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Catholic archbishop compares Gay Pride parade to Ku Klux Klan -- possibly because the KKK has started using designer sheets
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stpauler
2011-12-29 10:02:54 AM
All those gays, with their fancy costumes:
Snarfangel
2011-12-29 10:47:05 AM
I hate the KKGay.
DarnoKonrad
2011-12-29 11:51:35 AM
Well let's see what your Christ had to say about Homosexuals:
Lone Stranger
2011-12-29 11:52:50 AM
Approves.
The Why Not Guy
2011-12-29 11:53:47 AM
But if I respond I'm attacking Christians.
tarheel07
2011-12-29 11:53:48 AM
Done in one.
Arkanaut
2011-12-29 11:54:37 AM
The Klan is very picky about high thread counts.
bravian
2011-12-29 11:55:19 AM
400 count? At least they aren't slumming it.
lenfromak
2011-12-29 11:56:09 AM
Also approves.
Allen. The end.
2011-12-29 11:56:18 AM
To be fair, the KKK did hate them krazy Katholics...
/but still BS...
zetar
2011-12-29 11:56:46 AM
Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States that has not had pedophile priests?
Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States where the Bishops and Archbishops did not conspire to cover up pedophilia?
This is a serious question.
The three closest dioceses to where I live have all had hundreds of cases of pedophilia, cover-ups by the Bishops and Archbishops, massive law suits, insurance company payouts and bankruptcy of the local diocese.
Molavian
2011-12-29 11:57:24 AM
oroku_saki
2011-12-29 11:58:33 AM
Meh. Wake me when teh gheys start actually lynching archbishops. THEN they can compare the gay rights movement to the KKK. At this point, the idiot is merely attacking a strawman.
Joce678
2011-12-29 11:59:55 AM
I thought the KKK only wore sheets because they were in the cotton business and happened to have plenty of them lying around the place.
Internet Meme Rogers
2011-12-29 12:02:52 PM
I've always thought he's a dick, but wow is he a dick with that statement.
/Fr. George went to my grade school
//After that our lives diverged quite a bit
author1701
2011-12-29 12:02:53 PM
FTFA: 'One such organization is the Ku Klux Klan which, well into the 1940s, paraded through American cities not only to interfere with Catholic worship but also to demonstrate that Catholics stand outside of the American consensus. It is not a precedent anyone should want to emulate.'
What? Catholics don't speak for the majority of Americans? Who knew?
/Not the Archbishop, apparently.
Mort_Q
2011-12-29 12:04:14 PM
Every time one of these assholes makes the news I get more tempted to formally defect from the Catholic Church.
How to Formally Defect from the Catholic Church
(YouTube)
/I'm afraid my mother will find out
//It'd break her heart
LeafyGreens
2011-12-29 12:04:23 PM
FTFA:
'The rhetoric of the Klu Klux Klan, the rhetoric of some of the gay liberation people. Who is the enemy? The Catholic Church.'
Oh yes, the poor victimized Catholic Church. They've never said or done anything against gay people have they?
Katolu
2011-12-29 12:07:23 PM
">
/approves
ReverendJasen
2011-12-29 12:07:49 PM
FTA
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The practice, he said, draws an 'obvious comparison' to the violent hate group.
Funny, your church is an obvious comparison to a hate group.
coderitr
2011-12-29 12:08:37 PM
In related news, this guy has just returned from narfling the garthak
buttcat
2011-12-29 12:09:14 PM
Good ol' Catholicism, the Islam of Christians.
MaestroJ
2011-12-29 12:09:36 PM
The Why Not Guy
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But if I respond I'm attacking Christians.
Careful, I've noticed some hardcore non-Catholics who will be fast to respond to that with "Catholics aren't Christians they worship the saints!" Yet more for people to bicker about. In any case, you'll want the large size of popcorn, it's the better deal anyway.
ShowhermyO-face
2011-12-29 12:09:40 PM
FABULOUS!
Thudfark
2011-12-29 12:11:25 PM
Look, Bish, no need to get butt hurt cause these guys are getting more than you.
WellBelowAverage
2011-12-29 12:13:20 PM
Snarfangel
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I hate the
KKGay
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New band name.....?
