the contrast between the two couldn't have been any different than night and day. Wynonna was sub-literate, possibly/probably drunk, white-trash, clueless, and just overall a classless hick. The next night, Ashley was the portrait of grace, educated, worldly, articulate, kind, and of course gorgeous. The fact that the two came from the same womb is a mystery of modern science.
The '80s campy horror flick
Basket Case
immediately comes to mind as an (admittedly) outlandish cinematic parallel.
bearded clamorer
2011-12-29 01:14:48 PM
Tranny George Hamilton?
ChubbyTiger
2011-12-29 01:16:33 PM
Is her beaver big? Is it brown?
/Is her anus remarkable?
Impasse
2011-12-29 01:19:20 PM
"More Garth! More Reba!"
"Wynonna!"
\*turns crank*
Vacation Bible School
2011-12-29 01:19:31 PM
holy shiat... I saw Judd and my mind immediately went to Ashley and I was very very sad for a moment.
/ahhh... that's better...
bukketmaster
2011-12-29 01:20:00 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
:
[server1.showbizspy.com image 300x360]
[www.damageready.com image 242x182]
Brave man. Not every day you see someone marrying a 3rd stage guild navigator.
I'll take the eternity in a pain amplifier instead.
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-29 01:21:57 PM
+
=
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-29 01:24:30 PM
Aren't you SOOO glad that you got to kiss Ashley and not Wynonna, Wil?
freetomato
2011-12-29 01:34:14 PM
To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off. Several years ago I was drug, quite unwillingly, to see The Judds in Lake Tahoe. The mother minced around like a china doll, shaking a tambourine and not doing much else, and Wynonna rattled the rafters with a very powerful singing voice. So she's definitely got that going for her.
realmojo
2011-12-29 01:37:40 PM
So, he'll be a country-version of Stedman?
MAYORBOB
2011-12-29 01:38:21 PM
freetomato:
"To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off."
Oh yeah. Then why so big?
blakeosage
2011-12-29 01:42:08 PM
Martstar
:
Apos: The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.
Awhile back, Craig Ferguson happened to have Ashley and Wynonna on back-to-back episodes, and the contrast between the two couldn't have been any different than night and day. Wynonna was sub-literate, possibly/probably drunk, white-trash, clueless, and just overall a classless hick. The next night, Ashley was the portrait of grace, educated, worldly, articulate, kind, and of course gorgeous. The fact that the two came from the same womb is a mystery of modern science.
It's not a mystery of modern science, they have different Dads is all.
SecretAgentWoman
2011-12-29 01:42:09 PM
Martstar
:
Apos: The only relevant(read:hot) Judd is Ashley,subby.
Awhile back, Craig Ferguson happened to have Ashley and Wynonna on back-to-back episodes, and the contrast between the two couldn't have been any different than night and day. Wynonna was sub-literate, possibly/probably drunk, white-trash, clueless, and just overall a classless hick. The next night, Ashley was the portrait of grace, educated, worldly, articulate, kind, and of course gorgeous. The fact that the two came from the same womb is a mystery of modern science.
Different daddies, though. We know who had the better looking one.
Apos
2011-12-29 01:43:02 PM
MAYORBOB
:
freetomato: "To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off."
Oh yeah. Then why so big?
You win.
The Martintuckian
2011-12-29 01:49:48 PM
I hope the guy straps a 2x4 across his ass to keep from falling in.
Ima_Lurker
2011-12-29 01:53:03 PM
TV's Vinnie
:
[e2de.com image 400x500]+ [image.cosplayfu.com image 300x400]= [server1.showbizspy.com image 300x360]
Thanks for the laugh
Evil Mackerel
2011-12-29 02:50:48 PM
Is she melting?
jaytkay
2011-12-29 02:56:05 PM
Eye bleach STAT!!
/ She's adopted, right?
vonster
2011-12-29 03:17:49 PM
I almost throw up a little every time I see her.
Apos
2011-12-29 03:29:33 PM
vonster
:
I almost throw up a little every time I see her.
Almost?
hasty ambush
2011-12-29 04:05:19 PM
Vacation Bible School
:
holy shiat... I saw Judd and my mind immediately went to Ashley and I was very very sad for a moment.
[cache.gawker.com image 500x427]
/ahhh... that's better...
WordsnCollision
2011-12-29 04:30:16 PM
PsyLord
2011-12-29 05:00:08 PM
I was expecting a tombstone,
subby
.
Robert1966
2011-12-29 05:19:43 PM
"Know her? I beat my kids with her!"
John Buck 41
2011-12-29 05:29:39 PM
Back in the day?
Oh, yeah. Now? Meh. Girl's got pipes, though.
Scatter
2011-12-29 05:39:50 PM
For some reason, I read this as Winona Ryder and was even more horrified.
crazy...like a fox
2011-12-29 06:34:13 PM
Ewww.
lostinspace1978
2011-12-29 07:10:35 PM
Tsar_Bomba1
2011-12-29 07:21:17 PM
As someone who works in the industry here in Nashville I can tell you that Wynonna is actually the sane one of the family. Hate to burst your bubble, but the other two are batshiat crazy. Last couple of times she came by for interviews she was as nice as could be.
That is awful picture of her.
DjangoStonereaver
2011-12-29 08:02:31 PM
freetomato
:
To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off. Several years ago I was drug, quite unwillingly, to see The Judds in Lake Tahoe. The mother minced around like a china doll, shaking a tambourine and not doing much else, and Wynonna rattled the rafters with a very powerful singing voice. So she's definitely got that going for her.
