Well, um, you see, there are some boys that don't know how to wash themselves. So I'm making this video so I don't have to get naked and shower with them anymore.

Well he's in charge of vice, right?

/nobody taught me how to wash myself, its not hard to learn

Penn State?

/Drtfa

What's the problem? It's only skin, right? Nobody knew or cared until the stupid police got involved. The boys weren't injured in any way, and besides, they see themselves and each other naked every day.

/amidoinitright?

Two words.

Rhythmic Slapping.

/new band name?

How much will this cost the property owners of that school district when the lawsuits are filed?

I feel there is some sort of joke here involving david decoteau and his homoerotic horror films but I can't put my finger on it.

DarwiOdrade: "He had a camera hidden and he videotaped students who went to that school in the shower," Bennett said.

How do you go to school in the shower?

Hopefully with the curtain closed.

There has to be a Penn State joke in there somewhere.

Assistant principal Dunbar?

Hmmm, Pedis coming out of the woodwork all over the place.

Catholic people problems

I found this in the comments section of the article:

Please tell me i didn't just read he was a TV production teacher earlier in his career. That means he was good with setting up cameras, knew about A/V equip and also-------------------- ya know what? Do I really have to explain further? I think even the dullest knife here on NJ.COM is gonna connect the dots on this one.

Great, now my entire profession is suspect. Just because someone has experience and knowledge of A/V equipment does not mean they are slimy animals like this guy. But of course, knowing how most people love to overreact and oversimplify...

There are students who use the showers at school? No one used the showers at my school. That's nasty.

Godscrack: Catholic? check
Republican? check
Will it get swept under the carpet?

You betcha!


You should try clicking on the link sometime. If you did you'd see that the picture of him was in his prison jumpsuit in court, and then you could also read about the charges that have already been filed against him.

fireclown: Two words.

Rhythmic Slapping.

/new band name?

Villiage People cover band.

Sick fark. I hope the ugly fat kid blocked his camera view every time.

Gergesa: I feel there is some sort of joke here involving david decoteau and his homoerotic horror films but I can't put my finger on it.

I didn't see any mention of giant mutant leeches in the article, not sure about the rest of his movies. Weren't a few of them vampire based?

The strange thing is that he could walk into the shower as they are showering anytime and see everything that he would see on the video tape and it is not a crime. If I was one of the boys I don't think I would care that he taped me showering.

nakago: Gergesa: I feel there is some sort of joke here involving david decoteau and his homoerotic horror films but I can't put my finger on it.

I didn't see any mention of giant mutant leeches in the article, not sure about the rest of his movies. Weren't a few of them vampire based?

He has had so many but a movie that perfectly fits this story I can't come up with. Leeches may be as close as it gets with the heavy emphasis on shower/water scenes.

Profedius: The strange thing is that he could walk into the shower as they are showering anytime and see everything that he would see on the video tape and it is not a crime. If I was one of the boys I don't think I would care that he taped me showering.

Yeah, but you would mind him standing over in the corner masturbating. The video is for the sake of privacy.

Profedius: The strange thing is that he could walk into the shower as they are showering anytime and see everything that he would see on the video tape and it is not a crime. If I was one of the boys I don't think I would care that he taped me showering.

Pretty much this.
Coaches / teachers were wandering around anyway telling you to hurry up, reminding you of the time, making sure no horseplay or whatever.
In fact if someone had walked in there with a full-on video camera and lights, I probably would have done the whoo-whoo (an adolescent display, which is the exact opposite of the cover and run).

But I'm sure that if I spent enough time with therapists, I could learn to be properly mortified about it.

Impasse: Assistant principal Dunbar?

"...Number five - while I am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other spread eagle in front of me and satisfy each other orally until I have completed ejaculating."
Finally, rule number six - any student caught writing graffiti or defacing school property will be automatically suspended, unless they are masturbating..."

Wasn't he also the jv footbal coach?

wonder what this douche was thinking when sandusky went down??

"that'll never happen to me.. I've got my camera hidden perfectly."

wife is cleaning, finds the tapes.. and turns her pedo-husband in.

Penn state could learn from dude's wifey..

Spirit Hammer: Profedius: The strange thing is that he could walk into the shower as they are showering anytime and see everything that he would see on the video tape and it is not a crime. If I was one of the boys I don't think I would care that he taped me showering.