Mandapants
2011-12-29 12:16:44 PM
Approve.
gregario
2011-12-29 12:16:58 PM
As a person who was raised Catholic....church every Sunday, Catholic grade school and high school, I have to say,
F*CK the Catholics!
anuran
2011-12-29 12:17:02 PM
He can eat a bowl of dic....
Oops. Too late.
Allen. The end.
2011-12-29 12:19:42 PM
When I was younger I thought of joining the catholic church for the sole purpose of being excomunicated.
/was raised baptist
////sucked
Crewmannumber6
2011-12-29 12:19:53 PM
Anybody else see the ads the catholic church are running on tv? Hilarious! They say 'We compiled the Bible' I think 'You handpicked and edditied gospels that helped you assimilate power'; they say 'We have educated generations' I think '12 years of fear and humiliation of parochial school, never mind the Christian Brothers schools in Ireland'; they say 'We've ministered to the needy' I think 'you imprisoned girls for a lifetime of servitude in the magdalene Launbdry houses.'
the catholic church is an institution that needs to end.
fustanella
2011-12-29 12:21:59 PM
From what I've seen of gay-pride parades, the closest teh geys come to KKK-style terrorist-anonymity are the drag-nuns, what with their pancake makeup. Most folks there seem to have a, hm, more relaxed dress code than the bishop.
/no hatin' here
//nttawwdn
///helped start the local spi convent
Snarfangel
2011-12-29 12:22:01 PM
gregario
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As a person who was raised Catholic....church every Sunday, Catholic grade school and high school, I have to say, F*CK the Catholics!
Do we have time?
fruitloop
2011-12-29 12:24:51 PM
He's confusing the Gay Pride parade with the Klan Chaos Disruption Team.
waltb555
2011-12-29 12:25:14 PM
In all honesty, gay pride parades probably do more harm to the cause of gay rights than the Catholic church ever could.
Crewmannumber6
2011-12-29 12:32:06 PM
waltb555
:
In all honesty, gay pride parades probably do more harm to the cause of gay rights than the Catholic church ever could.
This is FARK, there is no room for self examination or honesty, only blind rage!
TheMysticS
2011-12-29 12:34:57 PM
zetar
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Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States that has not had pedophile priests?
Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States where the Bishops and Archbishops did not conspire to cover up pedophilia?
This is a serious question.
The three closest dioceses to where I live have all had hundreds of cases of pedophilia, cover-ups by the Bishops and Archbishops, massive law suits, insurance company payouts and bankruptcy of the local diocese.
Same here.
Annapolis, Md.
You?
vudukungfu
2011-12-29 12:37:35 PM
zetar
:
Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States that has not had pedophile priests?
Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States where the Bishops and Archbishops did not conspire to cover up pedophilia?
This is a serious question.
The three closest dioceses to where I live have all had hundreds of cases of pedophilia, cover-ups by the Bishops and Archbishops, massive law suits, insurance company payouts and bankruptcy of the local diocese.
It's called organized crime and so far, the US Justice department, the FBI, the CIA, and the DHS have turned a blind eye to it, and instead, used your tax dollars to put people with a little bit of weed in prison for a long, long time.
This is a serious answer.
Anyone calling out their representatives on this? I know I do. In public. Every farking chance I get.
DarnoKonrad
2011-12-29 12:41:19 PM
I'd listen to him. Catholic Bishops know a lot about wearing funny hats.
T. Dawg
2011-12-29 12:44:53 PM
zetar
:
Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States that has not had pedophile priests?
Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States where the Bishops and Archbishops did not conspire to cover up pedophilia?
This is a serious question.
The three closest dioceses to where I live have all had hundreds of cases of pedophilia, cover-ups by the Bishops and Archbishops, massive law suits, insurance company payouts and bankruptcy of the local diocese.
Great question! Found this resource:
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
This whole anti-gay movement is making me.... Argh. Can't even think of a word. It is unfathomable.
pkellmey
2011-12-29 12:47:06 PM
waltb555
:
In all honesty, gay pride parades probably do more harm to the cause of gay rights than the Catholic church ever could.
