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(Canada.com) Asinine Santa attack leaves man with brain injury, coal   (canada.com) divider line 10
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bdub77 [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 11:27:37 AM
The wife of a British Columbia man beaten by two bad Santas almost two weeks ago...

Looks like Santa discovered the game children love to play in 2011, Knockout Kings.
 
Lone Stranger
2011-12-29 11:27:48 AM
www.yolkfolk.com
 
DROxINxTHExWIND [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 11:27:59 AM
He's a hard, hard worker," said Christina, who had not been planning to go back to work until next fall, when her four-year-old daughter enters kindergarten. "I don't know when he's going to get back to that. . . . I have to go on financial aid, probably."


In fact, he's such a good man that I seperated from him and I'm in the paper biatching more about his inability to keep sending me money than I am about his long-term health.
 
The Whole Farking Beefalo
2011-12-29 11:28:43 AM
The gift that keeps on giving!! Early retirement!

/Lucky bastard.
 
TravelingFreakshow
2011-12-29 11:28:49 AM
He's in luck. I know a Guy that will sell him a controller so he can get his MW3 on.
 
HotWingConspiracy
2011-12-29 11:32:28 AM
So a drunk mouthed off to two people and got his ass kicked, and he's supposed to get sympathy?
 
offmymeds
2011-12-29 11:37:07 AM
RCMP initially viewed the incident lightly, given that the assailants were dressed in sketchy Santa attire.

What?
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 11:41:54 AM
Looks like somebody didn't leave Santa enough milk and cookies
 
Tyrone Biggums
2011-12-29 11:45:33 AM
Happened to Al Bundy (new window)
 
Tharsis
2011-12-29 12:00:53 PM
He got drunk enough to get thrown out of a bar and then antagonized two other people who were probably drunk themselves into fighting him, he does not fit any of the criteria for sympathy.
 
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