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You know how I know you're gay? You climbed into Chris Martin's garden and sang him Coldplay songs
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the_vegetarian_cannibal
2011-12-29 10:59:55 AM
bdub77
2011-12-29 11:15:04 AM
Maybe he wanted Chris Martin to feel as tortured by his own music as everyone else is?
Rann Xerox
2011-12-29 11:32:09 AM
We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Bland
We hope you have enjoyed the suck
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Bland
Our mediocrity has run amok.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's lonely.
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Bland
We'd like to thank you once again
Sergeant Pepper's one and only Lonely Hearts Club Bland
For not feeling fleeced until the end
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's lonely
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts......Club.....
Blaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd.
Apos
2011-12-29 11:34:25 AM
This is the kind of bullshiat that passes for frat hazing these days?
DrippinBalls
2011-12-29 12:32:25 PM
Will he squat & shiat on stage? If not, well.............
PYROY
2011-12-29 03:20:56 PM
It would have been great if Chris Martin came out and started doing that retarded dancing shiat that he does.
MrEricSir
2011-12-29 04:50:44 PM
At least he handled this right. He could have pulled a Barbara Streisand.
smask
2011-12-29 05:05:43 PM
Did he sing
Beard with Glue?
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Third_Uncle_Eno
2011-12-30 09:44:14 PM
I saw songs from their latest televised concert in Spain on youtube. It was pretty darn good. Yes. I am a fan.
p.s. I think Martin and the drummer have the best personalities/charisma out of the band.
The guitarist and bassist (ESPECIALLY the bassist) look dreadfully boring. personalities made out of wood. or something.
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