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		Body found in Port Townshend, Washington leaves police asking "Who Are You?" (seattlepi.com)		35
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AbbeySomeone

2011-12-29 04:57:07 AM

I see what you did subby.
I'm sure they really wanna know...

gopher321

2011-12-29 07:30:11 AM

The police probably already knew her name (after waking up in a Soho doorway)

tillerman35

2011-12-29 09:38:12 AM

*Golf*Clap*

Now, did I hit "Add Comment" before the first person to post a "removes sunglasses... yeahhhhh" reference?

sandbar67

2011-12-29 09:38:53 AM

I guess she couldn't get up and walk away

Le Bomb Suprize

2011-12-29 09:40:07 AM

I Can't Explain that.

Loucifer

2011-12-29 09:41:40 AM

I was just researching decomposition.

macross87

2011-12-29 09:42:56 AM

Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

Mentat

2011-12-29 09:43:20 AM

Found a body in the water? I guess this investigation is... all wet.

bravian

2011-12-29 09:44:02 AM

Don't worry - these people will figure it out in under an hour - and just in time for lunch:

thehairpin.com

/because the real world works just like TV
//amiright?

spentmiles

2011-12-29 09:44:11 AM

Pro Tip: When you are swimming, exit the water when your fingers prune. Don't wait until you start to decompose because that's too long.

Matthew Keene

2011-12-29 09:47:14 AM

Did she have both her feet?

whatshisname

2011-12-29 09:49:26 AM

A beach is a place where a man can feel.....ill

urbangirl

2011-12-29 09:51:15 AM

Le Bomb Suprize: I Can't Explain that.

Do they at least know her age? I mean, is she from my generation?

Strobeguy

2011-12-29 09:53:11 AM

a gift from the japanese tsunami?

soakitincider

2011-12-29 09:53:57 AM

o look, i have a port named after me

/a townsend
//lives at the end of town

nicklenick

2011-12-29 09:54:32 AM

Meet the new corpse, same as the old corpse.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros

2011-12-29 09:54:32 AM

urbangirl: Le Bomb Suprize: I Can't Explain that.

Do they at least know her age? I mean, is she from my generation?

They can't disclose that. It's a legal matter, baby.

trappedspirit

2011-12-29 09:54:50 AM

I saw what you did there and I can't pat myself on the back hard enough

NuttierThanEver

2011-12-29 09:59:12 AM

Looks like we've got the a reference Pete Townsend in a headline about a dead body investigation.
removes sunglasses
I'd call that a bargain

mortimer_ford

2011-12-29 10:02:13 AM

spentmiles: Pro Tip: When you are swimming, exit the water when your fingers prune. Don't wait until you start to decompose because that's too long.

Rigor Mortis: The Silent Killer

vudukungfu

2011-12-29 10:09:29 AM

Strobeguy: a gift from the japanese tsunami?

Probably.

Gilbert Godfried's girlfriend?
She's Japanese. You don't know her.

jagec

2011-12-29 10:10:24 AM

soakitincider: o look, i have a port named after me

The asshole was around long before you were, buddy.

Pair-o-Dice

2011-12-29 10:23:06 AM

Article was vague and nondescript. I'll never get those 4 seconds back.

sheep_shagger

2011-12-29 10:30:50 AM