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(Some Guy) Unlikely President of "E" Network explains why the Kardashian family is so popular, and strangely never once uses the phrase "a Dark Pact with the Infernal Lord"   (sheknows.com) divider line 41
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2011-12-29 01:14:01 PM
FTA: "At their core, the Kardashians are an incredibly bonded, loving, large family..." who have followed the advice from another person from a large, loving family, JR Ewing who said "Once you lose your integrity, the rest is easy."
 
2011-12-29 01:47:27 PM
Why would any sane person allow their self-respect to get pissed on that much?
 
2011-12-29 01:50:45 PM
Apos: Why would any sane person allow their self-respect to get pissed on that much?

The buttons confuse me. This is both smart and funny. I just don't know what to pick.
 
2011-12-29 01:50:54 PM
Well, they shamelessly ape for the cameras for money, it's the same basic principle that got us "the Real World" (for young folk, it's the jersey shore with less spray-tan) and "The simple life". I think that Americans tend to sort of watch people that so desperately want to be watched on principle, whether they're actually worth watching or not, for at least their 15 minutes.

Or at least many of us do, I wasn't actually aware they had a reality show, I only know the family through SNL and FARK.
 
2011-12-29 01:53:22 PM
"You see, Americans like to feel smart and superior. In order to provide that feeling these days, you have to scrape the very bottom of the barrel for reality television fodder. It was a close call, but once the butt girl did a sex tape, we knew we had our stars."

- Scumbag Executive
 
2011-12-29 01:53:44 PM
I have never watched this show, and have no opinion on this subject, but I wanted to give Kudos to subby for a great head-line.
 
2011-12-29 01:55:52 PM
I'm proud to say that I've never watched one minute of their shows. Of course, I don't have E!, but even if I did, I'd say the same.

For the longest time, I was confused as to why they were so famous. Then I found out the patriarch was some kind of celebrity lawyer who represented O.J. Simpson and that Kim Kardashian is friends with Paris Hilton (and is hot). I have still yet to find if they have any talent besides self-promotion and attention-whorecery(think I just coined a new word).

After finding that out, I still find them as interesting as the dullest blandest hunk of rock on the dullest blandest coldest lifeless planet orbiting a dead burned-out lifeless husk of a star.
 
2011-12-29 02:01:31 PM
"When it comes down to it, Kolb claims the viewers are more apt to admire the famous family than laugh at them. "From every piece of research I've seen, people aspire to be them or to befriend them," Kolb explained."

See, America? This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2011-12-29 02:05:15 PM
There's a treat if you make it to 3:22. (new window)
 
2011-12-29 02:18:03 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: There's a treat if you make it to 3:22. (new window)

Holy shiat that was an excruciating listen. I'll NEVER criticize Rebecca Black again.
 
2011-12-29 02:32:37 PM
Hawk24: "When it comes down to it, Kolb claims the viewers are more apt to admire the famous family than laugh at them. "From every piece of research I've seen, people aspire to be them or to befriend them," Kolb explained."

See, America? This is why we can't have nice things.


I saw a commercial and they were at some personal apperance and all the girls there dressed like them. It was odd
 
2011-12-29 02:33:01 PM
because people are essentially the po' trash that the Kardashians are? the enjoyment of self-recognition in seeing the misguided, farked-up kind of lives that are typical of the viewers and the people on the show? because we're a disconnected, delusional throng who don't even have the skills available to them to change? because humanity is far from being a noble species? because self-absorption is a legitimate cause to dedicate your life to? ultimately, the collective apathy of the commons sustains that lifestyle "choice" as both acceptable and glamorous instead of being something to grow beyond or become better than.

somebody needs to go all MST3K on them, rebroadcasting the show with a narration mocking the pettiness of these people's lives, just as a learning experience
 
2011-12-29 02:33:19 PM
troll.me
 
2011-12-29 02:39:00 PM
minitrue noram:

somebody needs to go all MST3K on them, rebroadcasting the show with a narration mocking the pettiness of these people's lives, just as a learning experience


Now that I would watch.
 