Pretty much this.
Coaches / teachers were wandering around anyway telling you to hurry up, reminding you of the time, making sure no horseplay or whatever.
In fact if someone had walked in there with a full-on video camera and lights, I probably would have done the whoo-whoo (an adolescent display, which is the exact opposite of the cover and run).

But I'm sure that if I spent enough time with therapists, I could learn to be properly mortified about it.

We only had to take gym once for one semester at my high school. Most people got it out of the way their freshman year, thus the pimple-faced, gangly crew that was our gym class was mostly awkward looking 15 year olds that hardly resembled the sexy smorgasbord showed on CW teen shows. I can't imagine anyone would have been hard-up enough to want to see that group shower, but even if they were that depraved it would have been impossible, seeing as our gym shower was never used to shower in. The basketball players mainly used it as a tobacco spittoon and garbage can. Thankfully our gym class consisted of light exercise, followed by 25 minutes of shooting basketball, so a shower was never really required. Besides, we didn't want to be naked around each other, anyway.

fireclown: Profedius: The strange thing is that he could walk into the shower as they are showering anytime and see everything that he would see on the video tape and it is not a crime. If I was one of the boys I don't think I would care that he taped me showering.

Yeah, but you would mind him standing over in the corner masturbating. The video is for the sake of privacy.

Nope wouldn't care if he was masturbating as long as he wasn't touching me or telling me to wash slower or anything.

kid_icarus: Spirit Hammer: Profedius: The strange thing is that he could walk into the shower as they are showering anytime and see everything that he would see on the video tape and it is not a crime. If I was one of the boys I don't think I would care that he taped me showering.

Pretty much this.
Coaches / teachers were wandering around anyway telling you to hurry up, reminding you of the time, making sure no horseplay or whatever.
In fact if someone had walked in there with a full-on video camera and lights, I probably would have done the whoo-whoo (an adolescent display, which is the exact opposite of the cover and run).

But I'm sure that if I spent enough time with therapists, I could learn to be properly mortified about it.

We only had to take gym once for one semester at my high school. Most people got it out of the way their freshman year, thus the pimple-faced, gangly crew that was our gym class was mostly awkward looking 15 year olds that hardly resembled the sexy smorgasbord showed on CW teen shows. I can't imagine anyone would have been hard-up enough to want to see that group shower, but even if they were that depraved it would have been impossible, seeing as our gym shower was never used to shower in. The basketball players mainly used it as a tobacco spittoon and garbage can. Thankfully our gym class consisted of light exercise, followed by 25 minutes of shooting basketball, so a shower was never really required. Besides, we didn't want to be naked around each other, anyway.

This was in the early 70's (graduated in 77) and we showered after gym from 7th grade on. We had to take gym every semester, and even if you picked golf or archery or something else not strenuous, you had to run so you either showered or you stunk.

I like the mugshot better -


/christopher lloyd?
//keith flint?
///got nothing

I went to Montgomery while he was the basketball coach. He used to shower (showers were mandatory) with us after practice. It is sickening to think about now

Spirit Hammer : This was in the early 70's (graduated in 77) and we showered after gym from 7th grade on. We had to take gym every semester, and even if you picked golf or archery or something else not strenuous, you had to run so you either showered or you stunk.

I graduated in 1978 and showers were mandatory at the schools I went to from grades 7-12. This was in the San Fernando Valley (Los Angeles) where it was in the 90's and 100's a lot of the time, you *had* to shower just out of consideration for the people in your next class.

No coaches hanging around the showers, though.

Clint_Torres: I like the mugshot better -
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/christopher lloyd?
//keith flint?
///got nothing

Looks like a young Josef Fritzl.

Godscrack: mongbiohazard: If you did you'd see that the picture of him was in his prison jumpsuit in court, and then you could also read about the charges that have already been filed against him.

He'll get 5 years 'supervised' probation. Same will happen for Sandusky.

They have conservative church money behind them.


Wow! You know, it seemed like the DA's were taking both situations pretty seriously, and that both figures were pretty much farked considering the nature of their crimes and how little sympathy that usually engenders in the courtroom, but I guess I can just forget about all that now! I didn't realize I was talking to someone who could turn their mind's eye inward and glimpse into our future, like a god.

Oh great one, now that you've cast your third eye thus and brought forth to us your wisdom from our future... can I get next week's lottery numbers? That would be really helpful, thanks. I'll buy you a beer and everything. A fancy one, even.