+1
gunga galunga
2011-12-29 12:47:54 PM
The pope is a Nazi.
'nuff said.
bravian
2011-12-29 12:51:57 PM
waltb555
:
In all honesty, gay pride parades probably do more harm to the cause of gay rights than the Catholic church ever could.
You see more shiat in the stands of an NFL Football game than any gay parade parade in any given year.
T. Dawg
2011-12-29 01:05:03 PM
bravian
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waltb555: In all honesty, gay pride parades probably do more harm to the cause of gay rights than the Catholic church ever could.
You see more shiat in the stands of an NFL Football game than any gay parade parade in any given year.
And your comment made me find this: http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/sns-football-fans-pictures,0,7672 49.photogallery
If the team logos weren't so apparent in some of those, it would be fun to play a game of Gay Pride Rally or NFL Game?
Bullseyed
2011-12-29 01:07:27 PM
"Anthony Martinez, executive director of The Civil Rights Agenda, an Illinois gay rights advocacy group, told Fox News: 'The Cardinal's words are
hurtful to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Catholics
and the entire LGBT community."
So in other words Anthony Martinez has no idea what he is talking about. There is no such thing as a lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender Catholic.
Fun fact: If you have voted Democrat you aren't allowed to receive Communion at Mass until you have been forgiven for your sin.
gerrymander
2011-12-29 01:14:46 PM
waltb555
:
In all honesty, gay pride parades probably do more harm to the cause of gay rights than the Catholic church ever could.
The reason for this verbal tiff is the Chicago gay pride parade. Both the planned route and the times got changed for the 2012 parade, which was then scheduled to cut off all traffic from a popular church during Sunday morning services. When the pastor of that church complained, local gay rights groups responded by telling him that he should accept the new route/time because his parishioners could still enter through the church's back door.
Yes, you read that right: gays told Catholics they should be closeted, and considered this to be the reasonable response.
Hence the archbishop's admittedly inflammatory language. And of course, here and elsewhere, there are those who immediately chime in with their opinions about how bad the church is, and how no one is beating Catholics to death so they should just accept it. They really have no idea how disillusioning it is for some of us to see the people who's rights you supported turn into the same kind of bigoted assholes we opposed for decades.
ukexpat
2011-12-29 01:17:12 PM
vudukungfu
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zetar: Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States that has not had pedophile priests?
Is there any Catholic diocese in the United States where the Bishops and Archbishops did not conspire to cover up pedophilia?
This is a serious question.
The three closest dioceses to where I live have all had hundreds of cases of pedophilia, cover-ups by the Bishops and Archbishops, massive law suits, insurance company payouts and bankruptcy of the local diocese.
It's called organized crime and so far, the US Justice department, the FBI, the CIA, and the DHS have turned a blind eye to it, and instead, used your tax dollars to put people with a little bit of weed in prison for a long, long time.
This is a serious answer.
Anyone calling out their representatives on this? I know I do. In public. Every farking chance I get.
There is clearly enough evidence for RICO prosecutions, but it will never happen.
stpauler
2011-12-29 01:17:29 PM
Bullseyed
:
"Anthony Martinez, executive director of The Civil Rights Agenda, an Illinois gay rights advocacy group, told Fox News: 'The Cardinal's words are hurtful to lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Catholics and the entire LGBT community."
So in other words Anthony Martinez has no idea what he is talking about. There is no such thing as a lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender Catholic.
.
1) My BF is a practicing Catholic.
2) I was baptised Catholic (which apparently means I'm Catholic for life).
3) The RCC has said that Gays and lesbians are welcome within the church (as long as they're not sexually practicing, and even so, it's forgiveable).
3) The Bible nowhere addresses transgenderism
4) You're dumb or a troll. Or both, I shouldn't limit my opinions with an incorrect conjunction.
stpauler
2011-12-29 01:18:28 PM
stpauler
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3)
3) .
Three is my lucky number apparently.
Omnivorous
2011-12-29 01:25:17 PM
This current anti-gay campaign by the Catholic bishops, which has been orchestrated over months to portray their bigotry as a "freedom of religion" issue, is going to backfire.
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