Diogenes: Tasha Franklin, 25, is charged with dating battery, burglary of the victim's car and criminal mischief.

There's a law against dating energy storage devices?

Well, you know the South and their crazy anti-vibrator laws.

Diogenes: Tasha Franklin, 25, is charged with dating battery, burglary of the victim's car and criminal mischief.

There's a law against dating energy storage devices?

I saw that too.



She sounds crazy. Painting him, his car, car seat, and leaving his teeth marks on his arm after a job layoff is just crazy.

dating battery?


WTH? never heard of that

/put an arrow into her knee!

She's just trying to promote breast cancer awareness.

It might be a good idea for him to buy a pink Taser. (5% goes to breast cancer research.)

People need to realize that however great you think your significant other is, there's always someone else just as good if not better waiting for you.

She sounds awfully dedicated

approves

purple paint?

pfffft!

a real psycho stalker would use her own menstrual blood.

Magorn: In a world where Carrie Underwood has a #1 hit with a song about how she trashed her ex-boyfriend's truck with a baseball bat because he left her, and Miranda Lambert gleefully sings about how she's gonna lie in wait for her boyfriend with her shotgun because he hit her (okay slightly more sympathy for that) is it any wonder some already mentally unstable women now think violence and vandalism is an acceptable response to having your feelings hurt?

Yeah, cause crazy biatches never existed before top 40 radio.

Or as I like to call it: Enough evidence for a restraining order.

i've dated a lot of women here in florida, but the nuttiest one WAS from Hallendale Bch. Ahhh, 6 years of wild sex...............

Sir_Dude: What, no mug shots yet? I wonder if she is a ginger.

/sounds crazy, like ex-wife #1
//and I have the court orders and doctor note to prove it.
///love me some crazy ginger action.

I applaud your use of anagrams.

Girlfriend dipping her hand in the pink would turn some guys on...

I believe Poe (not Edgar Allen) said it best with the chorus of Trigger Happy Jack:
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.

Just because I like to see Fark devolve at times.

Here is a link w/ video of said Tasha Franklin. She also bit him apparently.

Link

That's some entry level psycho girlfriendism right there.

Buy me a beer, and we'll talk.

envirovore: I believe Poe (not Edgar Allen) said it best with the chorus of Trigger Happy Jack:
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.


And she was right. And furthermore, some pink paint on your seat is only the first step down the five and a half minute hallway that is crazy chicks.

your average maint. man: i've dated a lot of women here in florida, but the nuttiest one WAS from Hallendale Bch. Ahhh, 6 years of wild sex...............

There is a definite correlation between the amount of crazy a chick has in her mind and the sheer wild ass sexcapades she brings to bed with her. (Or the kitchen table, balcony, hot tub, park bench........)

JayR30: Just because I like to see Fark devolve at times.

Here is a link w/ video of said Tasha Franklin. She also bit him apparently.

Link

It's be awesome if the video would actually load, even after allowing every script on the page.
/also if link popped to new tab
fireclown: envirovore: I believe Poe (not Edgar Allen) said it best with the chorus of Trigger Happy Jack:
Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.


And she was right. .

I've lost count of how many times I've used that quote while in conversation with various friends about some of the people they know.

*It'd
/saw it just as I hit post in the preview window.

Teen Wolf Blitzer: People need to realize that however great you think your significant other is, there's always someone else just as good if not better waiting for you.

They broke up like 6 months ago. I guess no one was waiting for her.

Harry Freakstorm: It was because I broke up with her before she could break up with me. We got back together long enough for her to break up with me. It went like this

She stole my coil wire when I was closing down the restaurant at a ski resort at 20 below. So when I got to the car, I was locked out of all buildings. I found a hunk of wire in the dumpster parking lot from where they were repairing the power lines. Luckily, it was the right diameter for a slight interferrence fit. Got the car started so I didn't freeze to death.
She was in the paper for a .358 DUI with 5 kids in her car that spring. Driving around a resivouir like Susan Smith. She's lately been seen pushing a shopping cart full of belongings and kids in tow.