2011-12-29 02:47:55 PM
Apos: Why would any sane person allow their self-respect to get pissed on that much?

Blinded by their will-to-fame, they have not sanity, nor self-respect.

/ Nietzsche failed to see fame as a power-substitute in much the same way Marx failed to predict mass media replacing religion.
 
2011-12-29 02:51:42 PM
DAT ASS.

/She's like the girl from the book Perfume but with a big ass
 
2011-12-29 02:51:43 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: There's a treat if you make it to 3:22. (new window)

David Duchovny?
 
2011-12-29 03:10:01 PM
Because the Kardashians are a bunch of empty, self respectless, self important, vapid vessels who aren't trying to strive to be anything more. And like it or not, most of America is the same way.
 
2011-12-29 03:18:00 PM
The IOC should strip Bruce Jenner's medals from him. I've lost all respect for the man, quite honestly, because of his involvement with these gold-digging attention whores. There is absolutely nothing about them that has any value whatsoever, let alone entertainment value...
 
2011-12-29 03:20:01 PM
I don't watch the 'K' show. I'm not interested in the lives of the well off and/or pretty and privileged.

I don't watch a lot of reality TV. Some stuff that started out interesting usually turns into squabbles and fights. (American Chopper. Monster Garage. That new Gold mining show.)

I do watch Dirty Jobs periodically mainly because the people on the show are usually nice. You don't see Mike Rowe throwing a temper tantrum. The same for Mythbusters. Never watched Jersey Shore, Blast Lab was just a version of the Mythbusters, only with more explosions and forced joviality. I admittedly did watch Bride-zilla's a time or two but it disgusted me so much I never bothered again.

The current Moonshine Making show is boring and I'm already tired of the heavy southern accents.

Oddities has been interesting -- if not, at times, a bit stomach churning -- but just how many freaks, creeps and weirdo's can you tolerate? Then the prices asked for the stuff is, IMO, ridiculous.

American Pickers was interesting, but I still haven't figured out why so much valuable stuff the owners will sell to the guys for large sums winds up rusting away outside, usually in a dense tangle of weeds.

Storage wars capitalizes on the misfortunes of others. While the main stars are OK, the other bidders tend to be greedy, selfish and stupid. (Like the one who kept bidding up the price of a unit, not planning to buy it, but to make a rival bidder pay more.)

Any of the ghost hunting shows are BS. BIG BS. (The one where everyone, usually big, chunky white guys with moustaches, pile out of a van all dressed in cop-like black T-shirts and kind of act paramilitary cracked me up.

I stopped watching any ghost busting shows.

Any shows dealing with 'famous' people, especially those who seem to come out of nowhere, I don't watch. I watched about one episode of the Osborn's and it took less time than that to figure out who the real power behind the throne was 'Ozzy's wife'.

The series of those crab fishermen was interesting for several episodes, until I decided anyone who does that for a living was crazy and by then, the episodes were breaking down into the inevitable squabbles.

When the series about the Sea Shepherd came on, protecting whales by annoying Japanese whalers, I shortly decided if one of the ships decided to blast the 'protectors' out of the water, then by ancient open sea laws, they had the right. And I'm against hunting whales. I kept hoping one of the whaling ships would open up with an old WW2 cannon or something and punch holes in the Sea Shepherd.

Reality TV basically sucks. Besides, we all learned from MTV 'Real World' how easy it is to secretly encourage conflict among the cast to make things more 'interesting'.
 
2011-12-29 03:23:00 PM
minitrue noram: somebody needs to go all MST3K on them, rebroadcasting the show with a narration mocking the pettiness of these people's lives, just as a learning experience

Isn't that what Bevis and Butthead do? Or do they only mock Mtv shows?

/Only watched a few episodes
//Just didn't have the same funny as the original.
 
