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Good news, Americans. CNN has finally aired a segment explaining why those durn Straights of Whoremoose are so important and why you should care if them durn al queda or whoever close it down
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seventypercent
2011-12-29 01:05:45 PM
i dont understad this head line
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-12-29 01:08:50 PM
those durn Straights of Whoremoose
That has no Bering on anything.
fireclown
2011-12-29 01:10:23 PM
Don't know about Hormuz, but that moose whore didn't know shiat.
Karma Curmudgeon
2011-12-29 01:11:01 PM
No,
submitter
, Iran is not talking about shutting your mother down.
Fano
2011-12-29 01:12:29 PM
I think Agents of ATLAS need to be deployed to the Straits of Gibraltar, that Norman Osborne seems to be up to no good.
MAYORBOB
2011-12-29 01:26:12 PM
Subby, how did you find time to tear yourself away from the Bachmann campaign to post on Fark?
monoski
2011-12-29 01:26:20 PM
Maps and such...Did not feel like searching for a link to Miss Teen SC
leonel
2011-12-29 01:27:10 PM
seventypercent
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i dont understad this head line
We speak English around these here parts!
Happy Hours
2011-12-29 01:36:53 PM
seventypercent
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i dont understad this head line
I don't understand why this was greenlit. Haven't we already had at least one thread about this?
Has CNN ignored this story up to this point?
BBC World News aired more or less the same story this morning on my TV.
shanteyman
2011-12-29 01:41:57 PM
Good news,
Americans
'Muricans
FTFY
barefoot in the head
2011-12-29 01:42:08 PM
Happy Hours:
BBC World News aired more or less the same story this morning on my TV.
Reported by corespondent Anne Elk, doubtless.
QuesoDelicioso
2011-12-29 01:55:01 PM
Whoremoose? Is this a Sarah Palin joke?
ObscureNameHere
2011-12-29 01:57:28 PM
Submitter:
Charlie Farqueson called, he wants royalty payments on his schitck.
wambu
2011-12-29 02:08:45 PM
I don't have speakers attached to this computer, you insensitive bastage.
Now I don't know where to find Whoremooses.
hasty ambush
2011-12-29 02:15:23 PM
The Influence of Sea Power Upon History
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A look at a map would show how many key shipping lanes/choke points are under the control of or near Islamic nations-some fundamentalist or heading that way. They may not be able to close them but they could disrupt shipping enough to have a global economic impact
Straits of Hormuz- Iran. Oman , U.A. E.
Suez Canal- Egypt (Islamic Brotherhood)
Bab el Mandeb strait Yemen, Eritria, Djibouti, Somalia (nearby)
Gilbraltar- Morocco
Turkish Straits (Bosphorus and Dardanelles) -Turkey- secular but turning more fundamentalist
Strait of Malacca- Indonesia and Malaysia
Al Qaeda's proposed restored Islamic Caliphate
oroku_saki
2011-12-29 02:27:38 PM
Wait, CNN is reporting something that's NOT about Casey Anthony?
jagec
2011-12-29 02:37:41 PM
hasty ambush
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A look at a map would show how many key shipping lanes/choke points are under the control of or near Islamic nations-some fundamentalist or heading that way. They may not be able to close them but they could disrupt shipping enough to have a global economic impact
If "they" wanted to have a global economic impact, they'd just have another oil embargo. Which would be FAR more effective, and not involve getting into a pissing match with all of the world's biggest navies.
Tell me that you're not worried about the mice in the kitchen when there's a burglar in the bedroom.
genner
2011-12-29 02:51:49 PM
oroku_saki
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Wait, CNN is reporting something that's NOT about Casey Anthony?
Who?
oroku_saki
2011-12-29 04:43:00 PM
genner
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oroku_saki: Wait, CNN is reporting something that's NOT about Casey Anthony?
Who?
I wish I could ask that.
bingethinker
2011-12-29 05:15:46 PM
A whoremoose once bit my sister.
wrenchboy
2011-12-29 08:01:21 PM
oroku_saki
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Wait, CNN is reporting something that's NOT about Casey Anthony?
You're thinking Headline News Channel but yeah its is surprising we haven't heard bout Totmom lately.
Freakman
2011-12-30 09:14:41 AM
hasty ambush
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The Influence of Sea Power Upon History (new window)
A look at a map would show how many key shipping lanes/choke points are under the control of or near Islamic nations-some fundamentalist or heading that way. They may not be able to close them but they could disrupt shipping enough to have a global economic impact
Straits of Hormuz- Iran. Oman , U.A. E.
Suez Canal- Egypt (Islamic Brotherhood)
Bab el Mandeb strait Yemen, Eritria, Djibouti, Somalia (nearby)
Gilbraltar- Morocco
Turkish Straits (Bosphorus and Dardanelles) -Turkey- secular but turning more fundamentalist
Strait of Malacca- Indonesia and Malaysia
Al Qaeda's proposed restored Islamic Caliphate
[www.newsrealblog.com image 400x273]
AQ is SOOOO Mahanian. We're totally Corbettian.
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