"Land of the free, home of the brave" my ass.

Eating topless women while watching porn?

Wouldn't it be easier if they were bottomless?

It's not the syrup that gets everything sticky there.

Here in the US we call it tits and toast.

There was such a place? Why didn't I know about this? Who's in charge?

Not going to Egypt or Montreal now dammit. Ruined vacation plans trifecta in play.

I preferred the pancakes. You should have seen how they kept the syrup warm for you!

That coward David Lopan: There was such a place? Why didn't I know about this? Who's in charge?

No kidding. I've always heard Montreal was a great city, but I had no idea it was THIS great. Sad times.

Here's my question. Why do people feel the need to get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn?

Crêpes et oeufs, subby.

Try to find an actual pancake in Montréal.

IHOP has good pancakes.

the_sidewinder: Wasilla Hillbilly: "Land of the free, home of the brave" my ass.

What does the american national anthem have to do with Canada?

Canada is mentioned, you know, right after the line that describes the whooshing sound of the rockets flying over your head.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Here's my question. Why do people feel the need to get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn?

Is that a serious question?

where's the sushi?

I hope the fry-cook isn't topless. Bacon grease! Ow!

Sure they can, just not at the one particular restaurant there are others that are zoned correctly.

You're just going to have to get your own woman to serve you pancakes topless. Forget the porn, you have a half naked woman right there.

Buy her jewelry.

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Here's my question. Why do people feel the need to get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn?

I think you should fark off. That's what I think you should do for asking that kind of question.

fark'n Cheese eating surrender monkey's, Commies mooslims loving parasites.

Pants full of macaroni!!: No more Pancake Hooters?

Good. More perky breasts for all!

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Here's my question. Why do people feel the need to get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn?

So I'm guessing the food sucks.

Yeah, but what about the waffles?

I just had an image of cold eggs with a pubic hair in them and nearly vomitted

I'm assuming the women didn't go in the kitchen topless.

I'm just thinking of that one time I fried bacon naked. Not doing that again, nosir.

Seth'n'Spectrum: Yeah, but what about the waffles?

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I can't say why, but I've got this sudden craving for waffles.

I guess I'm breaking the law right now!

Wasilla Hillbilly: "Land of the free, home of the brave" my ass.

ummmm.....wrong country dude.

That's titillatingly disgusting...

and subby owes me a new keyboard.

This is an English site; you don't need to put the accent in Montreal.

mytdawg: I'm assuming the women didn't go in the kitchen topless.

I'm just thinking of that one time I fried bacon naked. Not doing that again, nosir.

I don't really understand this complaint. I mean, I've fried stuff shirtless all the time. Yeah, it's not the best idea in the world, but as long as you aren't actually splashing the hot grease on yourself, it's little drops that cool as they fly and aren't really that hot when they hit you.

Mind you, I've heard a story from a friend who was baking without pants on. And I'm never doing that.

i just hope they dont serve Blue Waffles there.
LOL

Pwnchubr: Here in the US we call it tits and toast.

Here it was Smut & Eggs, a great place to take your one-night-stand for breakfast in the morning...

LargeCanine: You're just going to have to get your own woman to serve you pancakes topless. Forget the porn, you have a half naked woman right there.

Buy her jewelry.

Exactly. I'll just get my wife to serve them.
*bzzt*
Uh, I mean my fiancee.
*bzzt*
Girlfriend
*bzzt*
A girl friend
*bzzt*
sigh, a hooker
*ding*

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Here's my question. Why do people feel the need to get their pancakes and eggs served by topless women and eat them while watching porn?

The same reason I have for doing anything else that's fun/silly: What the fark else am I doing?

That's OK.
I'd still move to Canada, no problemo.

/Any lady farkers in the market?

Well, farkitall. I'm going to Montreal in 2 weeks.

Getting topless porn breakfast would have been nice.

Charging it to my expense account would have been even better.

smurfnazi: Wasilla Hillbilly: "Land of the free, home of the brave" my ass.

ummmm.....wrong country dude.

At the rate we're going, we're going to have to forfeit that motto to them.

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: smurfnazi: Wasilla Hillbilly: "Land of the free, home of the brave" my ass.

ummmm.....wrong country dude.

At the rate we're going, we're going to have to forfeit that motto to them.

Bah, we're more free now than we have ever been in history. Look up the Alien and Sedition Act or the interment of Japanese-Americans or the Trail of Tears or the Red Scare or the early history of the FBI.

There are several similar restaurants on the island of Montreal that may also be illegal, according to city zoning laws.

Calm down, people, they only closed one.

Protip: Don't speak English and don't act like you like anyone from anywhere else in the country, and they won't close you down.

Tabernac!

LargeCanine: You're just going to have to get your own woman to serve you pancakes topless. Forget the porn, you have a half naked woman right there.

Buy her jewelry.

Who we can get vs who we want, duh. The same reason the woman who settled for you WON'T serve you pancakes topless, even if you wanted her to.

meanmutton: Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: smurfnazi: Wasilla Hillbilly: "Land of the free, home of the brave" my ass.

ummmm.....wrong country dude.

At the rate we're going, we're going to have to forfeit that motto to them.

Bah, we're more free now than we have ever been in history. Look up the Alien and Sedition Act or the interment of Japanese-Americans or the Trail of Tears or the Red Scare or the early history of the FBI.

Yeah but you can't shoot China-men from a train anymore. Country's going to hell.