2011-12-29 03:30:03 PM
TemperedEdge: The IOC should strip Bruce Jenner's medals from him. I've lost all respect for the man, quite honestly, because of his involvement with these gold-digging attention whores. There is absolutely nothing about them that has any value whatsoever, let alone entertainment value...

isnt it bad enough he looks like a middle aged lesbian now and married to a twatwaffle.
 
2011-12-29 03:30:17 PM
E! Channel and Fox News forced me to ditch TV 5 years ago. Anything I need to watch bad enough I can download later.
 
2011-12-29 03:34:34 PM
eagles95: isnt it bad enough he looks like a middle aged lesbian now and married to a twatwaffle.

He had to go and sign off on this abomination of a "reality" show. Icing on the cake, as it were. The IOC strips medals from athletes for doping, and quite frankly, I can't think of any bigger dope than him at this point...
 
2011-12-29 03:35:42 PM
phrenicmonkey: E! Channel and Fox News forced me to ditch TV 5 years ago. Anything I need to watch bad enough I can download later.

*highfive*
 
2011-12-29 03:46:44 PM
Do these people have actual fans? People that like them? If so, why?

I will grudgingly accept that some people may watch for the train wreck. Others may pause between changing channels because one of them is pretty hot.

Other than that, why would you have any interest?
 
2011-12-29 03:50:43 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: There's a treat if you make it to 3:22. (new window)

Ihateyousodamnmuch.

Ok, indeed the dude at 3:22 was worth it.
 
2011-12-29 03:50:52 PM
"E! Our viewers are morons"
 
2011-12-29 03:52:24 PM
"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public."
- H.L. Mencken
 
2011-12-29 03:56:57 PM
People kind of want to watch a show where whoring could break out at any second.
 
2011-12-29 04:32:59 PM
These shows are popular with networks because they are cheap to make. All I watch on E is The Soup, Chelsea Lately and Fashion Police all of which regularly slam the K's.
 
2011-12-29 04:50:50 PM
Jim_Callahan: Well, they shamelessly ape for the cameras for money, it's the same basic principle that got us "the Real World" (for young folk, it's the jersey shore with less spray-tan) and "The simple life". I think that Americans tend to sort of watch people that so desperately want to be watched on principle, whether they're actually worth watching or not, for at least their 15 minutes.

Or at least many of us do, I wasn't actually aware they had a reality show, I only know the family through SNL and FARK.



I forget who originally posted it, but...

They're popular becuase (most) women love drama. From grey's anatomy, to glee, to real housewives (and I could list 20 more shows)....it's all about the drama. Women eat it up; like chocolate or my dessert they said they didn't want when the waiter asked if we wanted dessert.....but now they just want a little taste, and oh, my..that's delicious...I should should share becuase that's gentlemenly....but heaven help you should ever try to take even tiny piece of their dark chocolate without express written authorization that is notarized and signed by 3 witnesses(for anyone who read all please note I am joking...it doesn't have to be notarized...usually)....but I digress.

where was I.....yes...Drama. Why don't more women watch shows like swamp loggers? ...becuase there is no drama in whether they will get 15 loads or 20 to mill today. But 30 minutes of girls arguing about who-said-what-about-who's fat butt and....O.M.G!!!, THIS IS GREAT TV!!!!!
 
2011-12-29 05:20:32 PM
The entertainment network says its planning to produce up to four more reality soaps about Kim, Kourt and the rest of the world-famous Kardashian Klan

28.media.tumblr.com
 
2011-12-29 05:57:26 PM
Yeah she was dark packed by an infernal lord.

In other news, Ray J. Is an infernal lord.
 
2011-12-29 06:18:50 PM
eagles95: TemperedEdge: The IOC should strip Bruce Jenner's medals from him. I've lost all respect for the man, quite honestly, because of his involvement with these gold-digging attention whores. There is absolutely nothing about them that has any value whatsoever, let alone entertainment value...

isnt it bad enough he looks like a middle aged lesbian now and married to a twatwaffle.


Yeah, he gets at least a partial pass from me. What do you DO after winning the Olympic Decathlon? I mean, years of training, etc. and suddenly, it's over. What now?
 