She is also a very down-to-earth and nice person who doesn't take any crap: a friend of mine used to do guest
relations for the Wolf Trap theatre outside of DC, and when Wynonna was there her then-husband/manager and
the rest of the band had a foodfight in their greenroom and just left it.
While my friend was trying to clean it up, Wynonna came in and saw the mess then proceeded to round everyone
up and make them clean it up while my friend and her supervised. They chatted for quite a while and my friend
couldn't say enough nice about her.
Also: Wynonna and Ashley are half-sisters for those of you who are seeking genetic answers for their differences.
jaytkay
2011-12-29 08:27:30 PM
DjangoStonereaver
:
Wynonna and Ashley are half-sisters
Sisters?! I thought mother and daughter. I am not kidding.
SnakeMan
2011-12-29 08:37:23 PM
jaytkay
:
DjangoStonereaver: Wynonna and Ashley are half-sisters
Sisters?! I thought mother and daughter. I am not kidding.
You're thinking of Naomi Judd.
zabadu
2011-12-29 08:42:12 PM
Tsar_Bomba1
:
As someone who works in the industry here in Nashville I can tell you that Wynonna is actually the sane one of the family. Hate to burst your bubble, but the other two are batshiat crazy. Last couple of times she came by for interviews she was as nice as could be.
That is awful picture of her.
Of this I will agree. Ashley is an entitled, horrible woman and attempts to present herself as the savior of third-world women.
Naomi likes it rough, enjoys being low-rent white trash that dresses pretty.
And Wynonna has to try harder, so you know she'd at least give you a BJ. Ashley wouldn't even consider it.
freetomato
2011-12-29 09:14:19 PM
DjangoStonereaver
:
freetomato: To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off. Several years ago I was drug, quite unwillingly, to see The Judds in Lake Tahoe. The mother minced around like a china doll, shaking a tambourine and not doing much else, and Wynonna rattled the rafters with a very powerful singing voice. So she's definitely got that going for her.
She is also a very down-to-earth and nice person who doesn't take any crap: a friend of mine used to do guest
relations for the Wolf Trap theatre outside of DC, and when Wynonna was there her then-husband/manager and
the rest of the band had a foodfight in their greenroom and just left it.
While my friend was trying to clean it up, Wynonna came in and saw the mess then proceeded to round everyone
up and make them clean it up while my friend and her supervised. They chatted for quite a while and my friend
couldn't say enough nice about her.
Also: Wynonna and Ashley are half-sisters for those of you who are seeking genetic answers for their differences.
I entered the show not caring much for The Judds and country music in general; I left the show a fan of Wynonna. Her belting out "Mama He's Crazy" brought me to tears and she just seemed cool in general. I don't abide much Wynonna bashing. I'd buy her a beer any day of the week.
IlGreven
2011-12-29 09:48:32 PM
MAYORBOB
:
freetomato: "To give her credit where credit is due, the chick can sing her ass off."
Oh yeah. Then why so big?
She regrows it every night. If she didn't sing her ass off, she'd be 900 pounds instead of 250.
/When Biggest Loser goes Celebrity (and it'll happen), she better be first in line.
sirrerun
2011-12-29 11:44:31 PM
zabadu
:
And Wynonna has to try harder, so you know she'd at least give you a BJ. Ashley wouldn't even consider it.
Yeah, but she's got a
GREAT ASS
! (according to Al Pacino)
dinwv
2011-12-30 12:01:29 AM
Good on WIDEnonna.
Alphax
2011-12-30 01:44:00 AM
Subby must be kidding..(click) Eeek!
Displayed
50
of
62
comments
First
|
«
|
1
|
2
|
»
|
Last
|
Show all
View Voting Results:
Smartest
and
Funniest
Redisplay/refresh comments
This thread is closed to new comments.
Submit a Link »
Like Fark!
+1 Fark!
Follow @fark on Twitter
Entertainment via RSS
Top Links
Top Comments
Top Submitters
Press/Publicity
Headlines of the Week
All Latest
Fark Forum
Link Voting
Sports Forum
Fark Blogs
Geek Forum
Fark Book
Entertainment Forum
Fark Travel Guide
Politics Forum
Fark Parties
Fark Party Forum
Fark Chat
Photoshop Forum
PS/Photo Browser
Farktography Forum
Fark Quiz
From the
Fark Shop
:
Wanted: The Good. The Bad. The Farked
Pluto: Proof That Size Matters
Doctor Who - The Flesh Goo Pod
R2-D2 Nutcracker
More from the
Fark Shop
»
Stories from our partner sites:
5 Movie Roles Will Smith (Probably) N...
Katy Perry Seems Surprisingly Cool Ab...
The GIFs That Keep on Giving
This Baby Elephant is Almost Too Cute...
More news at Scribol »
Hiya Hot Stuff
Start Spreadin' The Repos
Licked At The Seaside
Sad Supermodels
More news at truTV »
Nerdsourcing: Zombie Playgrounds, Fan...
Gaming Urban Legends - Monsters of Sa...
38 Studios Fallout Continues: R.A. Sa...
Darksiders 2 Hands-On Impressions --...
More news at G4TV »
Vintage Vegas: Rare Photos of a Deser...
Hell on Wheels: In Praise of Mutant B...
World War II: Pictures We Remember
Behind the Picture: The Liberation of...
More news at Life »