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(Some Guy) Florida If you've been drinking, it's not a wise idea to drive up to an active crime scene crawling with police   (naplesnews.com) divider line 14
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angry_scientist
2011-12-29 11:45:29 AM
I prefer passive crime scenes myself
 
phojochris
2011-12-29 11:46:21 AM
Pfffft. I've done that plenty of times when I was on call.


/kidding boss, I would never drive the company vehicle whilst inebriated.
 
LeroyBourne
2011-12-29 11:50:17 AM
2 minutes is pretty average for a girl with a purse full of crap. Hammered or not.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 11:57:44 AM
LeroyBourne: 2 minutes is pretty average for a girl with a purse full of crap. Hammered or not.

Came here to say that, and mention that the cops get a huge pass when they can claim "strong odor of alcohol and bloodshot eyes" as cause for suspicion... I happen to use vodak as an antiperspirant and of course, my eyes are usually bloodshot at 4am.

/so I'm getting a kick
 
SDRR
2011-12-29 11:58:53 AM
phojochris: Pfffft. I've done that plenty of times when I was on call.


/kidding boss, I would never drive the company vehicle ambulance whilst inebriated.
 
Stabone33
2011-12-29 12:06:03 PM
If you've been drinking, it's not a wise idea to drive up to an active crime scene crawling with police

Why not? Shouldn't they be busy with the crime scene?

/DNRTFA
 
bump [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 12:10:24 PM
Someone was pulled over by the cops one night and they were running him through the tests... I came out on my front porch and cracked a couple beers. The guy started pointing at me and asking the cops why they didn't do something about 'that guy over there'... and to my surprise, one came over and asked me to please take it inside for now. He was really cool about it and I understood how I was making it harder for them - so I obliged.

Cool cops are cool.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-12-29 12:17:54 PM
bump: Someone was pulled over by the cops one night and they were running him through the tests... I came out on my front porch and cracked a couple beers. The guy started pointing at me and asking the cops why they didn't do something about 'that guy over there'... and to my surprise, one came over and asked me to please take it inside for now. He was really cool about it and I understood how I was making it harder for them - so I obliged.

Cool cops are cool.

WTF is cool about that?
 
AbsentFriends [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 12:21:52 PM
StoPPeRmobile: bump: Someone was pulled over by the cops one night and they were running him through the tests... I came out on my front porch and cracked a couple beers. The guy started pointing at me and asking the cops why they didn't do something about 'that guy over there'... and to my surprise, one came over and asked me to please take it inside for now. He was really cool about it and I understood how I was making it harder for them - so I obliged.

Cool cops are cool.

WTF is cool about that?

They didn't taze him, punch him a few times, then arrest him for impeding an investigation and resisting arrest?
 
SDRR
2011-12-29 12:22:39 PM
StoPPeRmobile: bump: Someone was pulled over by the cops one night and they were running him through the tests... I came out on my front porch and cracked a couple beers. The guy started pointing at me and asking the cops why they didn't do something about 'that guy over there'... and to my surprise, one came over and asked me to please take it inside for now. He was really cool about it and I understood how I was making it harder for them - so I obliged.

Cool cops are cool.

WTF is cool about that?

He didn't get tazed, beaten, and/or arrested?
 
bump [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 12:33:42 PM
I considered it 'cool' in that he didn't act like some gym coach with a testosterone issue - he didn't try to be some dickhead about it, he acknowledged that there wasn't anything legally he could do, but in the interest of keeping things easier and somewhat civil, he'd appreciate some help from me - which was respectable and appreciated. Fact was, I DID go out there with some arrogance and attitude - he responded to it with reason and asked for some basic understanding, no flexing, no threats,...

In my book, that's cool.
 
bump [TotalFark]
2011-12-29 12:35:53 PM
In short - not all cops are evil, bad, 'daddy didn't hug me enough' stereotypes - some are actually cool people who do a good job, care about their community and put up with way too much.

They ARE out there you know...
 
phojochris
2011-12-29 12:54:14 PM
SDRR: phojochris: Pfffft. I've done that plenty of times when I was on call.


/kidding boss, I would never drive the company vehicle ambulance whilst inebriated.

I saw that movie...I believe Nic Cage and Tom Sizemore were in it?
 
boyvoyeur
2011-12-29 01:01:20 PM
Deputies noticed a strong odor of alcohol emanating from Greene's mouth, reports said.

You fill in the blanks
 
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