2011-12-29 08:33:53 PM
mrtoadswildride: Jim_Callahan: Well, they shamelessly ape for the cameras for money, it's the same basic principle that got us "the Real World" (for young folk, it's the jersey shore with less spray-tan) and "The simple life". I think that Americans tend to sort of watch people that so desperately want to be watched on principle, whether they're actually worth watching or not, for at least their 15 minutes.

Or at least many of us do, I wasn't actually aware they had a reality show, I only know the family through SNL and FARK.


I forget who originally posted it, but...

They're popular becuase (most) women love drama. From grey's anatomy, to glee, to real housewives (and I could list 20 more shows)....it's all about the drama. Women eat it up; like chocolate or my dessert they said they didn't want when the waiter asked if we wanted dessert.....but now they just want a little taste, and oh, my..that's delicious...I should should share becuase that's gentlemenly....but heaven help you should ever try to take even tiny piece of their dark chocolate without express written authorization that is notarized and signed by 3 witnesses(for anyone who read all please note I am joking...it doesn't have to be notarized...usually)....but I digress.

where was I.....yes...Drama. Why don't more women watch shows like swamp loggers? ...becuase there is no drama in whether they will get 15 loads or 20 to mill today. But 30 minutes of girls arguing about who-said-what-about-who's fat butt and....O.M.G!!!, THIS IS GREAT TV!!!!!


You're spot on. Grey's Anatomy is especially guilty of this (it's required viewing in my household, I don't watch it willingly). They make the most immature character the "hero" of the show, complete with a sermon-like narration in every freaking episode, and we're supposed to feel sorry for her with all the drama she causes just because she's a woman.
 
2011-12-29 08:59:01 PM
Rik01:
American Pickers was interesting, but I still haven't figured out why so much valuable stuff the owners will sell to the guys for large sums winds up rusting away outside, usually in a dense tangle of weeds...


Allow me to change the way you see the show....Link
 
2011-12-29 09:19:35 PM
SnakeMan: You're spot on. Grey's Anatomy is especially guilty of this (it's required viewing in my household, I don't watch it willingly). They make the most immature character the "hero" of the show, complete with a sermon-like narration in every freaking episode, and we're supposed to feel sorry for her with all the drama she causes just because she's a woman.

I always thought Grey's Anatomy was a cautionary tale about hereditary narcissism.
 
2011-12-30 10:07:11 AM
SNL's spoof of the Kardashian divorce (new window) explains in hilarious detail everything you ever needed to know about the show.

Just remember the half-life of these sorts of celebrities is on the order of 5-10 years at best. We don't really hear about Paris Hilton anymore, and eventually even Lohan will fade away once she gets her act together and stops making stupid human mistakes with her life. That's all the viability they have in them, much like pro athletes who have maybe 20+ years of popularity while doing their sport and later commenting/advertising/reviewing on various ESPN shows (and it's a loose comparison because athletes regardless of personality or human foibles have some measurable amount of talent to get them there in the first place). In 5 years we will probably all be going "Kardashian who?" They know they have a very limited 15 minutes and are whoring it up for every, single, precious second of it.
 
2011-12-30 03:49:02 PM
Rik01:

You've never experienced the sad train wreck that is Toddlers and Tiaras? I had a day off recently and got sucked into an episode (there was a 4 or 5 year old dressed as Julia Roberts' hooker character in Pretty Woman complete with thigh high boots). I wanted to cry my eyes out for each and every one of those little girls. They've got no chance.

/do love me some Dirty Jobs, but mostly because I have a huge crush on Mike Rowe
 
2011-12-31 05:38:25 AM
Jim_Callahan: I think that Americans tend to sort of watch people that so desperately want to be watched on principle, whether they're actually worth watching or not, for at least their 15 minutes.

When I watch Intervention, if it's an episode I've seen before, I just mute the TV when the main addict is speaking and replace their speeches with "Look at me! Pay attention to me!" dialogue. It makes more sense than what they actually do say.
 
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