hallelujah

I didn't know Al was so religious...

Thou shalt shake thy money maker

Thou shalt at least act like you like it

Thou shall not roll thy drunk for unearned income

Thou shall honor thy bouncer and thy DJ

Thou shall be topless by the second song and nekkid by the middle of thy third.

Thou shall not hustle the rich drunk when there are other patron at thy table

Thou shall not spill thy customer's beer

Thou shall not scuffle thy dance floor needlessly

Thou shall only cry once during thy lap dance even if thy mark is a pushover.

Thou shall not yell "Woo!" in to the cellphone when the patron is telling his wife he is at work.

Harry Freakstorm: Thou shalt shake thy money maker

Thou shalt at least act like you like it

Thou shall not roll thy drunk for unearned income

Thou shall honor thy bouncer and thy DJ

Thou shall be topless by the second song and nekkid by the middle of thy third.

Thou shall not hustle the rich drunk when there are other patron at thy table

Thou shall not spill thy customer's beer

Thou shall not scuffle thy dance floor needlessly

Thou shall only cry once during thy lap dance even if thy mark is a pushover.

Thou shall not yell "Woo!" in to the cellphone when the patron is telling his wife he is at work.

I'm Bishop Foster of the Church of the New Revelation and I approve this message

And it came to pass that it was Stephanie's turn upon the center stage and the DJ did not play the hot number that she requested and the men about the table did get up and move to the other stages.

But Stephanie did move about the stage as though her song did play and the patrons did take notice. Sayeth one "That chick is really in to it!" And at the end of the first song, Stephanie was but clad only in her thong and the great multitude sayeth "What else can this hot chick showeth? Let us go to the other stages where there are still mysteries and bras to be shed.

And Stephanie did not grieve. The second song began and it was even worse than the first. But Stephanie rocked her hot little self twice again as she did during the first number and the men came back to her stage and rejoiced. And then Stephanie did that thing with her thong and her thumbs and the multitude sayeth "Is she going to take it off and risk the decency laws? Let us watch and pray that she does." And they stayed at the stage and though she she teased them thusly with the untying of thy thong and the pulling the strings up slingshot style. And at the end of the second song, there was not a seat at stage one available for anyone and the second row was standing to get a better look at Stephanie.

And thusly the third song started and again Stephanie went in to it as though it was her first song and the crowd thus spake "This is indeed a miracle. For she has but a thong and the multitudes remain. Thy dancer on stage two is still doing the hand bra and her numbers dwindle." And releasing her string did Stephanie grasp the pole with her legs and she spun and the thong did not fly away and thy decency law was not broken. And there were city agents in the audience and they said "All be praised. This is allowed!"

And at the end of her set, Stephanie collected her tips and they overflowed her thong. And when she counted them, there was enough for her Camaro payment, the apartment rent, and the boyfriend's meth habit. And she rejoiced and walked among the crowd working it for the other girls instead of staying in the dressing room and doing coke.

It'll make recruitment through "flirty fishing" a whole lot easier.

G oahead. Google the phrase.You know you want to.