It's true because most Canadians are white.

Damn dirty Canadian foreigners.

Canada is a suburb of the United States... well except for those Quebecois, but we will get them deported back to France soon enough.

Well, at least we wouldn't have to use the Intercontinental Railroad

They don't flag, you know, the molecules, where it's going and where it's not.

The fact that he got a big round of applause is even more disturbing.

Does this guy have any advisers or speech writers?

As has already been stated... "foreigners" in GOP parlance means "brown people"... Canadians are just pseudo-Americans.

Would probably be clearer if he just said "we don't have to buy from terrorists"

Yes, but the cost of the polar bear defense and drilling through the ten-mile thick layer of ice that covers every square inch of Canada more than offsets any savings -- to say nothing of the cost of inserting superfluous "u"s intou eveury wourd.

The Canuckistani cannot be bargained nor reasoned with. They thirst for poutine and the blood of American babies. They pray to their Queen across the wide ocean, and naught will bring them to the shrine of democracy from their dirty Papist and Monarchist beliefs. We must either kill them or convert them from their heathen ways, and conversion cannot be believed. They strap sticks and knives to their feet during winter, and walk lonely roads in the summer, and nurse bears and wild beasts at every hour of every day. The heart of the Canuckistani is a dark, dark, dark place, and their siren Celine calls to our children, looking to corrupt their very souls. The sooner we cleanse them from this good clean Earth, the better, for their ways will bring us to socialized medicine and mayonnaise on fries. Beware the Canuckistani, and fear their dread step...

Allahu Akbar, eh?

I'm pretty sure Rick Perry is a moron.

Vodka Zombie: I'm pretty sure Rick Perry is a moron.

Pretty sure?

gopher321: Allahu Akbar, eh?



"Like, die in a fire you hoser, if you don't mind."

Code_Archeologist: Canada is a suburb of the United States... well except for those Quebecois, but we will get them deported back to France to Louisiana soon enough.

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hubiestubert: The Canuckistani cannot be bargained nor reasoned with. They thirst for poutine and the blood of American babies. They pray to their Queen across the wide ocean, and naught will bring them to the shrine of democracy from their dirty Papist and Monarchist beliefs. We must either kill them or convert them from their heathen ways, and conversion cannot be believed. They strap sticks and knives to their feet during winter, and walk lonely roads in the summer, and nurse bears and wild beasts at every hour of every day. The heart of the Canuckistani is a dark, dark, dark place, and their siren Celine calls to our children, looking to corrupt their very souls. The sooner we cleanse them from this good clean Earth, the better, for their ways will bring us to socialized medicine and mayonnaise on fries. Beware the Canuckistani, and fear their dread step...

+1

/you forgot Nickelback

I always assumed Canadians live in the mountains trapping animals for fur while speaking French and marrying native wives. When did they start getting oil?

hubiestubert: The Canuckistani cannot be bargained nor reasoned with. They thirst for poutine and the blood of American babies. They pray to their Queen across the wide ocean, and naught will bring them to the shrine of democracy from their dirty Papist and Monarchist beliefs. We must either kill them or convert them from their heathen ways, and conversion cannot be believed. They strap sticks and knives to their feet during winter, and walk lonely roads in the summer, and nurse bears and wild beasts at every hour of every day. The heart of the Canuckistani is a dark, dark, dark place, and their siren Celine calls to our children, looking to corrupt their very souls. The sooner we cleanse them from this good clean Earth, the better, for their ways will bring us to socialized medicine and mayonnaise on fries. Beware the Canuckistani, and fear their dread step...

That was beautiful, man.

/Canadian bacon ain't bad, though

Because oil that is produced in Canada, Alaska or Texas is free from multi-national coorporate profiteering.


/this is what people actually believe

Isn't balancing the budget against everything the Republicans have stood for in the last 60 years?

BigTuna: Code_Archeologist: Canada is a suburb of the United States... well except for those Quebecois, but we will get them deported back to France to Louisiana soon enough.

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I...what?

RexTalionis: I always assumed Canadians live in the mountains trapping animals for fur while speaking French and marrying native wives. When did they start getting oil?

They don't actually have any. This is really the longest-running scam on the VSE. They're all in on it.

/wretched hive of scum and villainy

What a farking joke the GOP has become.

DarnoKonrad: bhcompy: Well, technically, it's foreign, but with NAFTA it's like it's not

Even if we ignore the obvious semantic incorrectness, and follow the sprint of what he's saying: that it is coming from inoffensive white Christian people with similar values to our own, it's still an irrelevant point as oil is fungible.

The molecules? Where they're going and where they're not?

bulldg4life: Elvis_Bogart: Well, at least we wouldn't have to use the Intercontinental Railroad

Couldn't work a 57 states joke in there too?

Canada has 17 provinces!

Pants full of macaroni!!: Canada has 17 provinces!

That would be funny, except nobody here on FARK actually knows (or cares) how many provinces Canada has.