No trace of her online whatsoever.

beerrun:
There is a definite correlation between the amount of crazy a chick has in her mind and the sheer wild ass sexcapades she brings to bed with her. (Or the kitchen table, balcony, hot tub, park bench........)

Absolutely true.
My ex is bat-shiat crazy, but god damn that girl would fark like sex was going to be outlawed the next day. Best and worst seven years of my life.
/yay triple post.

Magorn: /used to handle DV cases for a living. Sterotypes aside, the truth is that there are many battered men out there, but they aren't as well captured in DV statistics beacuse men are much more ashamed to say anything about it. We've made the breakthrough with women that they need to speak up and come forward when this happens, but it'll be another generation or so before we can convince men of the same thing. (Most of the battered male cases that do come up on the radar are because death or serious injuries have resulted. This is more common with battered men then women because female abusers are far more likely to use a weapon than men)

Since it's crazy GF day in this thread, I'll chime in. I once had a fight over god knows what with a long ago crazy ex. I looked away and all of a sudden 90 pounds of crazy is bearing down on me with a claw hammer. Not knowing exactly what to do I ran like hell and got out of the trailer. Yeah. Trailer.

/CSB?

/b-b-but it was adorable when Ellie did it

My current and hopefully soon-to-be ex recently attacked me with a bass guitar (she swung it.from the neck right into my elbow like she was going for a grand slam) and a folding chair (to the back of my head, Macho Man style.)

/sex is unbelievable

It is better to have loved and lost than to live with a phsyco biatch for the rest of your life

Teen Wolf Blitzer: My current and hopefully soon-to-be ex recently attacked me with a bass guitar (she swung it.from the neck right into my elbow like she was going for a grand slam) and a folding chair (to the back of my head, Macho Man style.)

/sex is unbelievable

Is this your girlfriend?


/hotlinkied

There's Good Crazy, and there's Bad Crazy.

Good Crazy picks you up at the airport in nothing but a trench coat and high heals, and then ditches the trench coat before getting in the car to drive you home. (You're welcome, parking lot cashier guy.)

Bad Crazy forgets a bag at a Wal-mart check out, makes you drive 45 minutes back to the store, and then spends an hour and a half yelling at the cashier, manager, customer service personnel, customers, store security and anyone else who can't avoid hearing her scream and finally topples over a half dozen candy and gum displays before you can pull her out of the store in return for charges not being filed.

Good Crazy sees "amateur night contest!" on a strip-club marquee and slams on the brakes so hard there are STILL cars getting rear-ended on that street. And wins.

Bad Crazy comes in second place the next month and then spends four years stalking the winner, waits for her to get married and have a kid, and then seduces her new husband and sends the winner photographs of Bad Crazy giving her husband a hummer with the caption "serves you right for getting fat and pregnant, biatch" written on back.

Unfortunately, Good Crazy and Bad Crazy can exist in the same body. The Hot/Crazy scale is not a static chart. It is a phase-change diagram. The Vicky Mendoza Diagonal does not denote a barrier condition but a transition zone from one state to another.

My crazy ex sent me a pair of panties with the hole cut out of the rear while I was at boot camp. I still don't understand why...it's not like we got it on through the back door.

/great having to open that in front of the rest of the barracks including the drill instructors
//she can't keep a job at walmart....literally, she just got fired from walmart....
///married 4 years this August to a gorgeous and smart level headed hottie.

envirovore: Is this your girlfriend?

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/hotlinkied

That's the crazy chick from FLCL, right? (forgot the name)

Yikes. My fiancee gets moody about once a month. A friend of mine now has a meth head wife who steals from him and may need to be put down. I'm pretty lucky.

/An ex hit me with a lunchbox (!) once. I left.

Also, no Mulholland Drive reference?