It was probably tofu-based fake meat.

yes 'wee, wee wee' can!

They were pissed when he killed bin Laden. Do you really think pork is going to change anything?

Thats one sneaky muslim.

ZAZ: It was probably tofu-based fake meat.

Arugula, chopped and formed.

yanceylebeef: Thats one sneaky muslim.

Drinking alcohol, too. Great cover for a secret terrorist Muslim

DarnoKonrad: Aarontology: They were pissed when he killed bin Laden. Do you really think pork is going to change anything?

Considering they coming swinging out of the gate about tofu?

I figured that was a joke.

A major element of Takfir religious practice is subterfuge. The threat of Takfir is that its cold, heartless killers could easily be the boy or girl next door. Takfir Wal Hijra members are permitted to disregard the injunctions of Islamic law in order to blend into infidel societies.

In other words, Takfirs can have sex with loose women, drink alcohol, eat pork and do whatever else they feel is appropriate to advance their mission...

EatenTheSun: A major element of Takfir religious practice is subterfuge. The threat of Takfir is that its cold, heartless killers could easily be the boy or girl next door. Takfir Wal Hijra members are permitted to disregard the injunctions of Islamic law in order to blend into infidel societies.

In other words, Takfirs can have sex with loose women, drink alcohol, eat pork and do whatever else they feel is appropriate to advance their mission...

Hmmm...and Obama has never denied he's Takfir. What is he hiding?

Aarontology

Yes, that was a joke. Most likely they were made of genuine pork.

So, did anybody see him eat these pork products?

Fools. The cyborg body the Illuminati built in Kenya that we call "Barack Obama" simply vaporized the pork before it touched any part of the superstructure, thereby ensuring the cloaked Muslim Crescent Ships hovering over D.C. wouldn't have to initiate self-destruct again -- the cyborg refueled with arugula and spicy mustard after the cameras were shut off. Could it BE more simple?

history's greatest monster muslim.

I figured the real "meat" of this story would be the hooker dude:

Before the dinner, Obama hit the links, spending nearly seven hours at the Ko'olau golf club with Mike Ramos, Greg Orme and long-time friend Robert Titcomb, who earlier this year plead no contest to soliciting a prostitute in Honolulu.

Funny, I NEVER remember anyone following Bush to report on the cost of his meals. NEVER.

St_Francis_P: ZAZ: It was probably tofu-based fake meat.

Arugula, chopped and formed.

I still don't get the arugula complaint. It was peasant's food for the longest time, a weed gathered and eaten because you couldn't afford anything else.

I guess marketing rules again. After all, look how it turned the lobster into a must have dish, instead of poor people's food.

//That, and I love watch the GOP attack small businessmen and American farmers.

AmorousRedDragon: How does it feel, America, to know your President pals around with criminal prostitute solicitors? What if I told you that criminal's name has the word TIT in it? This is what you voted for.

I know, it's almost worse than befriending a whore AND a tax collector.

I May Be Crazy But...: St_Francis_P: ZAZ: It was probably tofu-based fake meat.

Arugula, chopped and formed.

It's not nearly that easy. You'll need something to bind it together, since the arugula won't stick. You could try a custard and get something like an arugula quiche, maybe. Or, if you don't want to use the eggs (being a secret muslim fascist vegan) you can use blended tofu with a little cornstarch. That'll hold together reasonably well once it's baked.

But anyway, cooked lettuce is gross.

As long as the end result is halal, I bet he'd eat it.

AmorousRedDragon: I can't stop reading them. Most of them sound so Socialist in nature, scoffing at his wealth and resentful of his expenses. Wishing he would behave more like the average person. It's amazing. They make him out to be Louie at Versailles.

Just more evidence he's trying to start class warfare.

AmorousRedDragon: Google it for yourself and see if the shoe fits

This is what I got:

djkutch: yanceylebeef: Thats one sneaky muslim.

Drinking alcohol, too. Great cover for a secret terrorist Muslim

Worst.

Muslim.

EVAR!

GanjSmokr: EatenTheSun: A major element of Takfir religious practice is subterfuge. The threat of Takfir is that its cold, heartless killers could easily be the boy or girl next door. Takfir Wal Hijra members are permitted to disregard the injunctions of Islamic law in order to blend into infidel societies.

In other words, Takfirs can have sex with loose women, drink alcohol, eat pork and do whatever else they feel is appropriate to advance their mission...

I must be a Takfir!

The proclamation of takfir is a practice that many Islamic Fundamentalists have been using to brand their enemies. The proclamation that one, even of the faith, is infidel--and thus open season to kill, bomb, or otherwise do horrible things to--has become a common practice in many areas where Islamic Fundamentalists operate, and oddly enough, is a practice that is been decried by many, because the proclamation is done without the sanction of the clergy. It shows the plasticity of many Fundamentalists' beliefs when confronted with the injunction against killing other Muslims for political cause, as opposed to the supposed brotherhood that all Muslims share. It's a nice way of saying, "He's not a real Muslim if he would do ______."

It echoes an oft heard refrain about "Real America" too.

The resurgence of religious Fundamentalists of all of the People of the Book often share traits that they find repulsive in other faiths, and it's apparently OK if they do it, but no one else can...